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 Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:16 pm
I would like to go on record that TWO people told me to post this here:
Auradria Riddle Bitinged Auradria Riddle Bitinged Auradria Riddle Bitinged Auradria Riddle Bitinged Auradria Riddle Bitinged Auradria Riddle Bitinged Auradria Riddle Aww why not?! O_O OMG what are you and Ari talking bout ...Is it yaoi? whee LOL JK!!
Yep No.
3nodding
O_O I WANNA WATCH!!!
You would..
talk2hand
So if its not yaoi and I cannot watch what are you guys talking about?
Yaoi comics Totally manly, hetrosexual things.... xd
OMG I am so tottaly posting this in the funny convo's thread.
....Why do i talk to you?
gonk
^_^ cause I'm fun to talk to ^_^ however twisted if you tell me this secret this conversation never existed.
....I'll take my chances with the Yaoi surges..
talk2hand
...Aww man... ...*Runs away*
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 4:45 am
That never happened, she made it up.
ninja
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:39 am
Ash: *is sitting innocently in my room playing on the laptop while lounging on my bed and suddenly I hear explosions and massive gunfire on full volume blasting out of my little brother's room down the hall closely followed by the sounds of missiles launching and exploding* O_________O'''
Pat: OH COME OOONN!!!!! HOW IN THE HECK DOES SOMEONE SURVIVE A HEADSHOT FROM AN ANTITANK MISSILE LAUNCHEEEER?!?!?!?! scream scream scream
Ash: O-O'''''................................................*doesn't ask and continues playing quietly as the digital battle sounds continue*
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 10:29 pm
Ash: *is sitting in her parent's room on the huge bed next to her mom and randomly reaches over and scratches her mom's back to stop the ranting she had been doing over the comp. randomly shutting down*
Mom: Ahhhhhhh.......
Ash: Better?
Mom: Spine. *flips out the bottom of her nightgown*
Ash: *sighs and scratches mom's spine*
Mom: Aahhhhh...
Dad: *snorts* These are the moments you'll remember for all of time. Lounging in your parent's room in your underwear. xd
Mom: Yep! Everybody's in their undies!
Ash: Oh great. Yeah hey we're all in here man! Come on! Join us in this massive underwear fest! Drop your pants!
Dad: *laughs uncontrolably*
Mom: *stifles the giggles*
Ash: xd
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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Chaotic Rose Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 10:41 am
Ok so Kai and I drove to Taco Bell at like 10pm to get something to eat. I'm also babysitting my dad's chihuahua and we brought him along for the ride. Kai was holding him.
@ the drive thru.
Worker over intercom: Hi how're you doing?
Me: Fine, How are you?
Worker: good except *randomly mumbles before shutting off intercom*
I looked at Kai like what the hell just happened.
Worker: Let me know whenever your ready?
Me: I'm ready. I want a number 8 soft with a fruit punch and two extra crunchy tacos.
Worker: 2 hard or soft extra tacos?
I stared at the intercom.
Me: Hard
Worker: Ok will there be anything else for you this evening?
Me: Yes, I would like a Ranch Gordita box with a Baja Blast.
Worker: Will there be anything else for you this evening?
Me: Nope, that's it!
Worker: Ok, that'll be $11.99 please pull around.
So we do and get to the window.
Worker: That'll be $11.99. Awe hello puppy! It looks like from here he has red eyes. That's so cool. *he takes my money and turns towards the cash register as I turn to Kai and look at him like WTF, he then hands me my change and food*
Me: Thank you
Worker: Bye Bye puppy!
*we drive away*
Then Kai and I ask ourselves at the same time. Why do we always get the stoners when we come here.
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:12 pm
Cousin: *puts a hamster on your head*
Me: Nuh, random convos
Cousin: neh?
Me: *looks up at the hamster, summons a gramster and the hamster gets devoured*
Cousin: hey!
Me: >:3
Cousin: *effing mutilates the gramster and grabs the safely unmutilated hamster* >x> that's hamtaro
Me: *another gramster jumps out of my backpack* mother... these guys can really reproduce
Cousin: *has Hamtaro on my hand* er..why the ef do you have them?
Me: I had two... >.> they just keep popping up now... like friggin rabbits... *a grunny pops out of nowhere* Gyuh o.o
Dashia Raen Fortumello: 0.o ok
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:40 pm
Random school moment.
I'm in my computer class, two are girls are having an argument over a flash drive a few seats away, and the teacher is next to me helping the girl on one side of me, I sneeze.
Tori: Bless you.
Me: Thanks.
I sit there for a second, and aparently I make an odd face, the arguing girls are coming over to talk to the teacher.
Tori, seeing this: Whats wrong?
Me: I taste blood.
Tori, the teacher, and the girls look at me.
Me: ... I... mean... I think I bit my tongue...
((Tori is a friend that sits next to me in computer class)).
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Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:04 pm
this is a phone convo mom told me about between her and my older brother
Gloria = me
Dianna = my older sister
Chris = my older brother
Sabrina = my older brother's wife/ my sister in law
Mom = my mom (duh)
Chris: "WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME MY SISTER WAS PREGNANT?!?!?! scream
Mom: "Well Dianna thought she was pregnant but she's not."
Chris: I'm not talking about Dianna I'm talking about Gloria!"
Mom: Gloria's not pregnant... not that I know of anyway." confused *hears Sabrina laughing in the background*
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:35 pm
I had a random moment with my dad that I MUST share..
Me: *has spaz moment and starts dancing* I'm, too sexeh for mah sexe! Too sexy for mah sexeh!
Dad: Oh? Then what's this? *reaches out and pinches my side*
Me: Aahhh..*fail flinches and then slowly puts hand on the offended area* Yes. Well this.. this is where the sexy was too much to take, so there was sexy overflow. Right here is where it gathered as pudge.... it is.... excess sexy..
Dad: "Excess sexy"?..
Me: Yes. Excess sexy.. Now kiss it.
Dad: No thank you... o_O
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:50 pm
Me, my brother, and Chibi-chibi are playing SSBB.
Chibi-chibi hit my brother twords me as he tries to attack her.
Chibi-chibi: Here, you take him.
I swat him back.
Me: I don't want him, you keep him.
Chibi-chibi swats him back.
Chibi-chibi: No thanks, he's your brother.
I hit him back to her.
Me: Why would I want to have my brother when I can give him to you?
This proceeds for a short while.
Still playing.
Chibi-chibi, to me: How much of the guild did you read?
Me: Not much, someone said they were getting off gaia and told me to go away. *I glare at my brother*
Brother: Yeah.
Chibi-chibi: Just wanted to know if you saw the yaoi.
Me, quickly: Yaoi? What yaoi?
Chibi-chibi: It happened after the pie fight, with Bitie and your brother.
Me, starts to think, stares off into the distence: ... men covered in pie...
Chibi-chibi, laughs: No Bitie choked him.
Me, still thinking: ... men choking over men... covered in pie...
Chibi-chibi laughs, my brother does not.
Still playing.
I die in the game and my brother and Chibi-chibi both have three lives left.
Me, I get up to leave: I need ice-cream.
Chibi-chibi: Ooh ice-cream.
I go out and get the ice-cream, there isn't much left, I get three spoons and go back to the room.
Me: There wasn't enough to dirty three bowls for, plus I've always want to do the thing, like in the movies where the girls sit around and eat ice-cream.
Chibi-chibi looks at my brother and laughs.
Me: I know he's not a girl, but he's close enough to the real thing.
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:02 pm
That ping pong with your brother was the best!
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:34 pm
Auradria Riddle That ping pong with your brother was the best! I know, awesome!
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:36 pm
It's awesome how your bro walks right into these things.
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