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 Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 10:07 pm
"I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. I'm thinking if you contacted a Suicide Hotline, they'd feel no hesitation whatsoever in saying: 'Your friendship with life is similar to that of a dog pissing on a fire hydrant.'"
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 12:17 pm
"Didn't 'Weird Al' Yankovic write You're Pitiful and sing it to you? He did for a good reason."
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 2:54 pm
"I see you lack the schedule in order to establish a productive life, yet you still have time set aside to humiliate yourself. How charming."
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 2:47 pm
"I'm sure you told him all you know. That must be why you're speechless."
(( emo COLLEGE IS SO EVIIIIIIIL!!! crying crying crying ))
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Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:38 pm
"You have all the intellect of an underdone potato."
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Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:47 pm
"You are living proof that life is a sexually-transmitted disease."
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:38 pm
"I'm surprised you even know 'pi' extists."
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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 6:33 am
" I could call you worthless, moronic and hopelessly puerile, but you'd just give me that famous blank stare."
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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 1:53 pm
"Time is money, and I don't wish to spend any on you."
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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 6:03 pm
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask them."
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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 7:16 pm
"You are the illogical choice."
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:15 am
"People like you are the reason suicide was invented."
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 5:18 pm
"The rat called. He wants his a** back."
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 5:32 pm
"Is that your face or did your forehead just vomit?"
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:44 pm
"Your stupidity almost leaves me speechless."
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