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 Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 10:27 pm
Vader: Especially for . . . your sister. So, you have a twin sister.
Luke: Um, actually, she's only my half-sister.
Vader: What? But that would mean . . . eek Obi-Wan!
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 10:41 pm
Doctor: Congratulations! Twins! * shows Padme one of them *
Padme: Oh, my beautiful baby boy!
Doctor: And the other... * shows her a baby that looks like Jar Jar *
Padme: eek ... Oh why? WHY!? WHY!? crying
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 10:49 am
Vader: What about my PSP? Did it survive?
Palpy: I'm sorry Lord Vader, but in your anger, it fell into the lava...
Vader: WHAT?!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I spent all of Padme's hard earned money on that thing!
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 12:41 pm
it a boy what would you like to name it
Padme:bob
and this ones a girl what shall you call her
Padme:sally
well she could have changed her mind at the end
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 1:57 pm
Palpy: Activate order 66.
Cody: Yes sir. *cuts him off* Okay guys order 67! (The transmition was bad okay!) *All of them take off their armor and dance around naked* I don't know why we were programmed with this order.
Trooper: I think it's cuz of those crazy girl fans who like our voices and go crazy when we take off our helmets. *dances*
Cody: Oh right... Hey look! A jedi! He has to dance too!*Grabs Obi and dances*
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 1:59 pm
FayeWeasley Palpy: Activate order 66. Cody: Yes sir. *cuts him off* Okay guys order 67! (The transmition was bad okay!) *All of them take off their armor and dance around naked* I don't know why we were programmed with this order. Trooper: I think it's cuz of those crazy girl fans who like our voices and go crazy when we take off our helmets. *dances* Cody: Oh right... Hey look! A jedi! He has to dance too!*Grabs Obi and dances* lmao good one
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 5:29 pm
Palpy: Anakin...I am your father.
Anakin: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! gonk
xd xd xd xd xd
Vader: Luke, I am your father!
Luke: No...it's not true...You never sent me any birthday presents!
Vader: I have bad credit card debt.
Luke: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! gonk
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 6:29 pm
Boba: But why do I have to get naked?
Stormie: Because that sick b***h said so.
Boba: But why?
Stormie: Apparently she finds some other girl's obsession with you amusing and likes to torment you with it.
Boba: This is so unfair...
Stormie: So's the movie series because the bad guys never win. Now off with your underwear!
Boba: Alright, sheesh... * strips naked *
Stormie: Now, hide inside the big-a** birthday cake.
Boba: You've got to be kidding.
Stormie: I wish, but this sick b***h doesn't care what you think, or me.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 10:27 am
...as Count Dooku gets away on his speeder:
CLONE CAPTAIN: We're out of rockets, sir.
OBI-WAN:: Use the lazers then!
CLONE CAPTAIN: Sorry, sir, we're out of those too.
OBI-WAN:: Well, do something!
ANAKIN: Look, master. There's this sack of potatoes behind the oil cans.
OBI-WAN: We'll use those.
So Anakin, Obi-wan, and the Clone troopers proceed to throw raw potatoes at Count Dooku's speeder.
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 11:24 am
Doku:brave of you boy, but i thought you had learned your lession by now
Anikan:i am a slow learner, i failed maths twice crying
Doku:there there i also failed maths
*anikan hugs Doku* crying
Obi wan: ahem can we please get on with it
Anikan:right right
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 12:03 pm
Darkened Angel Boba: But why do I have to get naked? Stormie: Because that sick b***h said so. Boba: But why? Stormie: Apparently she finds some other girl's obsession with you amusing and likes to torment you with it. Boba: This is so unfair... Stormie: So's the movie series because the bad guys never win. Now off with your underwear! Boba: Alright, sheesh... * strips naked * Stormie: Now, hide inside the big-a** birthday cake. Boba: You've got to be kidding. Stormie: I wish, but this sick b***h doesn't care what you think, or me. Vader: *Walks in right when Boba is getting in the cake* Oh my god! ----------------------- (You totaly made my day! Woot!) General Grievous: *Swooshing lightsabers in Obi-wan's face* Obi: Oooooo... it's just like that rave me and Anakin went to last week... *starts dancing and gets his head chopped off* Obi's fangirls: scream gonk stressed crying Grievous's fangirls: (guilty) YAY GRIEVOUS! WE LOVE YOU! 4laugh
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 1:48 pm
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 1:54 pm
Yoda at Halloween
(puts on a Vegeta wig and places a gem in his belly)
Yoda- Troll I am.
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 2:54 pm
Obi-Wan goes to Padme to find out Anakin's whereabouts. He asks her where he is.
Padme- "What are you going to do?"
...silence...
Obi-Wan- "Your mom!!"
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 4:01 pm
Vader: Shh... can you keep a secret? *talking to boba*
Boba: ...uh, I guess... until somebody pays me to blab.
Vader: Good enough. ninja I'm secretly working for the Rebel alliance.
Boba: How do you figure?
Vader: I'm deathgripping way too many admirals... so the Rebels will stand a slight chance.
Boba: ...*figuring how much money this info will get him* Cool.
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