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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:44 pm
1: Virtual bus. (a bus showed up late on the way to a compy once...)
2: 'The big squiggly' (a set in this past season's show)
3: Banana Man (our director in his rainsuit at games when it rains...yeah, guess what color it is?)
4: "Watch Matt...Jessica!" (he got the quads player and the drum major mixed up and didn't know why we were laughing. XDD)
5: The DS incident...(don't ask...it involves a letterjacket, some deception, and pwnage in MarioKart)
6: The Newbie incident...(freshman baritone stole senior baritonist's shoe and threw it in the trashcan, causing the senior to chase him carrying his other shoe threatening to beat him with it. XD Our director stopped him though...saying something about security cameras...XDD)
7: Shaquitos...(it's a percussion joke...guiro was Elmo, shakire was Shakira, and they had babies for the band, we dubbed those Shaquitos. XDD)
8: Our director's spontaneious combustion at a concert...(well, a joke between me and a tuba player...XDDD. PM if you want details, it's kinda stupid.)
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:11 pm
One of my bandmates is a guy..i borrowed his cell and changed his ringtone to "Im a Barbie Girl" and we called him during chem class!! It was so funny!! When he found out i was the one who changed his rington he cut all the strings of my guitar...when i got to band practice i didnt have strings on my guitar..luckily i always had reserve.
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:11 pm
"MORTAL KOMBAAAAT!" is the only inside joke I remember right now. xD
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:18 pm
Oh, yeah, there's always the 'And they'll all be getting popcorn during halftime...' thing that our director does when we fail in practice...XDD
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:57 pm
Tis The season... WARNING: All the language used in this has been made readable for the younger generations, why, i don't really know
1. "Dang, thats one big crack..."
2. Peace out girl scout
3. 'Quick, to the band bus!'
4. What Flutes?
5. "Don't stop this time, 1..2..ready...go...STOP!!!!"
6. What storm?
7. Holy crap, its attack of the flying Vinals!!
8. Wow, they trashed your guys' room good....
-Wheres my mattress?
--In the shower....
9. Look, its a sex toy tree!
10. "I love you, you love me, why does this have to be me?"
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1. My first year at band camp, me and my bud Larry were rooming, and one of our councilors, Matt, told us to tell him if there was anything wrong in our room. There was this huge crack in our window, it went all the way across. Well, we got Matt and he comes in "Whats this all abou....D***, thats one big crack...."
2. Our old flag GUY actually said that to us when he left the elevator once.
3. We were being idiots, and apparently Larry heard the batman theme, so we screamed "Quick, to the band bus!"
4. Football game, someone asked us if the flutes did well, cause 'apparently' people complain, we cant hear them >.> so what flutes? ((no offense flutes))
5. Hehe, we were practicing, and Mrs. Long told us to continue on with the part of the show, don't stop. We started, and five seconds later she screams "STOP!!!"
6. We had a huge storm hit this year at band camp, and a lot of people were freakin' out, me, Larry, and Edwin looked outside the back door, and Larry just says "what storm?"
7. First year at band camp, storm hit on skit night. The wind picked up the vinals we learn the show with, and made them fly everywhere, hence attack of the flying vinals.
8. My friends Mark and David's first time at band camp, they left their door unlocked. Their room got trashed. We go in and found out they put David's bed in the shower.
9. Yea...there was a tree at the away band camp that had these banana things growing from it...enough said.
10. We were playing capture the flag, and I got caught (Angelia -.-), and to get out one of the councilors was making us sing, she wanted me to sing the Barnie song ~Kanrik
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:08 pm
wink a couple days ago my BD was counting us off and our bari sax yells "DAMMIT IT"S ALL OVER MY PANTS!!!" and we all started busting up laughing.
his spit valve leaked all over him.
we also had this crappy BD for a year my 9th year, and she would talk about her sex life with her fiance, they were waiting until marriage to have sex so whenever things heated up they'd say "ramp" as their turn off word.
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:06 pm
A joke from today....
"The Elmo is smoking a clave!?"
...yeahhh....if we ever make it again, I'll take a picture of it. XDDDD
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:57 pm
Just a couple o3o :
1. "Whole, whole, half, whole, whole, half" - During Jazz band period our BD was giving a lecture about the steps of all notes. Someone in the sax section asked the question of why there were no Fb's(F flats) in the musical alphabet. Our BD then showed and explained the whole step and half step pattern saying, "whole, whole, half, whole, whole, half". The reason it's funny is because Ernesto, our completely asian trumpet player, was saying it really fast and accidently said it "hor, hor, half, hor, hor, half". It got the entire brass section repeating the phrase for two days xD.
2. "Autozone Duche`bag" - xD One of the best inside jokes. Involves an afternoon (marching) band practice, Mike, Drew, Eric, Peter, and Ernesto, Autozone, and telling everyone in the band that some guy in Autozone is a douche` to the second power/ total douche`bag."
xD So many funny times with all my band friends. Even though I'm gonna, miss the seniors. Especially Ernesto :'D
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:45 pm
1. "It's Mr. T and the A Team!" Haha... The assistant BD's daughter once suggested we change the term Z Squad (The kids that didn't show up for marching camp) to A Team because he's in charge of it.. So it'd be Mr. T, headin' up the A Team! xDD
2. "Mr. T..... Mr. T!!... Ugh, for crying out.. DAD!" My band's an impatient bunch of kids. So whenever they're sick of being ignored by Mr. T, they simply call him dad, and he thinks it's his daughter (flute), so he pays attention, lol
3. "MYYYYYYY bologna has a first name!" We use the Oscar Meyer bologna song as the band theme song. :]
4. "Wait, so why're we going into the uniform room?" "So Smithy can molest you. :]" When it gets close to Winter Concert, Mr. Smith (the head BD) has to take the guys into the uniform room one at a time to get their measurements for tuxedos. The freshmen always ask what it's for, and we tell them Smith's gonna rape/molest/feel 'em up. You should see the looks of horror on their faces, it's priceless......
5. "Where's Nick?... C'MERE, BOY!" Ahhhaha... Smith hates Nick (trumpet). Wellll on band trip last year, Julia (trombone) and I decided to get a bucket of ice so we could throw pieces at the room above us (Nick, Ethan, Trey, and Mark)... There was a choir from I think East Texas at the same hotel as us, and a room of girls was staying next door. Their chaperone got pissed off and called hotel management on our rooms. Julia and I only got talked to by our chaperones, who were camped out down the hall. A few minutes later, me and her are on the balcony, and Trey and Nick look down from their balcony...
Trey: *laughing hysterically*
Nick: SHUT UP, TREY... You guys got me in huge trouble! SMITHY HIMSELF came up here. Mark opened the door, and he goes, "Where's Nick?" He blamed me for the entire thing!
Julia: Well, it's not our fault he hates you... Allison's mom just told us to cut it out or she'd make us stay in here the rest of the night.
Trey: *laughs harder*
I can almost guarantee that one of the rules on next year's trip (we do one every other year) will be "No throwing ice on the balconies." xDD
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:09 pm
BD arrow "Come on guys! play it dark... and dank"
Band arrow "Dank!!!!!!!" *laughs*
BD arrow ".... Stoooooooooooop" *Laughs*
Long story behind that
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:17 pm
Tis The season... Trombone Section Humor!!
Ok, so about half the Clarinets and 7 out of 12 flutes went out to practice for S&A, we're sitting there and I turn to Mike and say "Look, its gonna sound better now!"
-"No, it'll sound the same, just not as much squeaking..."
awhile later Mr. Long was yelling at the flutes to play, and we all whispered 'What flutes?'
If it doesn't seem funny, you had to be there >.> ~Kanrik
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:50 pm
1) *laughter* Jake: "Well you know, this one time at band cam- STOP TOUCHING MY NUTS!!!"
2) My colorguard friend Ke-ko mispronounces her name and called herself Ko-ke so now everyone calls her crack baby.
3) Emo Bastille
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:12 am
Frank the Tank ((Director)) and Barber Boy ((2nd~ish Director))~!!
Nuff said. =] Oh oh oh and...
Mr.S: *ORGASMIC YES~!!!!*
^^;
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:01 pm
1) Abracatightpants.
2) Suicide Sleigh Ride.
3) "Keep it Rated G!!!!"
4) "WAIT FOR THE WHIP!!!!!!!!!!"
5) HOOOORAHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 3:31 pm
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