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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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 Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:36 am
Mix Cradine, Crix Madine's parallel self, is simply Crix Madine without the awesome beard. As such, he is no true parallel of Crix Madine. In fact, is it even possible to parallel such awesomeness? No.
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 4:05 pm
Crix Madine doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the world down.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 1:33 am
Crix Madine is the true Lord of the Rings. He simply decided they sucked and went off to find better bling.
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:18 pm
Someone once walked on the ground Crix Madine was going to walk on several generations in the future.
Thus, Crix Madine thought himself into existance and squashed the person, along with everyone else who defiled the places he would eventually walk on.
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:01 pm
A powerful ally, the force is. A more powerful ally, Crix Madine is.
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 6:29 pm
Crix Madine does not support government. He supports Crixerment.
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:11 pm
Crix Madine doesn't kill tasteless, non-sentient life forms. That's why Jar Jar still lives.
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:39 pm
Crix Madine was the inspiration for God of War.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:38 am
Crix Madine could wipe out the entire universe in his sleep. Fortunately for us, he doesn't sleep.
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:45 am
Crix Madine didn't die on Hoth. He set up his new vacation home there, so he can wait in comfort.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:41 am
Crix Madine was to be a character in TF2, but was taken out because his Meet the Team video always made the systems explode.
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:32 pm
Crix Madine was going to have a cameo in The Clone Wars, but every time the CGI artist even attempted to draw an obscure part of his perfect body, Crix Madine had to roundhouse kick every crew member fifty times in the crotch, thus convincing them to just put his name in as a teaser after the credits.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:36 am
Crix Madine's roundhouse kicks were the original method of space travel. Unfortunately, many passengers did not survive the ride.
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:12 pm
Wookiees were born when a single hair from Crix Madine's body began to reproduce on its own.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:35 am
Crix Madine never trims his beard. He simply wills it to any length he wishes.
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