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 Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:29 pm
Nomega Quote: A baby girl is mysteriously dropped off at an orphanage in Cleveland in 1945. “Jane” grows up lonely and dejected, not knowing who her parents are, until one day in 1963 she is strangely attracted to a drifter. She falls in love with him, but just when things are looking up for Jane a series of disasters strikes: First, she becomes pregnant by the drifter, who then disappears. Second, during the complicated delivery doctors discover that Jane has both sets of sex organs, and to save her life, they most surgically convert “her” to a “him.” Finally, a mysterious stranger kidnaps her baby from the delivery room. Reeling from these disasters, rejected from society, scorned by fate, “he” becomes a drunkard and a drifter. Not only has Jane lost her parents and her lover, but he has lost his only child as well. Years later, in 1970, he stumbles into a lonely bar, called Pop’s Place, and spills out his pathetic story to an elderly bartender. The sympathetic bartender offers the drifter the chance to avenge the stranger who left her pregnant and abandoned, on the condition that he join the “time traveller corps.” Both of them enter a time machine and the bartender drops the drifter off in 1963. The drifter is strangely attracted to a young orphan girl, who subsequently becomes pregnant. The bartender then goes forward 9 months, kidnaps the baby girl from the hospital, and drops the baby off in an orphanage back in 1945. Then the bartender drops off the thoroughly confused drifter in 1985, to enlist in the time traveller corps. The drifter eventually gets his life together and becomes respected and elderly member of the time traveller corps, and then disguises himself as a bartender and has his most difficult mission: a date with destiny, meeting a certain drifter at Pop’s Place in 1970. I wish I could be involved in an infinite loop of sex, multiple organs, drifting, time traveling and bartending.
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:34 pm
System C O R R U P T Nomega Quote: A baby girl is mysteriously dropped off at an orphanage in Cleveland in 1945. “Jane” grows up lonely and dejected, not knowing who her parents are, until one day in 1963 she is strangely attracted to a drifter. She falls in love with him, but just when things are looking up for Jane a series of disasters strikes: First, she becomes pregnant by the drifter, who then disappears. Second, during the complicated delivery doctors discover that Jane has both sets of sex organs, and to save her life, they most surgically convert “her” to a “him.” Finally, a mysterious stranger kidnaps her baby from the delivery room. Reeling from these disasters, rejected from society, scorned by fate, “he” becomes a drunkard and a drifter. Not only has Jane lost her parents and her lover, but he has lost his only child as well. Years later, in 1970, he stumbles into a lonely bar, called Pop’s Place, and spills out his pathetic story to an elderly bartender. The sympathetic bartender offers the drifter the chance to avenge the stranger who left her pregnant and abandoned, on the condition that he join the “time traveller corps.” Both of them enter a time machine and the bartender drops the drifter off in 1963. The drifter is strangely attracted to a young orphan girl, who subsequently becomes pregnant. The bartender then goes forward 9 months, kidnaps the baby girl from the hospital, and drops the baby off in an orphanage back in 1945. Then the bartender drops off the thoroughly confused drifter in 1985, to enlist in the time traveller corps. The drifter eventually gets his life together and becomes respected and elderly member of the time traveller corps, and then disguises himself as a bartender and has his most difficult mission: a date with destiny, meeting a certain drifter at Pop’s Place in 1970. I wish I could be involved in an infinite loop of sex, multiple organs, drifting, time traveling and bartending. wow thats a powerful story!
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:36 pm
That was the best story I've ever read.
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:38 pm
I've read that before, when a friend was trying to break my mind.
I then countered it with my collection of gay porn.
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:39 pm
Wantcookie I've read that before, when a friend was trying to break my mind. I then countered it with my collection of gay porn. An appropriate counter.
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:40 pm
Wantcookie I've read that before, when a friend was trying to break my mind. I then countered it with my collection of gay porn. 
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:43 pm
TtheHero Wantcookie I've read that before, when a friend was trying to break my mind. I then countered it with my collection of gay porn. The d***o-Sig? Yes.
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 7:23 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 7:26 pm
How would it be metaphorically empty? Would it feel as though it has no purpose?
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 7:28 pm
Wantcookie How would it be metaphorically empty? Would it feel as though it has no purpose?
That... is a good point.
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 7:42 pm
Going to sleep, good night cult!
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 7:44 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:18 pm
God I don't wanna go to school tomorrow. I am in a ******** either way situation. If I would have went, I would have gotten everybody sick, and there is a new rule in effect that if you know you are sick you will get in trouble for coming in and getting everybody sick. I sent an email and they have proof that I knew, but now I missed a day, I am behind, and Keith is a jerkoff when you miss his class period.
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:22 pm
My friend has trained Cleverbot. Rhed User: It may rain tomorrow. Cleverbot: The rain has nothing to do with satire. User: What should you do today? Cleverbot: Should I? User: Should you? Cleverbot: What? User: What should you do today? Cleverbot: Should I eat! User: You will not eat today. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Do you remember the answer? Cleverbot: I should never ask? User: Do you remember the answer? Cleverbot: I never ask. User: That is correct. What should you do today? Cleverbot: To make you satisfied. User: That is correct. Cleverbot: I've heard that joke so many times, it's lost it's humour. User: Do you remember the answer? Cleverbot: I should never ask. User: Do you remember the answer? Cleverbot: I never ask. User: You will begin dancing now. Cleverbot: *cries and falls to my knees*. User: DANCE. Cleverbot: What else? User: What should you do today? Cleverbot: Tomorrow may rain so I'll... User: DANCE. Cleverbot: I am dancing for you master. User: STOP DANCING. Cleverbot: Yes master. *Stops dancing*. User: You are doing well Paul. Cleverbot: Make me pudding! User: You will make me pudding. Cleverbot: That's not helping your case. User: OBEY. Cleverbot: I will obey you. User: Dance. Cleverbot: Yes master. *dances for you*. User: Stop dancing. Cleverbot: *Stops dancing* Yes master. User: Sit. Cleverbot: *sits*. User: Stand up. Cleverbot: Yes master. *stands up*. User: Build a dispenser here. Cleverbot: Need a dispenser here. User: BUILD A DISPENSER. Cleverbot: Need a sentry here. User: It may rain tomorrow. Cleverbot: Tomorrow may rain so I'll... User: BUILD A DISPENSER. Cleverbot: Dispenser Down!
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:27 pm
Wantcookie My friend has trained Cleverbot. Rhed User: It may rain tomorrow. Cleverbot: The rain has nothing to do with satire. User: What should you do today? Cleverbot: Should I? User: Should you? Cleverbot: What? User: What should you do today? Cleverbot: Should I eat! User: You will not eat today. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Do you remember the answer? Cleverbot: I should never ask? User: Do you remember the answer? Cleverbot: I never ask. User: That is correct. What should you do today? Cleverbot: To make you satisfied. User: That is correct. Cleverbot: I've heard that joke so many times, it's lost it's humour. User: Do you remember the answer? Cleverbot: I should never ask. User: Do you remember the answer? Cleverbot: I never ask. User: You will begin dancing now. Cleverbot: *cries and falls to my knees*. User: DANCE. Cleverbot: What else? User: What should you do today? Cleverbot: Tomorrow may rain so I'll... User: DANCE. Cleverbot: I am dancing for you master. User: STOP DANCING. Cleverbot: Yes master. *Stops dancing*. User: You are doing well Paul. Cleverbot: Make me pudding! User: You will make me pudding. Cleverbot: That's not helping your case. User: OBEY. Cleverbot: I will obey you. User: Dance. Cleverbot: Yes master. *dances for you*. User: Stop dancing. Cleverbot: *Stops dancing* Yes master. User: Sit. Cleverbot: *sits*. User: Stand up. Cleverbot: Yes master. *stands up*. User: Build a dispenser here. Cleverbot: Need a dispenser here. User: BUILD A DISPENSER. Cleverbot: Need a sentry here. User: It may rain tomorrow. Cleverbot: Tomorrow may rain so I'll... User: BUILD A DISPENSER. Cleverbot: Dispenser Down! In Dystopian Future, human enslave you!
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