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*Vincent jumps in the middle wearing a dark knight armor*

Vincent: Die brother! *stabs Golbez*
Cloud: Vincent! What the hell are you doing with a sword?
Vincent: I'm not Vincent! I am Cecil!
Aeris: What the hell are you guys doing in the Gold Saucer?
Kain: Fool, this isn't the gold saucer, it's the tower of Bab-il
Cloud: eek (but with an eye twitching) What!?!?
Aeris: Wait... I've played this game before, isn't Cecil supposed to be a paladin by now?
Cecil: Some stupid black guy with a gun in his hand stole my paladin costume, so had to go dark knight again
Barret: *runs in* Yay! Look at me! I'm a pretty paladin!

wink I kinda did that one before...
whee EVERYONE ITS ME DUEOH AND I HAVE A STORY TO TELL!!!

Cloud: Barret whats happen to Dueoh?

Barret: I dont know...hey maybe he's in that sock on the floor! *checks in the sock thats obviously empty*

Cloud: ....ooooo....k?

Barret: No wait maybe in this dresser! *starts to check in it*

Cloud: stare Barret....

Barret: No no dont tell me! *looks under a used paper towel*

Cloud: scream BARRET YOU FOOL! DUEOH WAS LIED ON AND REPORTED!

Barret: 3nodding ....

Cloud: Which means he's gone.

Barret: 3nodding ....

Cloud: *smacks face* Barret...

Barret: 4laugh Yes?

Cloud: DUEOH'S BEEN BANNED OVER SOMETHING HE HASNT DONE!!! HE'S GONE!!! FOR A LONG TIME!!!

Barret: cry no more late night 3 way wrastleing?

Cloud: ... sad not for a long time...

Vincent: eek HEY WHAT ABOUT ME?!

Barret: sad ...... crying Maybe we can imagine he's Dueoh?

Cloud: cry no...he's just a...Vincent...

Barret: eek ~GASP~ *starts to cry on Clouds chest*

Cloud: *rubbing Barrets back crying* scream VINCENT GO AWAY! gonk havent you made us sad enough?

Vincent: eek .... cry *walks aways with head down*

(( crying NO REALLY PEOPLE WHAT CLOUD SAID WAS TRUE!!!))

From what I heard in the join request he sent me, he was banned.

ninja

Cait Sith: Here's a Trophy for teh Dueoh whom we love sooo mush... *glomps and hands large metallic object*

Vincent: I am vengeance. I am the night. I-am-BATMAN!

Vincent: ...I promised myself...that I would never call him again...*sigh*...but i have no choice...
~Closes curtains, lights candles, turns off lights, scratches a**s, sets down~
Chanting- In thus room there's places hairy,
In thines quarters itchings rarely.
Pickled beats and shrimp friend rice,
Pubic Lice, Pubic Lice!, Pubic Lice!!

~Creepy smoke and darkness start to form and take shape. The Shape is finish forming and it is...A GIANT CRAB!~

Pubic Lice: Who dares disturb my chomping?

Vincent: It is I...Vincent Valintine...

Pubic Lice: It has been thus many a day since last we spoke...is this about my offer I gave to you those many years ago?

Vincent: Yes...~gulp~...I remember all too well about the...offer

Pubic Lice: Ay, my mightiest of crab minions may have their way with your hairs, under the agreement that I give you..."The Forbidden Answer"

Vincent: ...I'm ready...

Pubic Lice: *Eyes glow red and suddenly millions of extremely tiny white flakes begin to float down onto Vincent like snow*

Vincent: *scratching himself* Ok, ARG, Tell me "The Forbidden Answer", UH!!! ~scratch scratch scratch~

Pubic Lice: "The Forbidden Answer" will devistate you and change your life forever young one...yet it is too late to turn back from finding out now....

Vincent: *Scratching between his legs with a serious "Im ready" look on his face*...

Pubic Lice: "The Forbidden Answer" is...THOSE CRABS WONT GO AWAY WITH SHAMPOO OR ANYOTHER SUBSTANCE!!! LET YOU LEAVE AND SPREAD MY CHILDREN OF THE HAIR ON EVERY TOILET SEAT AND UNDERWEAR YOU MAY COME UPON CONTACT WITH!!! MAH HA HA HA!!! *quickly vanishes with a dusty poof*

Vincent: eek ...~scratch scratch~...*eye twitches a little*...NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *he yells as he falls to his knee's still scratching between his legs*

(the part where Tifa is talking about the Xbox 360 is true, yes I did preorder a 2nd shipment 360, but not by choice)

Reno: W00T I'M THE FIRST ONE IN MIDGAR TO GET AN XBOX 360!!!!!

Tifa: I told you, you should have waited till decemember to get one

Reno: Screw you Tifa, oh wait a minute I already did

Tifa: Yea only in your dreams

Reno: Damn right in my dreams, now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go play Dead Or Alive 4

*Reno plays DOA4*

Reno: Wow this is awesome! Go SPARTAN 548 KICK HAYATE'S a**!

*2 hours later*

Reno: WTF MY 360 OVERHEATED!!

Cid: Here let me look at it

*Cid opens up the 360*

Cid: Uhhhhh the video card is melting.....

Tifa: Told ya so blaugh All the way in the US people are reporting in glitched 360's, at least 30% of all of 1st shipments 360's are glitched, which explains the shipment cuts, cause Microsoft knew there was bound to be a glitch that they might have overlooked, cause they rushed the 360 to give it at least one advantage over the PS3 and Nintendo Revolution, and if they do find a glitch, which they did, they'll fix it for 2nd shipment, thats why I preordered mine for 2nd shipment razz

Reno: Jeeze Tifa when did you become a smart a**

Tifa: I got a brain implant when I got my breast implants

Reno: Oh yeah

Cid: Besides the PS3 is totally gonna pwn the 360, even though the 360 has some good games, and its pretty decent hardware wise, but the PS3 is gonna be like a god

Cloud: What about the Nintendo Revolution

Cid:Meh, haven't seen too much of it yet, the controller idea is pretty sweet though

Cloud:Imagine hentai games on that

Cid:Like Nintendo will allow that

Reno: When did you guys become l337 g4m3r0rz?

Cid: Since we contacted our local cable service provider and got G4TechTv

*Yuffie walks in holding a white box*

Yuffie: HEY EVERYONE I GOT A GLITCH FREE XBOX 360!! I'm gonna go play Call Of Duty 2 right now!

Reno: eek hey Yuffie...you know I know that you like me....and I like you too *nudges closer to Yuffie*

Yuffie: Re....Really!?!

Reno: Yeah really *nudges closer*

Yuffie: redface *lose for words*

Reno: *nudges closer and grabs Yuffie's 360 and runs in his room and locks the door

Yuffie: redface

Cloud: Uh Yuffie

Yuffie: redface

Cloud: Yuffie!

Yuffie: redface

Cloud: YUFFIE SNAP OUT OF IT!!!

Yuffie: Huh? hey where did Reno go?

Cloud: He stole your 360 and locked himself in his room

Yuffie: HE WHAT!!!! *bangs on Reno's door* HEY LET ME IN!!

Reno: Wait one minute I'm playing Need For Speed: Most Wanted on Live right now

Yuffie: CAN I PLAY WITH YOU!?!

Reno: Let me think...no

Yuffie: BUT I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND NOW!

Reno: Yeah about the me liking you thing...

Yuffie: I'M WEARING NO PANTIES!!

Reno: eek *opens the door and grabs Yuffie then locks the door again, loud rumbling and moaning sounds are made*

Cloud: Ummmm yeah.....

Rufus: Hey everyone I sold Shin-RA to Sony!!

Cloud: Why did you do that?

Rufus: Cause they promised me a place of power once the Sony Galatic Army defeats the Microsoft Galatic Army

*Cloud and Rufus go to Shin-RA I mean Sony Midgar HQ*

Cloud: *checks his locker and a bucnh of PSX's fall out* Wtf where did my "special" magazine's go?

Rufus: Sony confiscated them, they said that they could use them to make a new brand of TV's

Shion: *opens his locker and a bunch of PS2's with HDD's and Eyetoy's fall out* Sweet an Eyetoy

Cloud: WHY DOES HE GET PS2'S AND I GET PS1'S!!!

Rufus: Cause you were the star of a PS1 game duh...

Shion: Hey where are all the other guys that work for Shin-RA

Rufus: Over there *poitns to a giant PS3 shrine*

Shin-RA agents: ALL HAIL THE PS3!!!

Cloud: That's disturbing

Rufus: Hey we even got Sephiroth bowing down

Sephiroth: ALL HAIL THE PS3!!!

Cloud: Dude Cid wasn't being literal when he said the PS3 was gonna be like a god

Rufus: But...but its so shiny and the graphics are so good, and it has the MGS4, and the Killzone2 and the Tekken 6 and the Soul Calibar 4 and the...

*Just then Zack breaks through the walls with a bucnh of tanks marked Nintendo*

Zack: WE HAVE THE NINTENDO ARMY HAVE COME TO KILL YOU AND SAY THAT WE WANT OUR $30 BACK SONY, NICE TRY TELLING US THAT MICROSOFT HAD THEM, BUT WE BLEW THEM UP WITH A GIANT MARIO AND FOUND NO $30 BILL!!

Shion: Zack you joined Nintendo?

Zack: SILENCE INFIDEL!!

*Yoshi comes up behind Shion and eats him*

Rufus: Holy crap you killed... *Link stabs Rufus*

Sephiroth: ALL HAIL....*Bomberman shoves a bomb up Sephiroths a** and he explodes*

Cloud: Wait a minute Bomberman is not a Nintendo character

Zack: Uhhhhh...............CONVERT OR DIE!!! *points a NES Gun at Cloud*

Cloud: Uhhhhh I'll convert

*At a capcom building, Barret is talking to Ryu and Leon*

Leon: So I was all like dude just because I killed Zombies and crazy occult people doesn't mean that I'm rich, so buy your own f***in lunch Chris

Ryu: Yeah that happens with me and Sakura alot

Barret: I thought you were rich Leon?

Leon: Hey I don't get paid for killing zombies

*Wall breaks down and Loz appears with a bunch of Nintendo military behind him*

Loz: COVERT OR DIE!!! *kills Leon and Barret with N64 Controller shaped shuriken*

Ryu:HADOKEN!!! *Kills Loz with the Hadoken*

Nana: Hey he killed Loz

Popo: Guess that means I'm in charge now

Nana: You mean WE are in.....*gets stabbed by Samanosuke*

Popo: Holy crap!! *gets blown up by Megaman*

Nintendo Soldier: Uhhhhh sorry to bother you Capcom, we'll be on our way

*at a Tecmo resort, Rude is hanging out with some of the DOA girls*

Rude: Yea I'm pretty important, I guard the guy that runs Shin-RA, its a pretty big company, and of course I'm paid very well

Kasumi: Wow those sunglasses make you look really cool

Rude:What this? I have tons of them never leave home without one

Ayane: And your body is so muscular

Rude: Yeah I work out alot

*Kadaj comes on a Nintendo Assualt jeep*

Kadaj: CONVERT OR.....hey ladies

*at a Rare building*

Nintendo Soldier: No one cares about Rare lets keep moving

Nintendo Tank Driver: But what about Conker?

Nintendo Solider: So what about him? we could easily bribe him into joining us

*at a Midway building*

Yazoo: Hmmmm the place seems empty wait whats that sound

Sound biggrin o doo do doo do doo do doo MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!

Yazoo: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Scorpion jumps out of nowhere and rips off Yazoo's head, Donkey Kong try's to run away but Kung Lao cuts off his head, Fox tries to fight but gets frozen by Subzero, Jax blows up the tanks, Liu Kuang kills Luigi*

Nintendo Soldier: MOMMY!!!

*at a Konami building, Zack busts in*

Zack: CONVERT OR....Shigeru Miyamoto what are you doing here?

Miyamoto-san:Just chillin with Hideo Kojima at the Kojima Productions lounge

Kojima-san:Now you must die for ruining our Super Smash Bro's match!

*Solid Snake comes in and shots Zack*

Miyamoto-san:You know I could have just used Mario

Kojima-san:Why do we care who kills who? we are f****in rich!

Miyamoto-san:Yeah BRING ON THE LAPDANCERS!!

Bill Gates: Hey guys did I miss anything?

Miyamoto-san: Bill not now this is innapropriate for children

Bill Gate: But I'm a grown up and I wanna play grown up games!

Miyamoto-san: Thats it Bill!! Mario send Bill to timeout!!

*back at Reno's room*

Yuffie: Hey honey can I play now?

Reno:Not right now, can't you see that I'm pwning these guys at Call Of Duty 2?

Yuffie: Why don't we just pay 2 players then?

Reno: You just don't get it do you?