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 Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 8:37 pm
If you were a Preacher I'd attend mass for the entertainment and humor of it all xd
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 8:45 pm
I would have to admit i would be kind of sarcastic and humorous, otherwise I would nap on my own mass :p
Wouldnt that be something funny? not that I have not seen it happen before, but I have to give it to the priest that he was a little old, so no real issue there.
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:26 am
IvesRountree Somewhere, very far from here, I am sure a goat is jumping to its oblivion from a high cliff, just because I said that, lol. I just hope it isn't my Goat named Cow gonk I miss Cow...
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:04 am
Do I sense a story here? do share the cow-goat story please :p
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:32 am
I used to work on a farm about 4 years ago, and because I got along with the owner of the farm so well I worked so hard he gave me a baby goat but since I live in the city I couldn't take her home so he kept her on his land.
See he had so many goats and the mothers give birth to at least 3-4 goats at a time so he had like 20 other baby goats running around, anyway he insisted I pick one and the one that caught my eye was a baby goat, she was a black and white Nubian and because she had black spot I named her Cow. :Xd kinda silly I know..
Anyway heres a picture to go along with my story. whee
I sure miss her, I had to quit the job due to health issues. Shes probably a mommy and has a bunch of little ones running around now.
Haha, that was back when I wore allblack all the time, Tripp pants and all xd
Anyways a full body picture of Cow
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:55 am
Great story, and indeed it looks like a cow, and its not silly at all!
All black all the time! that is one of my mottos :p but i have to be honest, it simplifies the process of dressing, I just need to know the level of formality of the situation and I am set :p
I am sure Cow has a lot of calves running around by now smile
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:10 am
I miss my goats. No one stole and ate hats as quickly as they did. crying They were gay goats, too. I let them outside every day in the spring to freak out the evangelist neighbors.
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:24 am
And did they freak a lot?
Gay hoats ? Ihad never thought about something like that.
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:18 pm
I have to say all this talk of hat eating and gay goats on the lawn is making me want to kill a dutch shoe.Yes there's a story behind it but I'm just not in the mood for story telling for the first time in my life.You can all thank the assholes who seem to think I'm some sort of tool for their ammusment. -grumbles and contemplates ruining some kids childhoods-
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:56 pm
Soryiu Plethora-of-Insanity What do you mean? its easy to tell if a guys got a average small or large sized.
Okay girls this is how you do it:
For women with an untrained eye: Can only tell by hugging a man closely, you can tell by the bulge (unless the mans a grower not a shower) So this method can be tricky.
For women with a trained eye: Can tell simply by looking at the crotch area of the pants. She can also tell if your a grower or a shower.
The second method takes a while to develop, not to mention a completely perverted mind. xd wow, and to think of all the fun i miss because I tuck mine downward....... crying Haha, Lolz! xd
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:18 am
IvesRountree And did they freak a lot? Gay hoats ? Ihad never thought about something like that.
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:36 am
I do know hundreds, if not thousands, of species show homosexuality, its easier to relate it to dogs, since its the animal we are used to seeing strays the most often, but what I meant is that I dont go around thinking about gay goats, its something that quite frankly I dont think would have ever crossed my mind had this thread didnt steer in that direction.
As for the neighbors, you have just taught me a great way of dealing with the annoying kind, although I find it hard to keep goats on a city, but the general idea was excellent, I will keep it on mind smile
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:54 am
Soryiu Plethora-of-Insanity What do you mean? its easy to tell if a guys got a average small or large sized.
Okay girls this is how you do it:
For women with an untrained eye: Can only tell by hugging a man closely, you can tell by the bulge (unless the mans a grower not a shower) So this method can be tricky.
For women with a trained eye: Can tell simply by looking at the crotch area of the pants. She can also tell if your a grower or a shower.
The second method takes a while to develop, not to mention a completely perverted mind. xd wow, and to think of all the fun i miss because I tuck mine downward....... crying  Well then stoppit. wink
Another way my friends and I figure out p***s size for fun, and as a joke, is to ask the ol' "what's your shoe size" q.
Of course, taking one's show size, multiplying it and adding on isn't accurate in the least, but, we can judge from their reactions as to a general guess to their number's size. xD"If your stomach feels weak my work here is DONE."
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Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:33 pm
I notice that whenever I ask a man straight forward the length and girth they usually add an extra 2-3 inches longer and a few cm to impress, but I don't think guys realize women know your lying your a** off once you drop those trousers xd rofl
Not to mention we can measure really well
I asked this guy once hes all
Guy: " I have a 11 inch c**k"
Me: " Really?" *Rolls eyes*
Guy: "No Really I do!"
Me: "Prove it" stare
Guy: (Eyes Widen and is agasp) "What?" :Shock:
Me: "No really, you say you have a 11 incher I want to see if you really do or not, or else I'll just assume your not man enough to stand by your word."
Guy: (Offended) Okay fine I'll show you! *Unzips pants and drops trousers*
Me: "...Your an Eight Goodbye" *Walks away*
Guy: "What!? Wait! no HEY!" gonk
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