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 Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 9:37 pm
sabaal Seiaeka Sephiroth: Hey! What!? o_O NO! I wanna marry Cloud! I think any response at all would be below his dignity. Totally Cid: I hate flying
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:39 am
Vincent: I have decided to change my name to Geffrey McDoodlepuff. heart
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Cloud: Rukia! Finally I have found you!
Tifa: Who's Rukia? You should know damn well that my name is Tifa by now. Oh, and why the hell are you in a samurai suit?
Cloud: Enough of your jokes! We have to stop that hollow!
Tifa: Cloud, what are you talking about?
Cloud: My name is Ichigo! scream
Tifa: Wait, what do you me...
Cloud: There's the hollow!
*Cait Sith enters the room*
Cait Sith: What's a hollow?
Cloud: *slices Cait Sith in half* You shall now be taken to the soul society.
Tifa: Cloud, you just killed Cait Sith!
Cloud: Who is this, "Cait Sith"?
*Cid enters room*
Cid: What's going on here?
Tifa: Cloud has gone crazy! eek scream
Cloud: For the last time! My name i--
*Cid whacks Cloud on the side of the head with the opposite side of the Venus Gospel*
Cloud: Ouch, what happened? The last thing I remember doing is slipping and slamming my head onto a toilet seat. sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:56 am
It was a dark rainy night and the troup walked into the Kalm inn. They walk up the stairs to go to there bed but what they found they never expected. Cloud dead on the ground with a yellow telephone completely jammed down into his mouth. Barret walks up to Cloud and picks up a note.
"THE BUTLER DID IT!"
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 5:27 pm
Cloud: Damn you butler!!!!!
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 9:11 am
[Satan] Vincent: I have decided to change my name to Geffrey McDoodlepuff. heart __________________________________________________________________ Cloud: Rukia! Finally I have found you! Tifa: Who's Rukia? You should know damn well that my name is Tifa by now. Oh, and why the hell are you in a samurai suit? Cloud: Enough of your jokes! We have to stop that hollow! Tifa: Cloud, what are you talking about? Cloud: My name is Ichigo! scream Tifa: Wait, what do you me... Cloud: There's the hollow! *Cait Sith enters the room* Cait Sith: What's a hollow? Cloud: *slices Cait Sith in half* You shall now be taken to the soul society. Tifa: Cloud, you just killed Cait Sith! Cloud: Who is this, "Cait Sith"? *Cid enters room* Cid: What's going on here? Tifa: Cloud has gone crazy! eek scream Cloud: For the last time! My name i-- *Cid whacks Cloud on the side of the head with the opposite side of the Venus Gospel* Cloud: Ouch, what happened? The last thing I remember doing is slipping and slamming my head onto a toilet seat. sweatdrop *Cait Sith comes back to life* Cait Sith: I'm sick and tired of constantly dying! Cloud, you just...just...JUST PISS ME OFF! Cloud: Wow, thats the first time Square let us say that in here! surprised Cait Sith: No, they didn't, I just don't give a crap about their rules anymore! Piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss, HAPPY!? scream Head of Square Enix: Mr. Cait Sith, you shall have charges brought upon you for violating our company's rules! Cait Sith: NOW I'M REALLY PISSED!! scream *Cait uses slots limit break and it lands on the one that kills the whole entire party* Cloud: CAIT SITH!! gonk Cait Sith: ...Sh*t... stare BOOM!
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:50 am
*All the character's parts are switched*
Cloud: Alright...um...Aeris, you're Tifa!
Aeris: YES, I DON'T HAVE TO DIE! blaugh
Cloud: Barret...your Sephiroth!
Barret: Yes...! whee
Cait Sith: Who am I, WHO AM I!? blaugh
Cloud: You're...Aeris!
Cait Sith: Awesome! 3nodding
Cloud: Alright guys, its time for the scene where Aeris dies!
Aeris: You mean me? eek
Cloud: No, I meant Cait Sith.
Cait Sith: WHAT!? eek crying
Aeris: There there, just close your eyes. smile
Cait Sith: My eyes are always closed! crying *scared stiff*
Cloud: stare Lets just get this over with... stare
Barret: *pops Cait*
Aeris: Wait a sec, who's Seph!? confused
Cloud: Um...He's still himself, we just didn't tell him about any of--
Seph: *comes down and stabs Aeris*
Everyone: stare xp confused stare xp confused
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:14 pm
ShadowLord99 *All the character's parts are switched* Cloud: Alright...um...Aeris, you're Tifa! Aeris: YES, I DON'T HAVE TO DIE! blaugh Cloud: Barret...your Sephiroth! Barret: Yes...! whee Cait Sith: Who am I, WHO AM I!? blaugh Cloud: You're...Aeris! Cait Sith: Awesome! 3nodding Cloud: Alright guys, its time for the scene where Aeris dies! Aeris: You mean me? eek Cloud: No, I meant Cait Sith. Cait Sith: WHAT!? eek crying Aeris: There there, just close your eyes. smile Cait Sith: My eyes are always closed! crying *scared stiff* Cloud: stare Lets just get this over with... stare Barret: *pops Cait* Aeris: Wait a sec, who's Seph!? confused Cloud: Um...He's still himself, we just didn't tell him about any of-- Seph: *comes down and stabs Aeris* Everyone: stare xp confused stare xp confused LMFAO!!! xd That one really got me right there! Me likes that! (This Is Me, Dueoh)
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:29 am
*Continuing on from when Seph stabs Aeris*
Cloud: DAMN SEPH, YOU RUIN EVERYTHING! scream
Seph: What did I do!? gonk *obviously knows because he's holding his sword in Aeris*
Cait Sith 3: I'm back, Cloud don't ever gimmie that part again!
Barret: He's back! Oh well, more money for me! *pops Cait again*
*Barret gains 50 gil*
Cait Sith 4: Now wait a second!
Barret: *pops him*
*Another 50 gil!*
Cloud: *pulls the sword out of Aeris* Now listen Seph, you gotta stop intruding on us, got it!? *watches out of the corner of his eye Aeris slumping to the floor*
Tifa: It's really rude I tell you! mad
Seph: Sorry... stare
Cloud: Well its too late, I mean LOOK, you killed Aeris again! gonk
Seph: I did!? eek Oops... redface
Cait Sith 348: *sits back*
Barret: MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!! twisted
*Barret: 594344 gil*
Cloud: Alright Seph, now I'm really mad at you! mad
*Cloud transforms into a One Winged Angel*
Seph: HEY...Copycat! crying
Seph's Choir: Burning with violent anger, burning with violent anger, Cloud! Cloud! Fate monstrouos, and empty, fate monstrouous, and empty!
Nobuo: You guys can stop now! smile
Some fat lady from the choir: Okay! blaugh
Cloud: *starts beating up Seph with a stick*
*That night*
Jenova: Tell me what happened...
Seph: No... stare
Jenova: Did you kill the girl?
Seph: Yes...But now Cloud and the others are ticked at me... stare
Jenova: You've got to stop using your Masamune, its poisoning your mind! Do you remember where you got it from?
Seph: You gave it to me for my second birthday... stare
Jenova: Right!
Seph: It hurt me the first day, it was kind of like a paper cut, just a lot bigger... stare
Jenova: I know, you cried like a baby!
Seph: redface mad
*At a restuarant*
Barret: *looking really fancy and rich* Can I have an order of the flame broiled steak, light on the sauce and a champenge please?
Waiter: Okay sir, that will come to 50,000 gil.
Barret: *looks in his wallet, he pulls out 49,950* Damn, I'm short 50 gil!
Cait Sith: *sitting next to him in bandages* Go ahead... stare
Barret: *pops Cait and gains 50 gil* Alright here you go! smile *gives the waiter the 50k*
Tom Cruise: *sitting across from Barret* Sir, you just shot an innocent animal! eek
Barret: Yes I did, along with the other 25,850,294! 3nodding
Tom Cruise: HOLY MOLY THIS GUY IS A MURDERER! gonk
*The manager kicks Barret out*
*At Shinra Headquarters*
Reeve: *Dead from remaking 25 million Cait Siths*
Barret: *walking and takes off his rich suit* those mother... I'm gonna... stare
*walks into Edge. He sees Denzel running for Bahamut Sin*
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:57 pm
Kenrio ShadowLord99 *All the character's parts are switched* Cloud: Alright...um...Aeris, you're Tifa! Aeris: YES, I DON'T HAVE TO DIE! blaugh Cloud: Barret...your Sephiroth! Barret: Yes...! whee Cait Sith: Who am I, WHO AM I!? blaugh Cloud: You're...Aeris! Cait Sith: Awesome! 3nodding Cloud: Alright guys, its time for the scene where Aeris dies! Aeris: You mean me? eek Cloud: No, I meant Cait Sith. Cait Sith: WHAT!? eek crying Aeris: There there, just close your eyes. smile Cait Sith: My eyes are always closed! crying *scared stiff* Cloud: stare Lets just get this over with... stare Barret: *pops Cait* Aeris: Wait a sec, who's Seph!? confused Cloud: Um...He's still himself, we just didn't tell him about any of-- Seph: *comes down and stabs Aeris* Everyone: stare xp confused stare xp confused LMFAO!!! xd That one really got me right there! Me likes that! (This Is Me, Dueoh) Wow, Shadowlord, what an honor. That's coming from a "Things you'd never hear FFVII characters say!!" legend.
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:20 pm
Barret:*shoots the Masamune out of Sephiroth's hand*
Sephiroth: I despise you! mad stare
Barret: Why? IS IT BECAUSE I'M AFRICAN AMERICAN?!?!?!
Sephiroth: Not exactly... sweatdrop
Barret: Racist! Bigot! I'm telling the NAACP, EEOC, and whatever other civil rights group I can think of! scream
Cloud: Barret, settle down. sweatdrop
Cait Sith: Yeah, I hate you too
Barret: ~BANG! BANG!~ ninja
Mog that Cait Sith rides on: Thanks a lot, you selfish son of a b***h. I was planning on eating him for breakfast for tommorrow morning. stare
Aeris: What the ********? That Mog talked! eek
Cloud: Aren't you supposed to be dead?
Aeris: Oh Yeah, I almost forgot. Sephiroth, could you stab me again?
Sephiroth: Yeah sure. *stabs Aeris*
Cloud: That's better. 3nodding
Black police officer: Sephiroth, you are under arrest for murder and racism.
Sephiroth: ******** YOU! scream
Barret (to NAACP member): See?!?!? I told you he was a racist.
Sephiroth: No, I just hate cops and protagonists. mad
Barret: BLACK cops and protagonists, you mean. talk2hand
Sephiroth: Don't you mean, "African American"?
Barret: And now you're being a smartass...because I'm African American! scream
Cait Sith's top half of body: Don't...don't you think...th-this is a little harsh Barr--?
Barret: ~BANG! BANG!~
Officer: and now I'll have to take you in for murder as well.
Barret: Your accusing me of killing him because you are a racist! It was obviously Sephiroth! *places Cait sith's corpse into Sephiroth's masamune*
Officer: Aw, screw it. Lets go to the Nibelheim bar and drink this little memory away.
Barret: YOU THINK I'LL DRINK A LOT BECAUSE I'M...AFRICAN AMERICAN! scream
Cloud: *pats Barret's back* He sure does, buddy. He sure does.
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:25 pm
[Satan] Kenrio ShadowLord99 *All the character's parts are switched* Cloud: Alright...um...Aeris, you're Tifa! Aeris: YES, I DON'T HAVE TO DIE! blaugh Cloud: Barret...your Sephiroth! Barret: Yes...! whee Cait Sith: Who am I, WHO AM I!? blaugh Cloud: You're...Aeris! Cait Sith: Awesome! 3nodding Cloud: Alright guys, its time for the scene where Aeris dies! Aeris: You mean me? eek Cloud: No, I meant Cait Sith. Cait Sith: WHAT!? eek crying Aeris: There there, just close your eyes. smile Cait Sith: My eyes are always closed! crying *scared stiff* Cloud: stare Lets just get this over with... stare Barret: *pops Cait* Aeris: Wait a sec, who's Seph!? confused Cloud: Um...He's still himself, we just didn't tell him about any of-- Seph: *comes down and stabs Aeris* Everyone: stare xp confused stare xp confused LMFAO!!! xd That one really got me right there! Me likes that! (This Is Me, Dueoh) Wow, Shadowlord, what an honor. That's coming from a "Things you'd never hear FFVII characters say!!" legend. Thanks 3nodding I think it was my first awesome job whee
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 6:19 am
Cloud: Tifa, I remember the old days...
Tifa: *chewing on something* What?
Cloud: I said I remember the old days, when we would go outside, and play games together. Yeh' know?
Tifa: Ya sure whatever. *turns away and continues to chew*
Cloud: Tifa... I love Reno, do you approve?
Tifa: *stops chewing* eek sweatdrop You might not wanna do that...
Cloud: What are you talking about?
Tifa: He's... missing something... ninja *swallows the contents of her mouth*
*Reno enters the room from behind*
Reno: *walking in bald* Hey Tifa. Hi Cloud... heart heart
Cloud: RENO!! What happened to your hair?! I can't love a bald man! If I wanted a bald man I would've gone for Rude! crying
Reno: *whispers to Tifa* Should we tell him?
Tifa: Yes, let's...
Reno: Cloud! I need to tell you something...
Cloud: What? What is it?
Reno: I'm... I'm pregnant with Vincent's baby....
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:24 am
*Cait Sith is reading fortunes inside Aeris' Church*
Cait Sith: The one who suffered death but returned shall notice something in her stomach!
Aeris: That wound is long gone dumba*s! *looks at her stomach, its really big* HOLY CRAP I'M PREGNANT! gonk
Cloud: rofl You look almost big enough to be in SOLDIER!
Aeris: stressed
Cait Sith: confused ...Okay, the man who causes lead poisoning shall recieve something dear!
Barret: Thats me, I shoot bullets outta this gun arm!
Dyne: Hello Barret!
Barret: DYNE!! crying *makes love to him*
Cloud: rofl
Tifa: WOULD YOU STOP LAUGHING ALREADY! scream
Cait Sith: The spikey haired one shall be overcomed by laughter!
Cloud: rofl
Cait Sith: Next! The one in black and who caused such pain shall find true love!
Sephiroth: *walking outside* LA...LA...LA...LAA!! *dancing with himself in his underwear* Oh f*ck! *notices everyone is watching* HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK! *running off*
Cait Sith: confused stare Next one! The one who doesn't possess life but is very annoying by fortelling people's futures shall suffer extreme pain!
Tifa: Huh?? confused
Cait Sith: I dunno!
*A huge anvil comes down and crushes Cait*
Aeris: Oh dear! eek
Cloud: *finds one last fortune* For those who suffered extreme pain or humiliation, they shall now face the ultimate fate: death. What is this, his fortunes are nothing more than- mad
*A giant nuclear bomb blows up everything*
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:31 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:16 am
LOL!!! rofl I have got to continue this. Cloud: *wakes up that night* Ahh! I had a very ugly nightmare! I dremed I was molested by Sephiroth in my sleep! *Sephiroth is in that same room* Sephiroth: Good thing that'll never happen... sweatdrop Cloud: Yeah, cause were best buddies! biggrin *goes back to sleep* Sephiroth: ninja *continues molesting Cloud* *5 years later* Cloud: I HATE YOU SEPHIROTH!!!
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