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 Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:57 pm
Ok, I'll remember never to lie, but all truth be told, I have never measured myself.
But on the other side, I have never heard complaints, maybe some, but those were more moans than complaints, lol.
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 12:06 am
Oh no, I have nothing to say here for once. eek
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 12:43 am
Sounds of silence can sometimes be just as eloquent as an elegant speech, so fear not the silence, fear the incapacity to realize you have nothing to say :p
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:02 am
Thats what I just said! gonk
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:18 am
Then disregard any and all comments I've made... ever, lol.
Just kidding, but maybe we are witnessing the death of a very long and fruitous thread, a minute of silence for said thread sad
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:28 am
We need to get you two on a daytime talk show. The whole world would be hypnotized and ready for brainwashing. XD
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:29 am
I like my brain dirty. But you can launder my money if you'd like. (Bad pun, I know.)
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:38 pm
I've noticed that taking someones virginity is always an experience in itself. They're always so nervous and cautious, it's cute. I don't remember ever being that nervous when it happened to me.
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:50 pm
Day TV? isnt that like ultimate evil? I am not that evil yet...
And the dirty money pun was actually good, but be warned, it does sound as something I would joke about :p
Thanos, in general men arent that nervous becaus ewe are so eager to lose it :p we are on the good end of the deal of virginity, I mean, we dont experience as much pain as women do, but on the long run they might have us beaten.
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:14 pm
Actually there are a lot of guys that are nervous about it, the whole making a good impression thing comes into play
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:34 pm
O agree, but in general I was cosnidering the fact that given it was the first time... I was going to suck (nice pun :p ) so I wasnt that nervous, as I was looking forward to. But I see your point, and not being able to comply with expectations is a huge thing for men.
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:17 pm
Ugh, first time for women is horrible
Feels like a hot knife jabbing into the uterus or something, then you start bleeding and the next thing you know your screaming at the guy to slow the ******** down gonk
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:09 am
Thats the whole point of male being initiated by older experienced women, that way, when they are initiating an unexoerienced lady, they will know how to not hurt her as much, and in reality that is actually a good option, because when both are begginers... the girl will have quite an horrendous experience, and the guy will likely too...
yes my first time was VERY not memorable at all...
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:05 pm
Alls I remember of my first time is waking up the next morning with rope burns on my wrists and ankles,that and I was completely naked and somewhat sticky. O_o
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:47 pm
I remember waking up and the first words the popped into my head were "Oh ******** I wake up and realized I had slept with an acquaintance I only knew for like 2 weeks. gonk
Yeah..awkward I'll never do that again!
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