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 Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:45 pm
GRANTED!
...but now you're a hooker.
I wish that the air conditioning in my apartment worked.
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 6:38 am
granted, but it was cold enought it coated you in ice, so you were frozen and couldn't move.
I wish I was a ninja
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 11:20 am
Granted, but you're a really bad one and are killed by rival ninjas within the week. D:
I wish I was an ALL-POWERFUL GENIE!!
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 1:48 pm
granted, but no one ever found your lamp, so you were stuck in their for eternity.
I wish that I could wake up in the morning with Doctorate degree!
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 3:15 pm
Granted, but you bought it off the internet for $15.
I wish my stomach didn't hurt.
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 9:49 pm
Granted, but it was because your liver exploded and therefore exceeded the pain of your stomach.
I wish I could find my camera battery charger.
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:14 pm
granted, but it was in the sewers being guarded by a ninja panda that thought it was the sacred relic his clan lost centuries ago, and you couldn't find a way past him
I wish my friends would stop being busy all the time
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:41 pm
Granted, they all died.
I wish I could go to Stanford on a full scholarship.
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:26 pm
Granted, but you end up losing your scholarship, getting kicked out, and living on the streets for the rest of your life.
I wish summer was over
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:52 pm
Granted, but for the rest of the year, the temperature is always under 20 degrees D:
I wish my teeth were perfect ><
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:41 pm
granted, but then you went blind and deaf.
I wish that I could teleport places.
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:52 pm
GRANTED!
. . . but Nightcrawler's got too big of a fanbase. So Xiavier just called you "Teleport-o" and you never really caught on with the general public.
I wish I knew what it was that I'm having a severe allergic reaction to. sad
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 12:46 pm
Granted! But there was no medication to take for it. D:
I wish planning a wedding wasn't hard.
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Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 7:27 pm
Granted, it became nearly impossible instead.
I wish my classes were more interesting this semester.
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silentbreeze90 Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:49 pm
Granted, now you must learn while dodging bullets and escaping from poison gas chambers and other assorted booby traps.
I wish I hadn't burnt my tongue.
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