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 Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:03 pm
Order 989223: Alwas, repeat, Alwas make sure you have ammo before attacking a droideka.
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:21 pm
Order 989222: let the Jedi handle the droideka.
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:39 pm
order 989224 biggrin on't missfire and kill the jedi instead of the droideka.
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:57 pm
Order 93825:Attack chainsaw-baonets to all blaster rifles.
"Reeve those chainsaw baonets boys, this is gonna get ugly."
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:59 pm
Order 635: Look at Boba Fett and wish you were that cool!
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 7:26 am
scream order 65: always remember to open the blast doors... the rebel scum get away all the time...
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:15 pm
Order# 2001: Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 2:35 pm
Order #300:Get ready to dine in hell tonight.
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:13 pm
Order #69: Avoid sexual position jokes.
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 11:12 pm
Order 300: At the top of your lungs scream "This is the Empire!!!" as you go into battle and try to kick a Persian into a large hole.
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 3:10 am
Order 299: Do not repeat order 300 when it was posted just two spots above you (Missing. I'm looking at you.)
Order 301: When Primative Backwater nobility demand Earth and Water, Instead, reveal to them how low upon the totem pole they are by introducing their primitive brains to Imperial mastery of Air and Fire. Initiate Mockingly low altitude capret bombings of their capital with Scimitar Bombers.
Order 302: Re-invest in bayonettes and readminister drills as to their use in the event the techological superiority of our weapons is again undermined by Primative natives.
Order 303: Don't let the Stormies watch 300. They might be tempted to try fighting in loincloths and cloaks as opposed to regulation armor.
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 12:06 pm
Order Infinite: Commit Suicide.
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 2:45 pm
Order Infinite Amendmant: Comit suicide only when it would advance the Schemes of the Emperor.
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 6:03 pm
Order 22/7: Rediscover Pi and the use of fractions, for using such knowledge may baffle and confound the rebels as well as make all Mind Probe powers of the Jedi useless, as instead of any top secret information from an Imperial officer, they'd receive mathematical equations to ponder on until they go insane.
Order i: Wonder why the Hell the imaginary number i is used for an order.
Order Infinite Loop: Re-read this order.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 7:06 pm
DA, you are a genius.
Order 25 or 6 to 4: Figure this one out.
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