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 Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:22 pm
Death T-2 san! 3nodding It's Mi-chan, Missheru! *waves*
"As it is, people have every right to be ugly, but you abuse the privilege."
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:28 pm
"I guess you're the walking proof that even God makes mistakes sometimes."
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:29 pm
"Pardon me, but I believe you've obviously mistaken me for someone who actually gives a damn."
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:31 pm
"Don't let your mind wander--we can't risk having something so tiny being let out on its own."
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:33 pm
"Ahh, yes, women adore you, practically chase after you. That is, did I mention every last one of them wielding machetes?"
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:36 pm
"I heard you spend your spare time chasing carriages and eating Alpo. Ah, and one more thing: your village called, they'd like their idiot back."
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:40 pm
"Let's play a simple round of 'horse' that I'm sure even a modern spitting image of Saint Bernard like you could get the hang of. I'll be the front end and you can be yourself."
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:42 pm
"When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll have no trouble telling them you tragically passed away by fit of chronic stupidity."
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:46 pm
"Listening to you talk here makes deafness a wonderful thing to look forward to."
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:50 pm
I've used this one before on a poor, unfortunate soul...
"I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Would it also happen to be sheer chance that you were conceived in a Wendy's parking lot?"
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:49 pm
XD Way to go, Mi-chan!
"As far as examples go, you are the example of a BAD example."
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:11 pm
Yay Death-T chan! blaugh
"Good Lord, I'll never forget the first time we met--although, I'll keep trying, traumatizing as it was." whee
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:20 pm
"It's amazing that statisticians aren't flocked around you 24/7."
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:27 pm
I used the first one below on a stupid freshman! Go seniors!
"Just stop talking. Your foot's embedded itself so far into your mouth that I'm positive it's starting to bulge out of your a**."
"Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't intellectually outclassed by dead sheep; if the chief excitement in your meaningless life wasn't spotting people who are fatter than you are, or if you didn't have a face that could be used as an alternative to a stomach pump. Nah, what am I saying? of course you would."
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:36 pm
"Any more 'useful' information from you and all the data will be gone."
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