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 Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 4:45 pm
If you had recently salted your dog while wearing a SPEEDO in the pool.
Is the machine wet?
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:47 pm
Stick your finger in that light socket and find out.
Fly or drive?
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:24 pm
if you're a Parrot you may fly, but if you're a penguin you must drive.
if the sign says left and you make three rights have you still gone left????
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:33 pm
Only between 6 and 9 on a Sunday.
If two wrongs don't make a right, and three rights DO make a left, then where did that boulder come from? *points to boulder*
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:43 pm
that's not a boulder. If you saw the elephant that just passed, you would know that. *points to elephant*
if the sky is blue and the fish is striped, why does the bus driver wear sunglasses?
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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:14 pm
Yes.
How many petitions have passed on Gaia?
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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 4:12 pm
Too many... I don't know... yes, no, maybe!
At noon, what train passes my house?
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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 8:05 pm
The Toyota Express.
Are you egg headed?
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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:40 pm
If you are too.
How many ninjas doesn't it take to change a light bulb
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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:16 pm
That's what she asked.
How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:53 pm
Depends, if you roll for a dexterity save.
Who will win the presidential election?
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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:44 pm
Bob Dole.
Can you burp the ABCs?
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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 8:41 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 8:32 pm
That would be Shamoo.
Are you and yourself and Odd Couple?
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:08 pm
Technically, it'd be a polar opposite couple.
Who likes pinball?
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