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 Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:32 pm
Me, my brother, and Chibi-chibi are playing SSBB, again.
Chibi-chibi is about to die in the game and I have already died off.
Chibi-chibi falls off the platform to her doom: No! :turns to me, in a small, sad voice: I died.
I pat her on the back: I know.
Brother: Awesome! I just won with three men.
I start laughing and Chibi-chibi tries not to laugh.
Me: Wow boy, I never would of guessed.
I'm in my room and my brother walks in.
Brother: Me and Ian made our plans.
Me, slightly annoyed he didn't knock: Really, so you finally set a date, that's great, where's the honey moon?
He frowns and walks away while I laugh.
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:33 pm
Auradria Riddle It's awesome how your bro walks right into these things. Doesn't he though.
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:32 am
I Has a chii-chan at my place for the week Ari-chan got on and we began talking to him (this is the whole convo cause I am to lazy to pick apart the more epic parts.) also Tessi Kido is my SN: Chii chimes in with ~> Chii: (I did edit Ari's naughty words):
Tessi Kido (11:51:23 PM): Hey you guess what!?!?
lordarionis (11:51:38 PM): You has a Chii ?
Tessi Kido (11:51:51 PM): Chii: HI! o3o
Tessi Kido (11:52:02 PM): Well theres that...
Tessi Kido (11:52:18 PM): But no thats not it...try again you has two more try's
lordarionis (11:52:37 PM): You...beat some @$$ in Brawl?
Tessi Kido (11:53:04 PM): Chii: No that was me and Kila ganging up on Grass Boy and Wiz...
Tessi Kido (11:53:17 PM): I had to make food for every one...
Tessi Kido (11:53:26 PM): nope you has one more guess.
lordarionis (11:54:57 PM): 0o o0
lordarionis (11:55:04 PM): Um....you has a 360?
Tessi Kido (11:55:26 PM): Chii: She's not an owl you silly.
lordarionis (11:55:54 PM): ......*pops marshmallow into Chii's mouth* Hush now dear, mommy and daddy are talking.
Tessi Kido (11:56:17 PM): Chii:: 030 *noms mallow* Ofie Imma go nao.
Tessi Kido (11:57:54 PM): ...um...okay ignoring the last two coments there...No i do not has a 360...and Not in owl form either...
lordarionis (11:58:03 PM): xD
Tessi Kido (11:58:36 PM): Anyways Chii-chan is helping me make an art shop.
lordarionis (11:58:50 PM): Oh?
Tessi Kido (11:59:03 PM): yep,yep ^-^
lordarionis (11:59:51 PM): Sounds like a good idea, you two both have excellent talent.
Tessi Kido (12:00:39 AM): Chii:: *swallows mallow* Mommy's gone atm so I'm gonna pretend I'd know what she'd say. ...I know right? ^-^
lordarionis (12:01:01 AM): ....*pats head* You're an odd child.
Tessi Kido (12:01:44 AM): Thanks! ...Whoopsie Mommy's back. *scurries off*
lordarionis (12:02:27 AM): >.>
Tessi Kido (12:03:42 AM): Sooo I is back...Chii wanted colored pencils.
Tessi Kido (12:04:03 AM): what'cha talk about while I was gone... we're you a good boy?
lordarionis (12:04:14 AM): Always am, aren't I?
Tessi Kido (12:04:41 AM): ...I don't think you want me to answer that truthfully...now do you?
lordarionis (12:05:35 AM): <.<;
lordarionis (12:05:40 AM): Hey,
lordarionis (12:05:51 AM): even when I wasn't exactly the model citizen,
lordarionis (12:06:05 AM): I don't recall receiving any complaints. *pokes* xD
Tessi Kido (12:06:35 AM): O.O SHUSH YOU!! theres a child present!
Tessi Kido (12:06:55 AM): Chii:: Are Mommy and Daddy arguinggg?~
lordarionis (12:07:10 AM): xD
Tessi Kido (12:07:59 AM): ...>.> and shes writeing down the convo so far...^.^ she finds it funny.
lordarionis (12:08:56 AM): lol.
Tessi Kido (12:10:00 AM): on a more sopistacated manor...How are you tonight Ari-chan?
lordarionis (12:11:38 AM): I'm well enough, yourself? How are you Chii doing?
Tessi Kido (12:13:13 AM): I'm well got a sore throught the day after picking Chii up... I think it was from the naco chip scratching my thought from not chewing it properly...It was getting payback...
lordarionis (12:13:26 AM): lol.
lordarionis (12:13:42 AM): It took revenge because you showed it mercy? What an @$$hole of a nacho.
Tessi Kido (12:13:49 AM): Chii is alright she got sick the day we picked her up...I think shes alright...one moment I'll let her tell you.
Tessi Kido (12:15:12 AM): Chii:: ...Man she's lucky I just found out about that now or I woulda went cheese'n'salsa on that nacho... Anyway. I'm good. And mallow-y. Thankies! ^-^
lordarionis (12:15:28 AM): Good to know you're both well, at least.
lordarionis (12:15:41 AM): Chii, take care of Aura for me while you're there. xD
Tessi Kido (12:15:30 AM): O.O Did I hear someone say cheese?
lordarionis (12:15:53 AM): ......*holds up two string cheese packets*
Tessi Kido (12:16:06 AM): Chii:: Mommy gets Chii-care! x3
Tessi Kido (12:16:26 AM): *pounces at the cheese packets8 MYNE!!!
lordarionis (12:16:40 AM): Share Aura. *nips*
lordarionis (12:16:43 AM): One is for Chii
Tessi Kido (12:17:03 AM): ...>.> *Hides* Myne...
lordarionis (12:17:34 AM): Well, then , I guess you don't need the cheesecake, since you have so much string cheese.
Tessi Kido (12:18:05 AM): Chii:: Chii dun need Cheese, Chii has... waita minnit... If there was more than one of me I'd be "Chiis"... and that rhymes with "cheese", and... and... WAA don't eat meh! ...Wait cheesecake omg where?~
Tessi Kido (12:18:40 AM): ...*handsd the cheese packets to Chii* Here I gets me cheesecake insted.
Tessi Kido (12:18:52 AM): *instead
lordarionis (12:18:53 AM): -.- You both share.
lordarionis (12:19:00 AM): *gives cheesecake*
Tessi Kido (12:19:20 AM): Chii: *NOM* ...Nommy... Er, nummy...
Tessi Kido (12:19:52 AM): SHARE!! *pounces on cheesecake*
lordarionis (12:20:22 AM): <.<;
Tessi Kido (12:21:02 AM): *hands a slice to Ari-chan* Wan' some? ^-^
lordarionis (12:22:30 AM): *takes the slice* Thank you. *devours happily in one snap of jaws*
Tessi Kido (12:24:26 AM): ...>.> now That wasn't very load like..and yes...)points to name* you are lordarionis...so you have to be "lord-y-ish" here. *grins happily at own logic*
Tessi Kido (12:24:34 AM): *lord
lordarionis (12:25:39 AM): *wipes chin clean with swipe of claw* Really? A shame then. *shrugs, licking claw clean*
Tessi Kido (12:26:36 AM): >.> ... you are 'post to be a prim exsample for the youngens *points at Chii*
Tessi Kido (12:27:00 AM): Chii:: Prim? Like prettyful? So Ari-chan IS the Mommy?
lordarionis (12:27:52 AM): ....*crams a fistful of marshmallows into Chii's mouth*
lordarionis (12:28:00 AM): And it's example.....
Tessi Kido (12:29:13 AM): ...*crosses arms.* And that was a good example...how?
Tessi Kido (12:29:48 AM): Chii:: *raises hand* Ah dun fink ih wasf sfose ta be...
lordarionis (12:30:23 AM): It was an example of how to know when to hush. *pops in more marshmallow*
Tessi Kido (12:31:24 AM): Chii:: *omnomnom* Ah can onwy nom fer so longf!
Tessi Kido (12:31:46 AM): ...I don't think you example is working Ari-chan.
lordarionis (12:32:12 AM): *facepalms*
Tessi Kido (12:34:44 AM): *Laughs* YES!! We got Ari-chan to facepalm himself!!!
Tessi Kido (12:35:18 AM): Chii, swallowing some:: As long as he dunnt fafepalm more marfmallows into mah mouf...
lordarionis (12:35:47 AM): *looks out between fingers at Aura* Don't make me bite you....I might not stop.
Tessi Kido (12:37:07 AM): Chii:: *swallows remainder of mallows* ...Uh-oh. Is it time for children to leave the room?
Tessi Kido (12:37:37 AM): Don't you dare! *holds chii in front of her* He wont hurt children!
lordarionis (12:37:59 AM): ......Me? NOT hurt children?
Tessi Kido (12:38:25 AM): Chii:: ... o_o;
Tessi Kido (12:38:48 AM): Thats WHY shes in front you'd take her first... ^-^ Right???
lordarionis (12:39:09 AM): I'd simply bat her across the room like a rag doll on my way to you.
Tessi Kido (12:40:16 AM): Chii:: So violent... Well if you can magic up s'more mallows for me to land on I wouldn't so much mind, but please don't eat my other mommy, Mommy...
Tessi Kido (12:40:29 AM): Chii:: ...OMG it's like Coraline! O_O
lordarionis (12:40:55 AM): .....*shoves two bags full of marshmallows into Chii's mouth*
lordarionis (12:41:02 AM): And stop calling me Mommy. >8/
Tessi Kido (12:41:37 AM): ...Oo was that bag and all???...or just the marshimellow parts?
Tessi Kido (12:42:54 AM): Chii:: *gag* ah duh fin Aai wifes meh veey muff!
lordarionis (12:44:20 AM): I'd love you more if you stopped calling me "Mommy"
Tessi Kido (12:45:56 AM): Chii:: *nomming through plastic, pulling some out of mouth* Wehh ya cahn bwame Aura fer dat, she cawwed ya pwim!
Tessi Kido (12:46:19 AM): O.O I DIDN"T!!! *slaps hand over Chii's mouth*
lordarionis (12:46:46 AM): -.-;
Tessi Kido (12:46:57 AM): Chii:: DAS NOH EZAHTLY HEHPIN DAH ISFUE!
Tessi Kido (12:47:09 AM): >.> Is so so shhh!
lordarionis (12:47:10 AM): Guess I'll just have to bite her then....
Tessi Kido (12:47:33 AM): O.o wait! who? what? witch one?!
Tessi Kido (12:48:24 AM): Chii:: Nah me cohse, dummy. I's his dahter! ...Waih Mommy so... Her dahter? ...O.o
lordarionis (12:48:31 AM): *dashes forward, pinning Aura to the wall, teeth breaking into her neck, lips locked around the wound*
lordarionis (12:49:05 AM): *steps back, glaring* And stop calling me "Mommy".
Tessi Kido (12:50:00 AM): Chii:: *swallows the first bagful and begins unwrapping the second* Oh so Ihm not sammiched between...
Tessi Kido (12:50:31 AM): ...Oh so not right... *sits and sulks*
lordarionis (12:52:50 AM): *pets* Well, you got her started calling me "Mommy"
Tessi Kido (12:53:57 AM): Humph! *looks away angrily*
lordarionis (12:54:18 AM): *offers string cheese* Come now, don't be mad.
Tessi Kido (12:56:00 AM): *turns back to Ari-chan mumbleing to self* ... I can resist the cheese...
lordarionis (12:56:27 AM): *flicks fingers, showing a second and third pack behind the first* *smiles*
Tessi Kido (12:57:24 AM): ...danm it! *Spins tackleing Ari and takeing the cheese pack.*
Tessi Kido (12:57:59 AM): Chii:: *swallows the ramainder of the package, littering the plastic on the ground* O-o ...I need an adult?
lordarionis (12:59:03 AM): *catches Aura, giving her the cheese, looks at Chii* You could just leave the room.....xD
Tessi Kido (1:00:06 AM): ... O.o ...Ari...why should she?...what are you thinking?
lordarionis (1:00:19 AM): It was a joke. *pats head*
Tessi Kido (1:00:38 AM): Chii:: I think mommy-1 would prefer I stay... Besides I can't leave silly, I'm having too much fun!
Tessi Kido (1:01:12 AM): ...Gerr...shush you! *shuves a cheese stick plastic and all in Aris mouth*
Tessi Kido (1:01:26 AM): Chii:: ...I wonder if he can undo it...
lordarionis (1:01:59 AM): *grins, fangs slitting the plastic, tongue pressing through the cut, and pulling the cheese free while fangs hold the plastic in place*
lordarionis (1:02:44 AM): *spits the plastic away, swallowing the cheese*
Tessi Kido (1:04:14 AM): Chii, IRL (so you don't get to kill me):: Think of what he could do with a-- *stops due to half-choking on jelly bean fragments, and Aura busts out laughing right about there*
Tessi Kido (1:04:41 AM): ...*rolls eyes* show off.
lordarionis (1:05:21 AM): *shrugs*
Tessi Kido (1:05:24 AM): ((sorry Ari the place she stoped and the lateness of the night brought up some really bad thoughts...>.> and no I'm not telling!)
lordarionis (1:05:29 AM): I'm talented, I know it.
lordarionis (1:05:44 AM): You two are perverts. xD
Tessi Kido (1:06:13 AM): Chii:: Just think: I'm your kid. Oooooooooooo~~
lordarionis (1:06:46 AM): .....
Tessi Kido (1:07:18 AM): ...O.M.G. did chii-chan just outsmart the Ari-chan?
Tessi Kido (1:07:24 AM): EPIC MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lordarionis (1:07:51 AM): No.
lordarionis (1:08:00 AM): But it makes me wonder,
lordarionis (1:08:06 AM): when exactly did you have Chii?
lordarionis (1:08:07 AM): xD
lordarionis (1:08:32 AM): Keep in mind, Aura love, that you are about 4 years older than me.
Tessi Kido (1:09:32 AM): Chii:: First of all, silly, she's a Time mage. Duh. Secondly, how do you know she had me? What if you did? You're both mah Mommy!~ crying ;
Tessi Kido (1:09:56 AM): um...*Steps away from the Chii* Loved knowing ya girlly...
lordarionis (1:11:23 AM): .....*bunts*
Tessi Kido (1:12:14 AM): Chii:: Owie... Silly Ari goats do that... And male ones at that...
lordarionis (1:12:56 AM): *bunts again* *in the head*
Tessi Kido (1:13:46 AM): Chii:: Oof! MOMMY AU-RAA!! Mommy Ari's bein' a meanie!
lordarionis (1:14:17 AM): I'm not your mommy. >8/
Tessi Kido (1:15:28 AM): ...*Snickers* ...But youlooked so cute as a girl...
Tessi Kido (1:16:08 AM): Chii:: ... crying He...He... Mommy Ari's denying that I'm his daughter? ...MOMMY AURA! Get the child support papers!
lordarionis (1:16:23 AM): 0.o
Tessi Kido (1:17:46 AM): *laughs somemore then stops to think.* So.... that means the child support he'd get from Bitey...would actually go to me then?
lordarionis (1:18:51 AM): ......sure. *shrugs* Have him pay you, means I don't have to deal with it.
Tessi Kido (1:20:32 AM): Chii:: ...*sniffle* Why...wh...wh... WAAAAAHH!!~ *runs to Aura and huggles* Mommy Ari doesn't like me no mores! Beat him up!
lordarionis (1:21:02 AM): ....*gives ice cream cone to Chii*
Tessi Kido (1:21:21 AM): *Pets the Chii-chan* It's okay...When you wake up in the morning---
Tessi Kido (1:21:57 AM): Chii:: *runs away, hopping up for the ice cream cone and licking it bit by bit* I dunno where he gets his yummies, but he's forgiven. <3
lordarionis (1:26:52 AM): *pats head*
Tessi Kido (1:27:09 AM): ^u^
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:53 am
HI! This is Chii. I hijacked Aura's account while she was choking on her Pepsi to bring you this important news bulletin:
Kila: Marth is a girl!
Grass Boy: No way, he's not!
Kila: Yes he is! He's got a tiara! A sparkly gold tiara!
Aura: No, he's not! *pointing at the screen while pausing SSWB-Brawl* Do you see boobies?
Kila: *laughing* Well what about Ari?
(Aura spits a mouthful of Pepsi out on Chii and Grass Boy right about here, and we all begin laughing hysterically.)
Kila: What!? He's the mother, remember!!*
* Read above funny convo by Aura to get the joke if you haven't done so already.
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:32 pm
Chii is hijacking Aura-chan's account again because she can. Woot!
We (me (Chii), Aura, Kila and Grassy) were all just playing Phase 10 Twist. Kila was getting upset because she was only halfway around the board while the rest of us were at the end trying to win.
Kila seemingly gets an epiphany.
Kila: "Aha!" She lays down two four-card sets.
Chii: "Cool. What was your twist card?"
Kila flips it over: "HA! Two runs of four! Take that!"
Chii: "...Those are sets."
-Everyone bursts out laughing right about here; luckily nobody was drinking anything at the time.-
Kila, prior to screeching: "OH FRICK!" -insert many indecipherable syllables here-
Chii: "Well, that sucks."
Kila ended up having enough Wildcards in her hand at the time to lay down her runs, but it was hilarious while it lasted. xD
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 1:43 am
Okay, ever have those moments when the obvious is right there...? Chou is gonna frying pan me in the head for this but... these are two events that me and my dad had...
(A year ago, power outage in OKC) Dad: *is looking for Eli, his rommies pet poodle* Where is that dog...?
Roomie: I don't know...
Dad: It sure is dark in here... you need to put some light bulbs in.
Roomie:...... Brian......
Dad: Oh ._. right....
(Going to move some furniture from my grandfathers house to ours.) Me: Jeez... it's been a long time since I was here...
Mom: Yeah, there's no heat or water... it's basically shut down now...
Me: Is there power? *says that just as I spot that the light is on* Oh....
Dad: Ryo (not using my real name ATM... you know it though... I think).... Honestly?
Me: >.>............... Let's get to work ^^'
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:40 pm
School moment
My second hour teacher (Mr. Burr) let us have a free day, a bunch of kids in the class are sitting in a cruster talking about something that I'm trying to ignore.
A girl says something about her boyfriend breaking up with her.
Boy: Dude, I heard he was gay or somethingy.
Girl: He is not, thats just stupid!
Boy: No really, I heard he like dated a pare of twin boys, or something.
The girl is about to yell at him when Mr. Burr walks over.
Mr. Burr, jokingly: He's not gay, he's a stud.
Everyone of starts to laugh.
Mr. Burr: What, you said he dated a pair of twin, if they were girls you'd agree.
Playing SSBB with my brother and Chibi-chibi.
I have an argument going with Chibi-chibi, I say Marth is a girl, she disagrees. She chooses Marth to fight with.
Me: He's still a girl.
Chibi-chibi, hits me on the head: That was from Ari.
Me: I'm guessing my comment upset him.
Chibi-chibi: Mostly for calling Marth a girl.
We play a few rounds and I deside to come to an agreement.
Me: Alright, I'm willing to agree that Marth is boy, but only if you agree that he's gay.
Chibi-chibi gives me an odd look.
Brother: Take the offer, it's probably the best you'll get.
Chibi-chibi: Alright, fine.
((He is now tiara boy to me.))
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:17 pm
You know our SSBB moments are grand ^-^
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:29 pm
Auradria Riddle You know our SSBB moments are grand ^-^ So true they are.
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 6:17 pm
Okay if you read the above chat with Arionis Chii and myself you'll get this...Hopefully:
Aura:
-points at wiz- You really choose him...HE'S DENSE!!
Chii:
Dense indeed. XD *hi-fives Wiz in the back of the head*
Wiz:
oowww. :crying: *sits in a corner*
Chii:
o_o;
Gah. Bad me. *huggles the Wiz* You're not dense, you just believe in amoebas~
Aura:
-Trys not to laugh at the two looking off a different way suddenly-
WAIT! Wiz did you realize what this means! Chii's other mommy is Ari!! She'll be mad if you harm her Daughter, so you gots to treat her with respect and love. Or else may the wrath of Ari be on you.
Chii:
...Waiiiiiiiiiittt a minnit......
Ari and Aura are my mommies.
And Ari had that child support thing going on with Bitey, so he's like my step-dad/mom(?).
And Wiz went all yaoi in Bitey so he was in on it too.
So that means... Wiz is one of my extended parents!?
O___________________________O;
( Oh and Aura? The wrath of Ari is gonna be on us both if what we just said gets posted in NiB. XDDD )
Aura:
oooh your right!...-glares at Wiz.-
(( I was just thinking of that to xD))
Chii:
...THAT DOESN'T WORK!! gonk gonk
(( ...We should so post it anyway! XDD ))
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:05 pm
My little brother had taken a shower and blow dried his hair the night before, so when we got up to go to school it was fluffy and kept sticking up. ( whee Adorable!) And this was a a conversation he related to us after school. xD
Amanda: What's up with your head?
Pat: It's not my fault! Shut up! gonk
Amanda: It's so fluffy! xd
Pat: Ugh.. *flicks it out of his eyes*
Amanda: OMG!! Can you do the hair flippy thing?! =D
Pat: Iunno.... *flips hair* Oh cool!! I can!! =D
Amanda: You should go show Tristan!
Pat: No. I cant.
Amanda: Why not?
Pat: When you flip your hair in front of an emo they take it as a challenge of dominance.
Amanda: ..........
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:49 pm
Random moment from awhile ago
Chibi and I are sitting on my bed and listening to music when the song 'The Last 10 Years' comes.
The line "We even lost Superman" is repeated four time in the song, I'm to zoned out to realize it though.
At the end of the song I hear the line, in surprise/confusion: We lost Superman?
Chibi: Wow, girly, just wow.
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