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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 3:14 pm
((I wish you blokes would all get online, I'm stuck at my grandparents house and other than the fact that their new computer and 36" screen OWNS, I'm entirely bored))
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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 3:19 pm
((Oh, you poor thing! Why don't you plot more evil things to do?))
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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 3:22 pm
((Oh I'm trying, I can't really think of anything too fantastical right now, I need other people to pooost))
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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 3:24 pm
((Oh, lol, and here Ophi has managed to escape and run away. Silly me. I should have had him stick around and mouth off some more.))
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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 4:00 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:31 pm
((I can't beleive I'm saying this, but I almost want Sun'Rai to find Ophi and pull him back again JUST SO THERE'S SOMETHING TO DO.))
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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:20 pm
A painful twinge in his backside caused Ialo to shoot up into the air. However, with his mind finally out of the gutter, he remembered he could fly without his wings, and floated in the air, glaring at the grass that he swore was mocking him. He never saw the rabbit, and didn't register Luna's presence right away either.
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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:25 pm
((A song to ease the boredeom: I like beer because its good I drink beer because I should If there was a song to sing Id sing it and beer youd bring I drink beer when I am sad Because the beer it makes me glad Now theres nothing left to say So lets go drink some beer ))
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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:31 pm
((i like that one)) ((-another alcoholic poem
if vodka was water, and i was a duck, id swim to the bottom and never come up. but vodkas not water, and i am no duck so pass me the bottle and shut the fu** up))
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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:42 pm
((ROFL! Eh, I got nothing.))
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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:19 pm
When it's warm it tastes real crappy But cold beer will make me happy When I throw up on the floor I can go and drink some more They say beer will make me dumb It are go good with pizza Now that we have drunk some beer Let's go drive a car
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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:21 pm
((Alright lets get this baby flowin!))
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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:55 pm
Beings suddenly began popping into view around the giant Riser. Each being was unique--but they had enough in common with Jabezrien that they were clearly air elementals. Armada's brief confusion in loyalties had given Colin enough time to call his servants.
"What's going on?" "The Horned One..." "Our lord calls--" "He's back? I thought we were done with that!" "Eyey, didn't the mortals kill him?" "Eway, you're trying to get us killed!" "Yis, shut up about our lord! You remember what he's like!" The elementals burst into a sea of high-pitched little voices immediately upon arrival. Each had an opinion, but none of them had determined exactly what that opinion was. Apparently Jabezrien had not been unusual among his kind. They sounded like a preschool.
Though verbally they continued their rambling debate, bodily they each quickly flew into a seemingly prerehersed position. They began to make hand movements that looked more deliberate than an air elemental's usual spasmic gestures.
At the same time as the air elementals appeared, the ground under the extra Sun' Rai shuddered. It rippled and tore, and large... things climbed out. They looked like lumpy bulldogs, except four feet tall and made of dirt. They snarled sleepily, making a noise like two rocks grinding together, and began biting the extra Sun' Rais and climbing up each other, clearly attempting to drag the extras underground. Given the circumstances, it would not have been irresponsible to assume these were earth elementals.
Several dirt heads pushed up out of the sand garden to the side. They moaned a sleepy question to each other, then began to attempt the same swallow and pull strategy on Bola Bola. As Bola was still vaporous, this proved easier moaned than done.
A few earth elementals had also peeked up at the gods' audience. These too moaned at each other, but could not come to a decision. One sighed and swallowed Mrs. Enlil's foot. As her foot was stubbornly attached to her leg, it began to work its way up.
Colin's singing increased in pitch and the air nearest him began to glow.
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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:41 pm
FREEDOM!! Sweet glorious freedom! I am free! Bow to me, world! Mwahahahaha!! The weed, no longer confined by a dragon's rump, shot up to five feet in height. It was covered in vicious purple thorns. Yay! Yay! Hello, hello! The grass that had been under Ialo was also happy now. It flailed itself in greeting at the world. Most of the grass Luna had been on was likewise happy--now that she had moved, much less of it was being crushed. What was being crushed, however, had even more weight on it. The pain, the pain...! It struggled under her feet, trying to push her off.
I want to be your friend! A ragweed plant burst up and directly into Luna's face, releasing a yellow cloud like it was a mutated powderpuff. A rosebush uprooted itself and waddled towards the pair, wondering what was going on.
The first rabbit had returned with friends. They watched the one they sensed was a wolf from the shadows of the rapidly growing underbrush. The original rabbit was healing quickly and hardly looked decayed at all. The maggots had all been shifted to a new pouch that had grown on its back. If anyone had wanted to check, they would find that the pouch was constantly refilling itself with dead flesh for the maggots to eat. The rabbits all had a strange feeling that one of their number was different from the rest, but none of them could quite put a paw on which one.
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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:48 pm
"what are those things? hell hounds?" kai looked at the behemoth dogs curiously from his tree. he jumped down in front of Ike and Koy. "well what ever they are they are attacking the sun'rai so I don't mind em." he pulled his trench coat back on noticing the wear and tear of battle, with huge holes and even the sleeve being cut off from where dalia had cut him, and the sun'rai attacked him. "little b****" he mumbled as he burned his coat too ash, letting it be blow away in the wind. "why did you do that? it could have been repaired." "i dont have any use to repair it not to mention it will be kinda hard to repair rags." Ike reattached his claw to his arm, and moved his arm making sure it worked right. "o well, we have to get back to the fight soon ... but first ..." Ike sent a fire ball through the sun'rai leaving a hole where his chest used to be.
"well you guys don't have any real wounds, so I think were ready to go." she yawned a bit, and looked around seeing a rabbit dart across the small clearing they were in. "koy why are you here in the first place?, you kinda just appeared" "I'll tell you a bit later kai." she let the subject drop and looked back into the forest.
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