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 Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:14 am
This story isn't embarassing but actually funny to us. So this one time my boyfriend and I went to a park for our first actual date, it was uncomfotable at first but we started to chace eachother around like playing tag-your-it and wrestling with eachother. Then for the next I guess 3 hours we made out while these four cars with one person in each of them sitting there basicaly the whole time rofl
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:16 am
anime_freak_kouga stargirl88 After reading all of these stories, I feel like I've lived under a rock my whole life xp
Though I'm sure there is still plenty of time for all those fun embarrassing moments... especially if you live with a family like mine xd
This isn't an embarrassing story, more of a funny story.
Well my older Bro and I were watching That 70's Show, and Eric and Donna got caught having sex in a car by a Cop. He brought them both back to Eric's place where Eric's parents gave him heck and told Donna to tell her parents or else they would. Well Donna said there's only two things that could happen. #1 she'll get grounded, or #2 her Mom will ask her how it was.... and low and be hold at the end of the episode Donna's Mom said in a enthusiastic voice "So, how was it??!!"
So I looked towards my Bro and said, "Oh god, I just just picture Mom doing the exact same thing when one of us has sex", then he yells at me, "Oh thanks, now I can picture it too!!" Later that day I told Mom what my Bro and I were talking about, she looks at me and laughs "I would too!!" xd
So that's what I get to look forward to when I break the news to Mom that I am no longer a virgin lol lol
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:47 am
I Masturbate i got my d**k stuck in da oven one time (dun ask, long story) n my bro got a polaroid 4 xmas so he was runnin round takin photos...of course he herd me screamin n came runnin downstairs WITH DA DAMN POLAROID n took a photo. gonk sweatdrop da next weekend mom n i went 2 my bro's college 2 look around n all da peeps from da science department were laughin @ me. 1 of them went "ur rogers lil bro, arent u?" b4 we introduced ourselves. my brother was pissin himself laughin da whole time. b4 we left i went 2 da bathroom in da science dept n there woz a photocopy of dat photo of me hangin over da sink with "happy new year" written on it. gonk gonk gonk omg, stuck in an oven??? that musta hurt like HELL! eek and that really sux wut happend to you neutral
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 7:20 am
stargirl88 anime_freak_kouga stargirl88 After reading all of these stories, I feel like I've lived under a rock my whole life xp
Though I'm sure there is still plenty of time for all those fun embarrassing moments... especially if you live with a family like mine xd
This isn't an embarrassing story, more of a funny story.
Well my older Bro and I were watching That 70's Show, and Eric and Donna got caught having sex in a car by a Cop. He brought them both back to Eric's place where Eric's parents gave him heck and told Donna to tell her parents or else they would. Well Donna said there's only two things that could happen. #1 she'll get grounded, or #2 her Mom will ask her how it was.... and low and be hold at the end of the episode Donna's Mom said in a enthusiastic voice "So, how was it??!!"
So I looked towards my Bro and said, "Oh god, I just just picture Mom doing the exact same thing when one of us has sex", then he yells at me, "Oh thanks, now I can picture it too!!" Later that day I told Mom what my Bro and I were talking about, she looks at me and laughs "I would too!!" xd
So that's what I get to look forward to when I break the news to Mom that I am no longer a virgin lol lol
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 11:38 am
My ex (boyfriend at the time) and I were on his fourwheeler just riding around and talking. His mom called him and was like "YA'LL AREN'T DOIN IT ARE YOU?!!!" I laughed, but wow..that was, eh. Funny thing was she called right when we had started kissing. ≈ᴷᴱᴺᴰᴿᴬ≈ A Summer With The Smith's (family roleplay)
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:19 am
Splinterkill RemulusVash This pretty weird, but okay. It was eighth grade and I just got caught looking at porn on the internet. My dad had somehow looked at my search history. I was kind of freaked out and went down to my room. I don't know where the idea came from, but I desided to mastrabate right there, and my mom came in. She saw me, freaked out, and left. We never talked about it. same thing happened to me man that histroy is a p***k ya it is but after im done masturbating i eather delet it or clear browsing history biggrin
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:28 pm
Hmmm... Let me see if anything comes to mind...
Okay when I was in 8th grade I met who are thankfully still my friends and we spent quite the fair amount of time together. While at ome of my friends apartments one day while I believe messing around playing a Mario Kart game of some sort or watching a movie. she said something that was directed as a light hearted joking insult. Well in my normal way I sarcastically laughed it off and patted her on the shoulder a few times... only thing was she was behind me on an elevated ground on her bed as I was on the floor. So when I went to pat her on the back without looking back I accidentally patted and eventually landed my hand on her Breast... well being the care free joking girl she is she shrugged it off by mockingly asking me out... That day was great and all but still to this day I do feel embarassed about such a silly moment of not thinking. Making it a tad worse was that I had wanted to ask her out on a date and eventually did but man did that day not help in the least.
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 7:21 pm
ok i was in the 3rd grade well im not sure if this is funny or not well anyway i woke up one morning and got outside to wait for the bus and then after 30 minutes of standing out there i relized that it was saterday
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:15 pm
Ouch...I often get the days mixed up, but for me, when it's Friday, I always remember.
*Ahem*
Well I live in apartments and the front office as free wi-fi. My parents wi-fi is real slow, and since I got of of school early today, I wanted to come to the office to use theirs. (Plus they have food and drinks all the time. )
Anyways, I am at the office now, and I had an urge to look at some hentai, because I wanted to draw, however I found some movies instead, which which is even better. In just a few minutes I found some clips, and not 5 minutes into it I hear some one behind me. You see there is this little kitchen behind me where they keep most of the food and refreshments.
Some lady got a drink and looked over the counter and saw the hard-core, wet video. I turned my head, and we had eye contact.
I slowly turned away.
I thought I would just shrivel up and die. But she simply walked away....
But my heart as beating for a good two minutes before I calmed down.
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:39 pm
kles879 yeah but all im saying is its a whole lot of trouble at such a young age. though there is a 100% chance a guys prostate will get cancerous you have to live a while before that... i donno i hate most doctors acept my gyno so maybe its just me... WH--WHA-- WHAT!? Is that true?!
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:45 pm
Sirix Storm kles879 yeah but all im saying is its a whole lot of trouble at such a young age. though there is a 100% chance a guys prostate will get cancerous you have to live a while before that... i donno i hate most doctors acept my gyno so maybe its just me... WH--WHA-- WHAT!? No. According to the National Cancer Institute roughly 16% of men will be diagnosed with prostate cancer in their lifetime.
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:24 pm
Oh god...That's a relief...
Thank you!
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Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:55 pm
ok so this one day i was in 6th grade. I was watching my brother's football tapes and autimatically there was this p***s on the screen...and i was like "wat was that", so i rewinded it.....turns out it was my soon to be step dad. I never told anyone about that. but ya i was scarred for life stare
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Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:22 am
Chalda Mr. Suicide Liera Unullagata Rinaqa mikomihino_25 Nikolita I was always too nervous when I tried to insert a tampon, so I just gave up and didn't bother anymore. Plus tampons can put you at risk for TSS (Toxic Shock Syndrome) if you leave them in for too long. I just think pads are easier. And when I go swimming, or when I have a bath, my period stops anyways for as long as I'm in the water. So I didn't need to use a tampon to go swimming anyways. Now, I'm on Depo, so I don't get my period anymore anyways. xd blaugh Yay for birth control. Umm..that whole period stopping thing when you are in water is so not true lol it is just clear when you are in the water like as soon as the blood hits the air its red I have noticed this when I take showers and such when on my period 3nodding I just hope that doesn't freak you out lol o_O What are you on? Blood is either blue or red. Blue inside the body, and as soon as it's exposed to oxygen it turns red. So theoretically if you're in water it should be red. I think with water it's something to do with a different pressure, so maybe that's what it is. This is offtopic, but I have address this. Blood is never blue. Blood is always red in the body. The whole blood is blue thing is a fallacy sadly still taught in science classes. Blood is always red--a dark red in your veins, and a bright red in your arteries since it is oxygenated. The membranes surrounding the blood vessels are blue. I also wanted to say somethng on this. the plasma in the blood(the fluid in which are the red blood cells) is actually clear. The part of the blood we see is actually the red blood cells. Perhaps something about the difference of pressure caused only plasma to leak? Well, I found this in here and felt the need to clear things up. 1. Blood is NEVER blue. We only have white and red blood cells in out bodies, and when we bleed, the red blood cells are all you can see. 2. You do NOT have plasma in your blood. Obviously, you peple have NO idea how HOW is has to be for plasma to exist. 3. Your perioud doesn't stop in water. Att the blood and tissue just washed away and you can't see in anymore, because there probably isn't enough in the blood to water ratio for it to be visible. And all this from and eigth grader. Who the HELL taught you guys this stuff?
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Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:24 am
Angel Michelle Chalda Mr. Suicide Liera Unullagata Rinaqa o_O What are you on? Blood is either blue or red. Blue inside the body, and as soon as it's exposed to oxygen it turns red. So theoretically if you're in water it should be red. I think with water it's something to do with a different pressure, so maybe that's what it is. This is offtopic, but I have address this. Blood is never blue. Blood is always red in the body. The whole blood is blue thing is a fallacy sadly still taught in science classes. Blood is always red--a dark red in your veins, and a bright red in your arteries since it is oxygenated. The membranes surrounding the blood vessels are blue. I also wanted to say somethng on this. the plasma in the blood(the fluid in which are the red blood cells) is actually clear. The part of the blood we see is actually the red blood cells. Perhaps something about the difference of pressure caused only plasma to leak? Well, I found this in here and felt the need to clear things up. 1. Blood is NEVER blue. We only have white and red blood cells in out bodies, and when we bleed, the red blood cells are all you can see. 2. You do NOT have plasma in your blood. Obviously, you peple have NO idea how HOW is has to be for plasma to exist. 3. Your perioud doesn't stop in water. Att the blood and tissue just washed away and you can't see in anymore, because there probably isn't enough in the blood to water ratio for it to be visible. And all this from and eigth grader. Who the HELL taught you guys this stuff? Actually, you DO have plasma in your blood. It's normally clear with a yellowish tinge to it which is normal. It's mostly made up of proteins and water and it's what takes your blood cells through your entire body. Depending on what you eat it can also have fat in it, which is called lypemia. That's usually cured by laying off fatty foods, eating healthier, etc. Sorry, had to say that. I work at a plasma donation center and I had to say that you do indeed have plasma. It's not blood, but it carries your blood cells.
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