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 Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:12 pm
Kuzodav Cabron LaSwan Kuzodav Cabron LaSwan The Betman why do you hate me kuzo we play tf2 together qqqqqq his girlfriend can't blowjobs
obv That is true. She could be better. Her handjobs are deece, though. /alookintokuzo'sprivatelife See, I always thought guys hated handjobs from chicks because they have no idea what they are doing (and even if they did, they'd be doing it backwards unless they stood behind you.) Giving a good handjob probably requires more skill than a good b*****b. Apparently not. Fat chicks have an unfair advantage in the oral sex department.
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:12 pm
Shiny Gligar I don't really care, but, being able to last minute a lynch vote after a day is called is really goddamn unfair. all of my qq lurk bettar
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:13 pm
Shiny Gligar I don't really care, but, being able to last minute a lynch vote after a day is called is really goddamn unfair. all of my qq It is unfair but what can we do about it
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:13 pm
Cabron LaSwan Kuzodav Cabron LaSwan The Betman why do you hate me kuzo we play tf2 together qqqqqq his girlfriend can't blowjobs
obv That is true. She could be better. Her handjobs are deece, though. /alookintokuzo'sprivatelife See, I always thought guys hated handjobs from chicks because they have no idea what they are doing (and even if they did, they'd be doing it backwards unless they stood behind you.) Giving a good handjob probably requires more skill than a good b*****b. Not really. I mean, even if you're in a different position, you're still holding it like a joystick instead of like a sword. It's not reverse unless you hold it that way for some strange reason.
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:13 pm
Cabron LaSwan Kuzodav Cabron LaSwan The Betman why do you hate me kuzo we play tf2 together qqqqqq his girlfriend can't blowjobs
obv That is true. She could be better. Her handjobs are deece, though. /alookintokuzo'sprivatelife See, I always thought guys hated handjobs from chicks because they have no idea what they are doing (and even if they did, they'd be doing it backwards unless they stood behind you.) Giving a good handjob probably requires more skill than a good b*****b. True story, my "original" girlfriend couldn't suck a d**k to save her life. Even virgin me was like "no just gibe handjob kthx"
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:14 pm
Kuzodav I'd like to hear why no one is listening to me about Betman? Remember that Mafia game where one after another I hunted down the mafia like dogs? And then that one guy got SUPER BUTTHURT. and then the mafia finally killed me, as I sent off my last words of warning "vote for this person in specific' and then the town did not heed my warnings and then the town lost. Let's not repeat that town mistake Hey Hey Kuzo, remember that one Mafia Game The one where It was me, you and some third person? And I trusted you? And the town lost? Good times Gooooood tiiiiimes xd
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:15 pm
misternitsua Cabron LaSwan Kuzodav Cabron LaSwan The Betman why do you hate me kuzo we play tf2 together qqqqqq his girlfriend can't blowjobs
obv That is true. She could be better. Her handjobs are deece, though. /alookintokuzo'sprivatelife See, I always thought guys hated handjobs from chicks because they have no idea what they are doing (and even if they did, they'd be doing it backwards unless they stood behind you.) Giving a good handjob probably requires more skill than a good b*****b. Not really. I mean, even if you're in a different position, you're still holding it like a joystick instead of like a sword. It's not reverse unless you hold it that way for some strange reason. With the way hands and erections curve slightly toward the body, I'd imagine a handjob facing someone would simply be uncomfortable.
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:15 pm
Kuzodav Shiny Gligar I don't really care, but, being able to last minute a lynch vote after a day is called is really goddamn unfair. all of my qq lurk bettar Eh. :3 It's all good. s**t was getting too hectic. I couldn't exactly keep up. And I don't always try and ******** a game up! D: I legitimately play.
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:15 pm
The room was quiet for much of the night, but as the night was coming to a close, accusations were flung across the room. Some shouted one name, others bandwagoning because they didn't know any better.
In the end, Santa and his cohorts turned towards Shigar. They are unsure how they didn't notice the Abominable Snowman in the room this whole time, but they just realized it. Before they could kill him, Shigar turned to the closest Goddamn Snowman and took him out with one foul swoop. Santa killed the Abominable Snowman and went to look at the corpse. Betty was dead. The night was lifted slightly by the scent of cookies wafting in the air.
Oh, and Kuzo died too. The Worker Elf was found stabbed in the back with a candy cane. A note left by his body read, "GooD GoinG. YoU GoT OnE OF US. HoweveR, TherE ArE FouR OF US LefT. GeT TO IT."
24 hours until the next end of day. 72 hours until the bomb detonates.
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:16 pm
ENTIRE PAGE IS ABOUT HANDJOBS VS BLOWJOBS AND I'M THE ONLY CHICK TALKING
Congratulations Kath I think you are running the gayest Mafia EVER
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:16 pm
Cabron LaSwan Kuzodav Cabron LaSwan Kuzodav Cabron LaSwan The Betman why do you hate me kuzo we play tf2 together qqqqqq his girlfriend can't blowjobs
obv That is true. She could be better. Her handjobs are deece, though. /alookintokuzo'sprivatelife See, I always thought guys hated handjobs from chicks because they have no idea what they are doing (and even if they did, they'd be doing it backwards unless they stood behind you.) Giving a good handjob probably requires more skill than a good b*****b. Apparently not. Fat chicks have an unfair advantage in the oral sex department. ....how?
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:17 pm
maaax
max
maaaaaxxxx
crying
@Kuzo: You know, 'cause they're hungry.
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:17 pm
IF I FALL YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN WITH ME GOIN' DOWN WITH ME BABY IF I FALL~ 
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:18 pm
Shigar, you are a douche. I am never playing league with you again.
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:20 pm
Kuzodav Cabron LaSwan Kuzodav Cabron LaSwan Kuzodav That is true. She could be better. Her handjobs are deece, though. /alookintokuzo'sprivatelife See, I always thought guys hated handjobs from chicks because they have no idea what they are doing (and even if they did, they'd be doing it backwards unless they stood behind you.) Giving a good handjob probably requires more skill than a good b*****b. Apparently not. Fat chicks have an unfair advantage in the oral sex department. ....how? Fat chicks give the best head because they're always hungry
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