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 Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:07 pm
Granted.. You begin bleeding, and try to apply it, but the bleeding is in your brain.
I wish all my homework would be magically finished.
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Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:47 pm
Granted, I then reach out handing it out to you, then i burn it. I then uppercut you with my knee and jump back and kick you in your neck, you fall to the groud. i pull your head up to look me in my eyes. I have a smirk on my face. I then kiss you on the mouth intensly, I then rip your hearts out of your chest.... I wish I wished.....
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Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:53 pm
Granted, but because yo did not specify what you wished for, the wish granting magic overloads on you and explodes, and you are pulled into a niether life nor death existence, otherwise known as hell.
I wish Lord Velkalar wasn't so morbid when there was no need to be.
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:31 pm
Granted. I explode, because I don't want to make that wish worse for anyone else, in general. I'm all for being morbid, but light-hearted humor is nice, too.
I wish I had a snow day today...
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:13 am
Granted, but it snows you in, leaving you stranded in your house with no escape. You die from food shortages.
I wish that my computer wouldn't be so laggy
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 4:35 pm
Granted, I fix your computer by getting rid of uselss spyware, other jukn that clutters yourf computer. I then look at you with my hand open "that will be your eternal soul."You try to say something,but before you can I rip it out your diapham, walk into a portal to the netherworlds. I wish tobe thrown in an abyss of torture, that I'm never happy, I'm tortured in everyway imaginable lame and painful.....
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:23 pm
granted you suddle stop getting off on pain though and dont like it
I wish bob marley smoke two joints would play all over the world so evreyone could hear it.
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:16 pm
Granted., but everytime he plays he turns those who listen to his music into a pot of weed. He then find you and bashes your skul in and eats your brain (he's a zombie), then plays cry no women no cry..
I wish this game wasn't so lame.
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:25 pm
granted you stop doing it its now less lame
I wish for coruption
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:48 pm
Granted, I stab you with a syringe and inject a poision that corrupts your mind. It was syphilis in the final stages. It ravages at your mind,and organs, until you utterly die.
I wish for no more words ,but for fighting.
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:51 pm
Granted people come to your house and smash the crap out of you without talking
I wish that the next wish that should be granted would be granted (without coruption)
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:52 pm
Granted, I wish for I know
I wish Insane demon monker was dead
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:55 pm
Granted we go to hell togetere and are chained together and you have to put up with me forever and ur mute.
i wish lord velakar would take a chill pill
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:07 pm
(Your post should be deleted my wish was for your death, you wish that the next wish was uncorruptible.)
Granted, I shoot you in the head and eat your soul.
I wish for rose petals to fall all around me and situtra as we enjoy a delightful picnic.
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:14 pm
i didnt say the next i said "next wish that should be granted" and why would you shoot ppl if you tock a chill pill and
granted your alergic to roses
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