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 Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:06 pm
I pick up the checkbook and I start writing checks like crazy, but all of them bounce and the angry people form an angry mob and run after me and I commit suicide because I refuse to be murdered.
I drop one of my bras
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Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 10:08 am
The bra falls on my head. I pull it away from my face, only to see a maniac serial killer headed toward me. I attempt to run away, but he catches up to me and uses the bra to suffocate me.
I drop a fork as I fall down lifeless and limp.
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Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:29 pm
I see the fork and pick it up. Unfortunately the manic serial killer sees me with the fork and tackles me. He uses the fork to stab me to death.
I drop a pair of vice grips.
@Le_Scratch: *Reads Le_Scratch's post.* ....I can't help but think that was a happy death. O.o
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Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:15 am
The vice grips hit my head and i died.
I dropped a lollipop.
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Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:41 am
I see a lollipop, and it's the huge rainbow kind. I begin to eat it, but then my d-bag friend punches the stick, when the lollipop is still in my mouth. The entire lollipop gets lodged into my throat, with my friend laughing at me. I die on the spot... My friend sees me dead, and then passes out... not from seeing me dead, from seeing me and laughing even harder. (NOTE: He's the "object" I dropped.)
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Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 6:19 am
I saw him dying on the spot,when i got near him,i laugh and fell off the cliff.
I dropped a ballon.
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Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:37 pm
I pick up the balloon, try to snort it and choke on it by accident.
I drop my friends middle finger.
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Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 6:06 pm
The finger lands in an uncovered soup pot, full of soup, and contaminates it. I order a bowl of soup from the retaurant it was made in and die of food poinsoning. I drop several breadsticks that were untouched.
@Cobalt: Lawl... I intended it to be comical, not happy XD
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Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:16 pm
I pick up the bread sticks and eat them. I also die of food poisoning.
I drop a football.
@Le_Scratch: Well I happen to think that if I had to die that being suffocated by a bra wouldn't be that bad of a way to go. >> << Now if that bra was still being worn by a lady at the time of suffocation it would be a much better way to go. I would die happy. >> << =D
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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 3:44 pm
I trip on the foot ball and die of a head owie...
I drop my wallet.
@Cobalt: Dude, where the hell did that come from XD wtf Pervert?
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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:04 pm
I pick up the wallet and scream because it looks scary! I run around in circles and people think I'm crazy. They then send me to an insane asylum where I commit suicide.
I drop a porn book.
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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:45 pm
I pick up the porn book and am promptly beat to death by a group of Nuns.
I drop a Bible.
@_Amber_Kohaku_Chii: All men are perverts. The only question is are we willing to admit it. I think my answer is obvious. WOOHOO!!! mrgreen Besides you probably have a similar fantasy involving some guy with nice abs or hair. =P
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Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:39 pm
I picked up the bible and handed it to the church,and i disappeared into the night.
I drop a banana skin.
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Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:23 am
I slide on the banana peel and fall into a storm drain. I die of starvation as nobody cares to listen to my cries for help.
@Cobalt: Yup... and my fantasies definitely run away with me XD
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Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:26 pm
I apparently die from nothing. O.o?
I drop a wheel of cheese.
@Le_Scratch: Thanks for sharing that bit of info. =P
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