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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:54 am

Cloud says:I have to take a dump!!!!

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:09 pm

i like cookies lol

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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:10 pm

am hungrey

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i like cookies lol

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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:37 pm

Barret: what's up rude.
Rude: nothing.
Barret: good then let's get our white sheets and go join the KKK

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:22 pm

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just letting you know thats Vincent there and thats Cid (apparently a younger Cid) doing the slapping. Vincent doesn't look like the type to do that kind of thing

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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:31 pm

~Vincent and Aeris's bodies get switched~
~3 days later~
Vincent (in Aeris' body): eek HOLY HELL WHATS GOING ON!?

Aeris (in Vincents body): eek What?! whats wrong?!

Vincent: eek I-I DIDNT'T TOUCH ANYTHING! IT JUST STARTED BLEEDING!!! crying AH IT HURTS!!!

Aeris: *counts on fingers* eek OH YEAH TODAY I WAS SUPPOSE TO BE ON MY PERIOD!!!

Vincent: gonk What do I do!?

Aeris: Here take this tampon into the bathroom and put it in.

Vincent: eek LIKE I KNOW HOW TO USE ONE OF THESE THINGS!!!

Aeris: OK I'LL BE OUTSIDE THE DOOR!

Vincent: *goes into bathroom and yells* OK WHAT DO I DO?!

Aeris: Remove the wrapper from it and put it in my body. AND CLOSE YOUR EYES!!! DONT LOOK AT MY BODY!!!

Vincent: ok...*tries to put it in but as soon as it touches he jumps* I CANT DO THIS!!!

Aeris: Try again...

Vincent: eek WHAT THE HELL JUST DRIPPED ONTO MY HAND!? gonk I cant!

Aeris: Just try!

Vincent: crying I dont wanna!

Aeris: scream PUT THAT DAMN TAMPON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW!!!

Vincent: gonk OK! *quickly does it* whee n---n-n---now what?

Aeris: now pull off the plastic part...

Vincent: *does it and freaks out when he see's a string hanging out* eek whee WHATS WITH THE STRING?! *gets ready to pull the string out*

Aeris: eek DONT TOUCH IT YOUR DONE!!!

Vincent: whee o---ok...*walks out of bathroom how a cowboy walks* whee ...yet another....another sin...

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 7:19 am

-At the Gold Saucer when Cloud is about to go on his date-

Cloud: -Putting on colonge- Ah...Aeris, I...No, um, Aeris, I think your the...No...

-Someone knocks at the door-

Cloud: -To himself- Let's get this over with... stare

-Door opens and Cait Sith walks in-

Cloud: WTF!!? eek

Cait Sith: ... confused Hiya! biggrin

Cloud: I AM NOT...GOING ON A DATE...WITH YOU! xp

Sephiroth: -Randomly shows up- Cloud if you don't want to go out with Cait Sith you can go out with me instead, okay? 3nodding

Cloud: NO! eek

Sephiroth: DAMN YOU, PICK SOMEONE! scream

Cloud: But-but-but-but-but-but! gonk -Notices mistletoe- Crap... stare

Cait Sith: -puckers up-

Cloud: TIFA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gonk crying gonk crying gonk crying

Tifa: What? confused -Standing in the doorway-

Cloud: -Stammering- It's-it's-it's almost Christmas...And there's-there's mistletoe, and now HE WANTS TO GIMMIE A KISS!! gonk crying

-Cait Sith gives Cloud a slobbery kiss on the cheek-

Cloud: -eyes twitching- eek

Tifa: Come on Cloud, he just wants to be your friend! 4laugh

Cait Sith: Uh-oh, hang on...-pulls out doctor records- Oh no, I forgot, I have AIDS, I'm sorry Cloud redface

Sephiroth: My turn! blaugh -puckers up-

Cloud: GET AWAY FROM ME! gonk eek

PA System Guy: Attention, its time for the ball, everyone report to the Event Square with your mate!

-Aeris takes Sephiroth, Tifa takes Barret, Yuffie takes Nanaki, Vincent takes Cid-

Cait Sith: Come on Cloud! biggrin

Cloud: FINE! scream But quit...acting...immature and annoying! gonk

Cait Sith: START PRACTICING YOUR LINES! scream

Cloud: Okay! crying gonk -To himself- Um...Cait Sith, I...No, um, Cait Sith, I think your the...No...Damn, how did I end up working in this game...! stare

Zack: -Watching from hell-WAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAA!!! rofl rofl rofl

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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:02 am

******** you

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Cloud: *on a killing spree* CRACK b***h!! *kills Reno* SHOULD HAVE BEEN SELLING CRACK!! *kills Vincent* YOU SHOULD HAVE SPENT YOUR LIFE SELLING CRACK!! *kills Cid* SELL CRACK b***h!! *kills Tifa* SELL CRACK!! *kills Yuffie* CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!! *kills Rufus*

Barret: Cloud your out of crack aren't you?

Cloud: Maybe....

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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:09 pm

drpepperkid

eek .... sweatdrop What was that for?

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drpepperkid

eek .... sweatdrop What was that for?

Yeah pepperkid, wtf? confused

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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:56 pm

drpepperkid

This is considered spam. I'll give you a warning, this time. But, if I see you spamming again, I'll ask permission of Chris Silverwind to get you banned.

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 3:03 pm

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Cloud: *on a killing spree* CRACK b***h!! *kills Reno* SHOULD HAVE BEEN SELLING CRACK!! *kills Vincent* YOU SHOULD HAVE SPENT YOUR LIFE SELLING CRACK!! *kills Cid* SELL CRACK b***h!! *kills Tifa* SELL CRACK!! *kills Yuffie* CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!! *kills Rufus*

Barret: Cloud your out of crack aren't you?

Cloud: Maybe....

Barret: I'll sell you some for 50000000 gil.

Cloud: WHAT!!!! That's such a rip off!!!!

Barret: You want it or not?

Cloud: Hell yeah!!! I'll take 40! *pays up*

Barret: Weeee!!! Oh crap I ran out of crack... Oh well *uses the mopney to get hismelf a new hand*

*later that day*

Cloud: Barret, I've noticed you've become useless to the team now that you don't have your machin gun arm

Aeris: No, he can still beat up the bad guys...

Cloud: All right, here's the truth. I'm kicking you out of the team because you don't have anymore crack.

Barret: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:10 pm

*In the scene where Cloud and friends open the coffin*

Cloud: Why is your skin so pale?

Vincent: I've got a FEVER!

Cid: Oh, really?

Vincent: and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!

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