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 Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:00 pm
You save money on car insurance.
What happends when you drop your hairspray from the stem of a sunflower?
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:33 pm
Corn chips melt in your mouth, not your hands!
Does your band dance to certain songs?
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:51 pm
Because the geicho geko has nothing better to do than be stalked by an old man.
Why is it that being random isn't so random anymore?
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 9:56 pm
Because your mother's sister's nephew said so.
Who stole my sword?
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:30 pm
Nightmare. Apparently, Siegfried stole your other sword too, and these guys are gonna use them to fight each other to the death.
Am I confusing anyone?
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:27 pm
No, you're not confusing anyone biggrin how come the sky is blue?
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:29 pm
It's not, it's gray. You're color blind!
Why don't we have fur?
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:31 pm
Because if we did we'd get hair in our food, among other things.
Where's Waldo?
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:35 pm
He's in that prostitute's cocktail...
Got milk?
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:40 pm
No because i killed all cows.
Have yo ever been to uranus?
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:48 pm
yes, but the flight was horrible.
in the equation, x(6)=138, x equals what?
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:50 pm
THats simple x equals amazing because x equals me and i equal amazing therefore x equals amazing.
is your power level over 9000? (lol dragonball z reference.)
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:24 pm
my power is infinite thanks to a severe sting from an alien scorpion.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:30 pm
because he was after me lucky charms.
Is trix really just for kids?
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:48 pm
it was until it turned into a ***** is juxtaposition?
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