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 Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:54 pm
I stare at your pants on the floor. Then stare at your body and pass out only to get run over by a Cement Truck.
I drop a Utility Knife.
@_Amber_Kohaku_Chii: Indeed, it has been a long time.
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Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:14 am
I pick up the utility knife and slit some random cars tires, then I run away laughing... Little did I know that was the ambulance that would have saved me after I tripped off the side of a bridge.... Damn...
I drop a nickel...
@Cobalt: Ya, I got really involved with the other guild I'm on... Oops...
So how are things?
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Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:46 pm
I'm walking down the street to the school for band practice and pick up a nickle. Cool! So I'm skipping to band practice and when I get there I show everyone my nickle... Unknown to me, one of the tubas has a money fetish and runs me over with the sousaphone case to get the nickle. And the tires from the ambulence are still slashed. Sucks for me... sad
I drop a reed protector.
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Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:47 pm
I pick up the reed protector but I get AIDS from the saliva on it and die.
I drop a 32" marching bass drum.
@_Amber_Kohaku_Chii: Well I'm still psychotic, you?
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 1:07 am
The bass drum falls on my head from a thousand feet in the air. I am knocked out then run over during a parade by three bands. The stomping of hundreds of feet pushing my flesh into the pavement assures my death.
I drop my flip-folder.
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:11 am
I pick up the flip-folder and start looking through it... Then I get shot by a mobster... Oops...
I drop the zipper pull off my jacket....
@Cobalt: About the same... Though now I'm in High School, unlike the last time I posted... It hasn't helped anything...
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 1:22 pm
the zipper pull somehow ends up in my taco and it chokes me.
i drop my taco shell cry
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 2:23 pm
It rains and your taco shell gets all mushy. Then the next day I slip on it and fall down a sewer and drown... Damn....
I drop a hockey puck.
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:54 pm
The hockey puck hits me in the head at 50 mph and I die.
I drop a Phillips Screwdriver.
@_Amber_Kohaku_Chii: It's HS. It's not meant to help anything just drive you crazy and present you with a bunch of hard life challenges. If you live through it without any permanent physical or mental scares, getting a STD, getting pregnant (or getting someone else pregnant), or getting hooked on any drugs or vices your doing ok. =D
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:29 pm
I pick up the screwdriver, and then fall, driving the screw driver into my eye and bleeding to death... Damn, that ambulance needs new tires...
I drop my biology book.
@Cobalt: Wow... A LOT of my friends aren't ok then... All my friend together get a 3/4 on that... I don't think anyone's gotten pregnant yet....
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:00 pm
The biology book falls on my head and breaks my neck.
I drop a pair of bolt cutters.
@_Amber_Kohaku_Chii: O_o......You have some messed up friends..... At that rate they will be doing good to make it out of HS alive.
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:37 pm
I choke on them...How the ******** did that happen?
I drop a messy tissue >_<
@Cobalt: XD They're not all Freshmen, though... My one friend has been smoking stuff since 7th grade before I knew him... Another is the same, only he is also and alcoholic... (Both of them are Freshman)... I know maybe three people who I believe to have been heavily effected by preppy nimrads and messed up parents... One friend has gotten into so many fights it's unbelievable... Dude, I have terrible influences for friends XD
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:26 pm
I sip on the messy tissue and slide down a hill until I am impaled on a field cultivator.
I drop a arc welder.
@_Amber_Kohaku_Chii: ...Like that is suposed to make me feel better? I revise my previous statement: At that rate they will be doing excellent to make it out of HS alive. You do know that the goal of HS is not to end up drunk/stoned and passed out in a gutter somewhere, right?
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Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 9:01 pm
I find an arc welder, and it just makes me spontaneously combust.
I drop my tickets to a Slipknot concert.
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Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:19 pm
I pick up the tickets and go to the Slipknot concert where I am promptly trampled to death in the mosh pit.
I drop a checkbook.
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