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 Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:20 pm
Maroon's a color... but his costume's red. But I think I'd describe him as more of a bright yellow. At least, his mind is bright yellow.
But I digress. I must ask of you, Dark, is this an alternate universe as well? Because I was wondering if I could... tweak. Just a little. Or maybe a lot. But not that I think would affect most people. See, I have this nice long history for my original character and part of it involves him having become one of the horsemen of Apocalypse, then joining the Morlocks, and being trained by Iron Fist. Is this too much? I can scrap this guy if so.
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:24 pm
actually Stray, DC did a bit of an alternate universe gender swap arch.
And Kitana just discovered from a Predators trailer that the Predators purr and finds them addorible.
Nightmare rubbed his chin "I'm surprised nobody has done a skit with Predator and a hunting dog."
Tail tilted his tip at Haur's antics.
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:29 pm
But the DC swap was unrelated to whatever Marvel did, right? Thinking there's a male Pam because there's a female Deadpool is still silly. But that's the least of our worries right now anyway.
Who made the Predators purr!? I'm outraged. Outraged, I say! If there's purring emanating from a Predator then it's because it swallowed a kitten whole.
:: However, if there is a female Predator as well then this will cancel out my outrage. There's a bonus if I get to see Predatoress boobs.
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:39 pm
two things Stray *kicks him in the groin* that's for making Kitana cry and *slaps him across the face* yes the Predators have always purred, what do you call that purring sound effect they make when they stalk people.
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:40 pm
*sobs* ;A; THAT POOR KITTEN!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:44 pm
Two things, Eric. First, I wouldn't call it purring. I'd call it breathing with a respirator.
And second.... *stabs and lights on fire*
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:48 pm
*mood changes, whips around at stray* You did NOT JUST LIGHT MY MAN ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!! *pounces with sharp claws, tearing through armor like it was foil* UAAAAARRRHHHHH!!!!!!! *starts tearing to pieces* ALSO, DARTH VADER BREATHES THROUGH A RESPIRATOR, THAT WAS ADORABLE KITTEN PURRING WHICH THEY PRODUCE BECAUSE ERIC SAYS THEY DON'T EAT KITTENS!!!!!!! *punches the living snot out of* DO. NOT. TOUCH. MY. MAN. EVER. AGAIN!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:55 pm
*chews gum*
Yeah, whatevs.
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:57 pm
*shoves hand in mouth, grabs gum and smears it all in hair* YOU DO NOT 'Whatevs' KITANA MOTHER F*CKING COLDFIRE MISTER *knees in crotch* NOW APOLOGIZE!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:59 pm
Me: *covers Deadpool's mask in kisses* Come on Wade... you used to like to play with me... *growls* Listen I need to get off some hardcore sexual frustration so I can go back to my Tail and make sweet love without ripping him off or spraining him, and YOU can take a beating!
"Why not ask a woman? That wouldn't be cheating." Ivy teased.
Me: *looks at Ivy* hmmm... *tilts head*
"Don't even think about it or I'll kick you in your crotch."
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:02 pm
Alright, I'm sorry you're crazy. I know it must be quite difficult living with that from day to day. I know a good shrink though.
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:02 pm
Purring is probably the best way to describe that sound the Predator's make and an interesting fact about that sound... it was invented by a woman with very talented vocal chords.
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:07 pm
Slanderous lies. I still say they eat kittens.
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:09 pm
*punches in mouth* YOU BET YOUR F*CKING a** I'M CRAZY!!!!!! *grins devilishly* Now the question is, do you really want to piss off this crazy woman........? *pulls a pair of hedge clippers out of nowhere*
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:16 pm
Y'know, I don't think it really matters anymore. You've already castrated me. Twice. I've had three steel-toed boots thrown at me, and I think Eric even threw his high heels at me.
Through all this I've tried to remain rather stoic. 'I'm a nice guy' I tell myself. 'I'm not the sort to resort to this' Well after all this time, after all the abuses that I have suffered exclusively at the hands of you and your boyfriend, I realized something....
I don't care. *backflips dramatically and assumes fighting stance*
Let's dance, baby.
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