Random funny convo's [Post in DOCUMENT style damnit]

[Auradria Riddle]

This just happend to day: I was at kila (Blazie) and her brothers (grass boy)place.

Her brother was picking on her (messing with her hair)
Blazie: Don't do that that is the one part of my body you can't touch!
Me: O.O *burst out laughing*
Blazie: thats not what I ment! *proceeds to shove my knees* (I had them up)
I then fall backwards onto her brothers movie tapes and games brakeing a movie case.
grass boy: NO MY MOVIES!!!!


For some reasion we all found this funny XDD  

[kilala2156]

Chibi-chibi is typing some stuff (see above) I'm playing with a fork, I start to comb my hair with it like The Little Mermaid, I don't relize I'm doing so at first.
Chibi-chibi is almost done I snap back to reality: ... I'm combing my hair with a fork.
Chibi-chibi: Um... wow are you Ariel now.
Me: No, I'm just weird, and the stupid thing is :grabs a brush that was right there: this brush is here.

Me, my brother, and Chibi-chibi are all talking with each other.
Me: Random trivia, iron maidens were used as torture devices during the Salem witch trials, but they were not ment to kill them, only meant to make them suffer, unless you were really small.
Chibi-chibi gets an upset expression.
Brother: So what what you saying is Chibi-chibi would be dead.
Me: No I mean really small people.
Brother: Exactly.
I give an annoyed sigh.


RP moment.
Every member of the group has to knock a werewolf down as a part of there a test, its Chibi-chibi's turn, she keeps evading his attacts, finally he grapples her from behind, she can't break free.
Werewolf: Not so fast now, huh.
Johnny, who had been insisting we do this in every battle: Kick him where it really hurts!
Chibi-chibi is now desperate enough to do so, and does.
The werewolf howls very loudly and collapses to the ground, blood is coming from his pants.
Me: That poor, poor man.
(It should be noted that Chibi-chibi had cast a spell on herself so she would be more powerful, so that was twice as damaging as it should have been.)  

[kilala2156]

RP moment

When the group had started to turn into mages Marthos got an idea.
Marthos: Dude, you know what would be awesome, if we could combined all the different kinds of magic in one, we could make one totally awesome super being.
Me: Yeah, it would be just like Captain Planet, only it would be magic... and you know not completely lame.
Ian: Though once the "totally awesome super being" was completed you'd probably realize 'oh crap this probably wasn't such a great idea.'
Marthos: Oh crap, you're right, no one do that, no one.  

[kilala2156]

Lots of RP stuff.

Me and another member of our group can have prophetic dreams. (werewolf power)
Joe's dream was about an up coming vampire war, our group would be leading our army,the war would leave both sides diminished in numbers and very weak, letting another army of vampires from London (an army that's reason for coming was completely our fault really) to come in and destroy us all. This dream left Joe a bit nervous.
My dream was more symbolic, the new vampire prince Liam was shaking hands with a vampire who was our enemy, after this Liam walks behind him takes out a knife and stabs him with it, then he and Ian smile and walk away together. This just left me confused.
The next night we tell them about the dreams.
Ian: Okay, I thank I should tell Laim about this.
Ian goes to leave, I get worried about my dream.
Me: Wait why! Don't let him met the other vampire guy... or at the very least don't give him anything pointy!


The members of the group who are vampires are going to be put in a magic time bubble so that we could do some research on some enemy organization and some other stuff, on the out side it would be 6 hours on the inside it was 400 years. (we had alot of books to read)
We discovered that 400 years was far to long due to the fact that we all managed to read all the books in about less then 100 years, so during the rest of the time we had to find ways to entertain ourselves.
The other members of our team that were outside the bubble were watching us. which made it look like they were watching us for about 400 year in slow motion.
Johnny: Hey I got an Idea
Johnny, stands completely still for about a year, on the outside it looks like he apears for about a second.
Ian: Dude, that's just wasting time, we can just make a cardboard cut out of you we have plenty of time.
Johnny: You're right, awesome.
Johnny gets to work on a cardboard cutout and places it there without moving it.

Once we get really bored we start to send notes out for random things, I ask for some paint.
Curley goes and gets some of all colors, and is about to put them in.
Chibi-chibi: Wait, she said she wanted paint, she didn't say she wanted the bucket they come in.
They smile evily and begin to toss the paint in not realizing that due to the fact that they move so slow compared to us that we know its coming and had moved from that spot long before it get there.

One of our group members got us a baril of blood, at that point our blood potency was so high we could drink only vampire blood.
Johnny desides to inform him of this in the simplest way he knew how, by throwing all the blood out of the time bubble, then throwing the metal baril that it came in after it, hitting Joes head, it kinda hurt.
Johnny: We can't drink that.

During the time in the bubble the boys, Ian, Johnny, and my brother, were testing a power for which you have to go crazy and torture people, though going through with it was technically a berayal against their couvent.
Ian: Okay I need you to to hold him down so I can test this.
Me an Johnny hold my brother down, much to his dismay.
My brother makes a girly squeal: Wait no, way me!
He is not listened to.


After we leave the bubble Ian and Johnny go to met Liam, he wasn't happy about the betrayal thing.
Laim: Have you come to stab me in the back again?
Me: ... oh now I get the metaphor!
Everyone looks at me and laughs.
Ian: Finally.
Me: Only took 400 years.

Me and Joe have to go back to the werewolf army to convence them to help us, I sadly suck with words, so it's not going well.
Werewolf guy, now very confused: So you saying, that there's a powerful evil mage and that he could be after our magical artifect that fuels our army, and he is leading his own vampire army, and that you have your own vampire army that your bringing to the table.
Me: Yes, that's a much better summory then what we said.
Werewolf guy: Okay are you just making this up as you go along?
Me: No, it really is to stupid to make up.

After the conversation, and blabbing about things we really shouldn't have Joe now had to summon a very powerful werewolf god (Death Wolf). I plan to stay but the werewolf guy starts to take me away for the summon.
Werewolf guy: We should leave him here just in case Death Wolf desides to kill anything in a 10 mile radies.
I remember something from the 400 years in the bubble about a journal about a person who tracked Death Wolf down, and how the she step on someone, I panic again.
Me: No wait you'll be stepped on!
I'm dragged away, Joe summonds the god, she turns out to be a 30 foot tall wolf.
Joe: So thats what she ment by being stepped on  

[Aileeya]

So, my husband is dropping kids off at school, and Katie, our youngest is lamenting having to pay attention to a "boring speech" by the President...she asked if she HAD to listen:

Dad: Of course you have to pay attention.

Katie: Why do we have to have a President of the World anyway?

Dad: ?? He's not President of the World honey--he's President of the United States, which is only one country out of many many countries.

Katie: WHY do I have to listen?

Dad: You have to listen to show that you are a good student, and a good citizen!

Katie: Well, why did they have to elect someone who they didn't really know anything about any way or what he'd really do.

Dad: Why, honey, that's not what happened! ....er....well...? exclaim rofl

It had been time for her to go into the school anyway, so he didn't HAVE to come back with a response, but by the time he'd gotten to work, he'd decided she had been right!  

[kilala2156]

Okay lots of stuff from RP.

Marthos hadn't finished his test for becoming a werewolf, me and another random werewolf are going to help him fight four enemy werewolves, they run at first sight of us, I use my vampire powers to catch up to them I wound up doing the most damage.
Me: Could you try to catch up to one, this is your test?
Catches up and starts to fight with one.
Marthos: Yeah, yeah I got one.
Marthos has a boxing marit which he uses in his werewolf form, this makes a very powerful attack, our game master definds the result as Marthos thrusting his hand through his chest and tearing out the werewolfs heart, needless to say he died.
Marthos: Ha, ha! Take that... wait I have his heart sweet!
He eats the heart, he's not aware of the fact that this is sin in the eyes of werewolfs, the random werewolf we brought with use goes nuts and attacks him, we run and hide.
Me: That was a werewolf sin stupid.
Marthos: My bad, I didn't know.

We come back to the werewolf village to find that Joe has been turned into a vampire by a werewolf god (it's really complicated) and has be given a gift that turns others into vampires after death (again complicated) while at the same time Marthos has a new werewolf psycoses, he has to mark people he meets with his blood, because of the sin thing.
The person who sent us to do the test (who shall be called Werewolf guy) comes up to use.
Werewolf guy: So how did it go?
Marthos, who is enjoying the psycoses bites his thumb, marks his forehead with his blood: I know you.
Werewolf guy, wipes the blood off: What the heck, what was that all about?
Marthos repeats his action: I know you.
Werewolf guy, kinda creeped out, wipes the blood off again: Okay, about the test.
Marthos tries to mark him again I stop him.
Me: The enemy pack is dead.
Werewolf guy: Good... try to do something about him.
I glare at Marthos: Will do.
The he walks alway Marthos looks at me and marks me with blood: I know you.

I have to help Marthos with the sin thing, I have the idea thanks to Ian, I'm dragging Marthos to a random vacant tent. (what I have to do is a vampire thing and kinda weird) Joe walks up now a vampire.
Joe: Hey guys, do I look different to you?
Me: Yeah, yeah you're a vamp now, I know. I have to do the sin eating thing on Marthos before he starts driving people crazy.
Marthos marks Joe: I know you.
Joe, looks at me: Um...
Me: See?
I drag him into a tent and inform him of a way to deminish sin and rise morality, it can only be proformed by vampires but I have to bite his heart and suck out his sin, thus the name sin eating.
Marthos: You have to bite my heart? Ouch.
Me: Don't be a baby, you're a werewolf, you heal fast.
Thus begins an annoying and time consuming process of eating his sins.

One of our player (Johnny) had an old character, who went off to train under King Arthur (who is a vampire in this), we call him Bird Man Bob (we don't know his real name), we went off to find him to see if he'd help with the war, our game master played his part.
He meets the new members of the team.
Joe: Hi, I'm Joe.
Bob, shakes his hand: My name's John.
Johnny: Hi there, I'm Johnny nice to meet you.
Bob, shakes his hand also: I'm Frank.
Everyone laughs at this.
Johnny: That's just like him, he'd lie straight to your face, even if he knew you knew he was lying.

We tell Bob about the war an way its happening.
Bob: ... you killed the prince?
My brother: Twice and the sheirf is gone.
Bob: What?! The sheirf is gone?! How!?!
Ian: Diableriesed. (meaning eating a persons soul)
Bob: By who!?!
I rise my hand with a proud smile: And we took out the rest Invictus.
Ian: We split them up between all the other Dragons.
Bob: You've got be kidding, everone but me, after I've been waiting so long! (he was the first to want to diableries someone but he never had a chance, after he left we started to do it very frequently.)

My brother had an old character (George? His characters die alot, so it's pointless to learn there names.) who trained with King Arthur also, he was told to watch us as he and our time mage went off to use magic to wake Arthur, we were told to stay put and behave, we don't like to listen.
Max and George don't really like each other, this causes problems.
Max: This is boring.
Geoge: Just sit there, or else you'll have to deal this me.
Max: I'm so scared.
George glares at him, then he pulls out his sword and throws it on the table: ******** yourself with that. (he's using dominate, it forces the person he make eye contact with to do what ever he says, if the person fails to resised).
Of coure Max does fail: Ow.
I try to use a power that lets my soul leave my body so it can wonder freely, I succeed, it looks like I passedout for no appaerent reason.
George thinks he did it: Ha, see fear my power.
Ian: Um, she does that on occasion.
George: ... oh.
Johnny puts his crossbow to my head: Wake up.
I quickly go back into my body.  

[Auradria Riddle]

I was ...somehow chating with both Bite and Ari I was posting each others comments to them Bitey on gaia and Ari on AIM and this was the outcome (Rose and I both found this convo golden):

Tessi Kido (1:11:35 PM): *Ackem* Bitey would like to know why you wanna torure him.. ^_^
LordArionis (1:12:15 PM): Cause he won't tell me why he's blushing, even if I DO know the answer already. xD
Tessi Kido (1:20:16 PM): thought you may like to know
I didn't blush..

You don't have any proof.

Tessi Kido (1:20:26 PM): in biteys words
LordArionis (1:20:30 PM): Lies.
Tessi Kido (1:24:58 PM): ...wait >.> why am I mediating between you and Bitey?...
Ewwwww
Tessi Kido (1:32:19 PM): oh and from bite: "I'm sure he knows why..He just wants me to say it in public and make me blush even more... "
Tessi Kido (1:34:36 PM): and theres your proof by the way.
LordArionis (1:40:30 PM): And ha, I knew I had proof. >83
Tessi Kido (1:42:48 PM): ^_^ your welcome.
LordArionis (1:43:16 PM): *nods, gives string cheese*
Tessi Kido (1:43:59 PM): EEE!! *bounces like a kid* YEA!!! *grabbs cheese and starts to eat it*
LordArionis (1:43:59 PM): Tell him to log on LIVE later tonight, and we'll play "I made a game with zombies in it" and "Lost Planet 2" (Demos only, I'm poor)
Tessi Kido (1:55:48 PM): ...Aww ...
Bitey: ...I know how you feel, i connot play either. My connection is terrible..
I would not be online more than 5 minutes before i get disconnected.
So sorry Mr. Chambers, i can't...
LordArionis (1:58:02 PM): He's avoiding me and I know. I'll get my child support, damnit! >8o
LordArionis (1:58:12 PM): xD
Tessi Kido (2:03:54 PM): ... bity: "Fine..I will prove it to him.
D:<
What time will he be online?.."
Tessi Kido (2:07:41 PM): *points to above question* did you answer him?
LordArionis (2:08:11 PM): I didn't see it.
LordArionis (2:08:24 PM): I was about to log on in about 15 minutes, actually. xD

^__^ We thought the child support comment was the bestest!!  

[TheWildLeon]

This happened at school when I wasn't around. A couple of my friends were chatting it up about something, and... well...

Will: You're mom *saying it to Kosbrl*
Kosbrl: With me!

>.>  

[kilala2156]

I now officially have some stupid school moments that for some reason I feel like sharing.

First day of school
I go to a school where every room is on one floor, this makes the whole school like a maze and makes it almost impossible to figure out where you're going or where you are.
I've been searching for my home for about 7 minutes because I'm to stubborn to admit I need help, I finally give up and ask someone where the room is.
Me: Sir, can you tell me where room 403 is?
The man thinks for a moment, then points me in a direction: Yeah, I think it's that way.
I go the way he told me but I end up I the 300's, after that I get annoyed enough to ask someone else.
Me: Can you help me find room 403?
She points me back the way I was before.
Me, getting annoyed: But I just came from there, and another teacher told me to come this way.
The woman: Yeah, I know, none of the new teachers know their way around here just yet, we're just giving our best guess so far.
Me, really annoyed but doing my best to hind it: Splendid, just what I need.

I find my way through the school till my 5th hour, after the first two minutes I choose not to be stuborn this time and just ask the first teacher I see and pray that they know where to go.
Me: Sir, do you know where 111 is?
The man: Why yes I do.
Me: Great, where?
The man points above the door way: Right in frunt of you.
Me: ... wow, I am not observant today.

Second day of school
I'm still getting use to the halls, there for I'm still getting lost, I thought I went the wrong way so I turn a corner, I relize I was going the right way and whined up making it more complicated then it should have been to get back to the place I turned.
Me: Oh my god, I think I actually went around in a circles.
Some other girl looking around confused, and clearly as lost as me: I know, I did to, I have no idea where I am anymore.

5th hour yet again, the teacher is telling us the difference between charts and graphs, sadly no on knows the difference.
Teacher, putting up an image: Okay, now this is a bar graph can anyone tell me why?
A boy, who I'm pretty sure was making a joke: It have number!
Teacher: Yes it does, but that's not the reason.
A girl, I'm not really sure about her: It has bars!
The teacher chooses to just tell us the answer, and tries to prove that you can put the same infermation on a pie chart and it get the same results.
Teacher: See they're the same.
The girl again: No they're not, the other one had bars, this ones a circle!

Third day of school
One of my friends is looking at a piece of paper, I get curius.
Me: What's that, you already have homework or something?
Dwarf-chan: No, it's a map of the school's hallways.
Me: ... there are maps of the school hallways...
Dwarf-chan: Yeah.
Me: How long have you known about this.
Dwarf-chan: I got it at orintation, you can get one in the main office though.
Me: So... you knew about this... yet you just let me sit here and whine about the fact I keep getting lost...
Dwarf-chan: ... I guess I didn't think of that, my bad.