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 Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:47 pm
*Suddenly, a big dog that just happened to be named Lassy comes strutting through the door way. It maraculously picks up both Blade and myself and begins to carry us out of the room, leaving a trail of blood and pudding behind both bodies. For an odd reason it appears to be following the nurse.*
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:17 pm
The nurse turns around, spying the dog and it's burdens.
"Son of a b***h," the nurse grumbles.
"Yes, actually," The dog mutters in the language of Cathuan'ul, lost city of the elder gods.
"Well... take them to someone who gives a damn," The nurse says, flipping the bird to the dog.
"But, they're your brothers!" The dog reveals dramatically, again in the language of Cathuan'ul.
"You realize that the language of Cathuan'ul just sounds like "bark bark", right?" The nurse says over his/her shoulder.
"Damn." The dog says, in plain English.
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:15 pm
*As Lassie contemplates his misshandling of the situation one of Chaos' arms falls and just so happens to turn on a radio that randomly on the floor beside him.*
*The radio announcer begins to speak.*
Alright ladies and gentalmen, now were going to play a song that will remind us all of a time when a dog carrying two bodies tried to tell us that those bodies were our brothers. Unfortunatley the dog's barks would forever be missinterprated as Timmy being stuck in the well. So sit back, relax and enjoy this meledy.
*The radio announcer shuts up and over the speakers "The Lumberjack Song" from Montey Python can be heard.*
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:22 pm
The nurse pulls out his/her headphones, "I'm sorry, what was that?"
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:00 pm
*Lifts his head*
WE'RE YOUR BROTHERS!!!!! COME ON!!!! EVEN LASSIE HERE IS YOUR BROTHER!!
*Takes a deep breath*
THERE!
*Exhales*
Well now that that's out in the open there is only one more question....What is Lassie doing with a gun?! eek
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:45 pm
"A startling revalation, to be sure," The nurse says, " But there's something you don't know... I'm not me..." The nurse pulls off a rubber mask, revealing the face of lassie the dog, "I'm Lassie!"
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:52 pm
But...but...if you're Lassie, then who's that?! *points at "Lassie with Gun"*
Lassie with Gun: So I've been found out, there's no reason to hide it now...
*The Lassie with the gun pulls off a mask to show that un-mistakeable face, the black hair the glasses, and the familiar red and white striped beanie hat.*
????: That's right, you've found Waldo!!!!
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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:51 am
[As 18 days have passed without a post, a new scene dawns]
Chaos has Amnesia.
Due to stroke of luck, Lash has become the ace report for Gaia 9 Action news.
Alamoria is recovering from the disaster aboard to the first flight to mars.
Blade is still nowhere to be found.
And you all have only 1 week to live.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:40 pm
*Doctor walks in* I'm afraid I have bad news, you have 1 week to live.
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:41 pm
What?! I have 1 week to live?!! Is that some kind of strange new disease?! Why didn't you tell me I had this disease?! Oh no! what if other people have it? I have to tell the world!!!!!
*Quickly gets out of his hospital bed and runs for the door. About half a foot away from the door he completely stops in his tracks.*
*He looks around franticly*
Where am I?! What am I doing here?! Who are you people?!!!! gonk
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:54 pm
The Nurse/Reporter smiles as (s)he is handed a memo.
"Looks like I've got a week to live," (S)he says, and pulls a magnum from a purse or messenger bag, "Screw that."
The janitors spend three weeks cleaning blood from the set, as the wheel of Samsara reincarnates the Nurse/Reporter into a premie baby.
Who has about a week to live.
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:13 pm
*M. Night Shyamalan pops out of a corner and says, "Vhat a tweest!" and then dissapears again*
Ah! Where's the twist?! Get it away from me! I want to live!!!! gonk
*Runs out of the door way and hides in a room that just so happens to belong to the newly born Lash*
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:53 pm
Sir this room is of limits, you'll have to leave or I'll have to feed you to Barnie or some other demented childhood character.
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:02 pm
*walks in with a bomb strapped to his chest* OH GOD, I WOKE UP LIKE THIS! HELP!
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:07 am
*pulls out a megaphone and calls into the room from outside* Don't do it, you have so much to live for!
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