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 Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:54 am
You....you....You made me meet my mother-in-law(your mother) and she's a horrible person that was trying to break up our marriage. I guess she succeded. HOW COULD YOU???
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:51 am
ohmygodohmygod.... the first few months were PERFECT!! and when you asked me to marry you i was absolutly thrilled!! BUT *SOB!* right when i walked out of the room in my dropdead gorgeous wedding dress... you.. you... WEREN'T WAERING ANY SHOES!!! ahhhh! you KNEW that i had a phobia where i was afraid of male feet.. you KNEW! b-but you DIDN'T CARE!! AHHHH!! *sob!*
((omg so random, hahahha))
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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:32 am
I think the trouble began when we moved into a house with no aviary. Unlike our cramped apartment that had one on the roof, our house was strangely lacking that necessity.
Truthfully, finding feathers in the fridge didn't bother me. Getting ninja-pecked in the eye upon entering my own house even took on that funny gloss of routine.
It was when the owl took a dump in my 1st edition copy of The Hobbit.
Apparently, my ex-wife didn't share the notion of vengeance with me.
Don't know why, though. I make a meeean owl casserole.
((Haha. Tried to be as random as you. Faaaail. smile ))
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Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 4:53 am
It must have been when the drugs wore off because there is no way I would ever be married to anyone talk2hand
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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:35 pm
The drugs I was giving her wore off and she didn't want me anymore. crying
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