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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:41 pm
Edge gave her the people's eyebrow as he opened the box. "Woah. WOAH. Those are very pretty." Edge said with a smirk and shoved the box back into the Rated R Diva's arms. "But, I aint the criminal responsible for this. You are blaming the WRONG guy." Edge nodded. He looked at Orton. "Seriously, she is. They aint mine."
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:43 pm
"Hey man don't look at me I never send flowers I personally go up to the woman myself." Randy said putting his arms in the air
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:47 pm
"Yeah sure you didnt. Just like you didnt write this card either." Tamera took the flowers back but pushed the card into his hand. It read:
Dearest Tamera, I long for the days where I can admire your true beauty up close and personal, but until those days come I will continue to watch you from affar with nothing but affection
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:49 pm
"Sounds fruity." Randy said as he read it behind Edge's back.
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:50 pm
"Okay, Tamera, now you're being silly. I think after those negotiations last night, your head is a little woozy from hitting the headboard too much." Edge said with a laugh and a wink at Orton. He took the card, re-read it and then smirked. "Wow, this hella is something I would say. A year ago, when I was a p***y for Ms Keibler. Why would I, the Rated R Superstar, need to admire you from afar? And please? Dont you think I could think of a better word then... affection? Or beauty?" Edge threw the card in the box. "You need to learn to trust me, Tammy. I did not, in no way in hell write this note, send you these flowers, and I am not TRYING to get into your pants."
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:52 pm
Randy was counting with his fingers trying to remember what Edge was saying since he was talking of multiple topics at the same time.
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:55 pm
She snatched the note back and re-read it. While it was lovely it wasnt something she thought Edge would say. There were many things she knew he would say and none of those words on the card were them. "Alright if neither of you sent me this mushy crap then who did?"
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:57 pm
"Someone that likes to masturbate?" Randy suggested.
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:58 pm
Edge looked at Orton. "Ok, well you've only been here for... a day? So you dont have any friends, except us. And you have some enemies already... so its probably not these... STARS of whatever. I think we can rule Ms. McMahon's happy band of booty-callers, since they do have the biggest slut around them al lthe time..." Edge was listing off names but none came to mind of a possiblity. "Hey, I bet its one of these GWF guys." Edge said thoughtfully.
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:00 pm
"Nah it is probaly one of Stephanie's associates. I mean its Matt Hardy is in it." Orton said aprubtly
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:06 pm
"Heh heh, and I bet Kennedy's mouth can do a lot with that whole repeating thing." He said with a smirk. Edge then looked at Orton and then back at Tamera. "But again, dont rule out these GWFers. I remember, last year there was this one, Kurast I think, who actually had a crush on Stacy, while I was dating her. They dont get very much major league action, wrestling or otherwise..."
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:07 pm
Tamera was well aware of Stephanie and her little gang. It was the mention of this other federation that peaked Tamera's curiosity. "Wait...the GWF? Who are they?" Tamera hadnt been around for the previous invasion. She shifted the akward box in her arms.
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:08 pm
"What am I a history teacher?!" Edge asked with a high toned voice. "Okay, here we go. GWF, Glitch Wrestling Federation, was a failed attempt to take over the WWE last year. We shut them out at Survivor Series, and now they're back. Okay? They want some more, APARENTLY. King 2.0 can tell you more. He used to own the company."
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:09 pm
"Basically a nWo ripoff except with more stars." Randy said after Edge's lecture.
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:10 pm
"And slightly more talent." Edge said with a laugh, taking a shot at Kevin Nash.
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