Hauraunah
Kitana Coldfire
$250 = New shiny Xbox
$356 = Roundtrip to me
Guess which one he chooses. Just GUESS.
Well Kitana in all fairness, if he thinks like a guy who doesn't get laid, he's picking the Xbox cause he doesn't know any better.
Other than that, he's man enough to know an Xbox could never double as a v****a, no matter how a person supped it up. The Xbox is going to be sitting there watching him while he jacks off to the thoughts of hot canoodling with you.
Unless of course you mod your Xbox with some non-standard peripherals!
Imagine the possibilities! Cutsom made specialty controllers, the Leisure Suit Larry game, thick walls so the neighbors can't hear... Or hey! Stream Cinemax skinflicks via Netflix to your 360. That'd work too.
Cinemax Netflix Skinflicks. XXICKS. XXX? Ex Ex Icks? Did i just discover a secret of the universe?
Theres men in black suits in my front Lawn. One has what looks like a shiny silver cigar in his hand.
*FLASH*
I am Cyger. I am happy. I will stop going on the internet and playing videogames. There is no such thing as streamable porn to the Xbox 360-
*FLASH*
I am Cyger. I did not see anything. There were no men in black suits-
Oh for ******** sake J!*FLASH*
I am a fish. Blu blub.