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Mr.Freeze : "Hahaha Batman. Feel the pain of Freeze!!!"
Batman : "F*ck my balls feel like they are freezing off!!!!"

Posion Ivy : "Hey Batman! Want to taste my lips!"
Batman : "Mmm oh baby yeah.."
Robin : "She is mine!!!" Pushes Batman.
Posion Ivy : "Boys you can both have sex with me at the sametime!"

Batman : "So like Catwoman... are we dating?"
Catwoman : "Meow..."
Batman : "Is that a yes?"

"Batman is not gay! When he is giving it to Robin from behind he is thinking of Catwoman or Batgirl!!!"

And what about Batgirl... is she alfreds family for real? And if so then has batman tapped that?

"Batman! Penguin has escaped from the prison again!"
"Don't worry about it Robin... he'll go home and have sex with his penguin wife and relax the night. He do stuff tomorrow. Until then we'll leave him alone."

"Batman! Riddler has escaped from the prison again!"
"Don't worry Robin. In less then an hour he'll send me a letter telling me where he is in a Riddle! Until then we'll wait."

"Batman! Posion Ivy has escaped from the Prison again!"
"Do not worry Robin. She is most likely tending to her plants first and making stuff to posion or kill us."

"Batman! Mr.Freeze has Escaped from Prison again!"
"Do now worry Robin. He is going to have to get Diamonds so that he can use his suit and live."

"Batman! Joker has escaped from prison again!"
"God F*cking damn it! What the hell is wrong with the cops in this mother F*cking town? Can't they keep anyone in prison?"

"Batman!"
"Who is there!!!"
"My name is Bob but you can call me the Tax Collector!"
"Oh my God! Another Evil Villian!"
"No No Batman. You haven't paid your taxes in almost 20 years!. Thats agenst the law."
"Take this you evil villian!" Punchs the 'Tax Collector' in the face.
"The hell! I am only doing my job! The goverment needs to know who you are. We need you Tax returns!"
"Evil is not a job!" Batman his him in the stomach.
"Please listen to me! I just need your Tax return!"
"All your getting is a Knuckle Sandwich!" Batman his him in the face again.
"Why... are you hitting me!"
"Your Evil!" Batman hits him and the 'Tax Collector' falls on the ground.
"Please Stop... I don't need your taxes anymore.... just stop hitting me... I have a family."
"You should have thought of that before you started to become EVIL!!!!" Batman stomps the 'Tax Collector' for about five mintues then just stops and walks away.

After the beating Bob, The Tax Collector, waited until Batman was gone. He waited almost 30 mintues before he moved. The beating had scared him and what was worse was he was once a Batman fan. Those thoughts of his role model beating him up made Bob cry. He cryed for hours. He cryed has he limped to his car. He cryed as he drive home. He sat in his drive way for three hours just sitting in his car crying. Finaly his wife noticed the car out there and wenty to see what was wrong. Bob cryed for another 2 hours with his wife. She understood. She helped him inside when bob was ready and washed him up. The next morning she offered to call in sick for him but he told her no. He had to go to work. He wouldn't let Batman stop him from living. She helped him dress and we went to work. When he got to work everyone looked at him. His face was bruised and he still have a limp. His co-workers saw this but none of them wanted to say anything. Finaly one of them told the boss and the boss went to Bob to ask what was wrong. Bob informed his Boss about what had happined. His boss was shocked. Batman had been around for 20 years. His case file had been open for that long. No one wanted to go ask batman for the Tax money because he was a hero but the head office was cracking down on old case files and Batmans was one of the oldest. Bob had offered to go do that case file because Batman was his role model. To hear words of hate come out of Bobs mouth about Batman was shocking. His Boss asked if Bob wanted to take the day off but Bob said no. He then went to his office and called the F.B.I. He knew that this wasn't going to be easy nor was it going to be nice. Bob's boss informed the F.B.I about Batman's case file and that he had beaten up one of his workers when he went to get the money. For the next few weeks Batman was fallowed. He was watched. They found out everything about him. They found out... Batman was Bruce Wayne. Now that they knew he was Bruce Wayne they looked into his old Tax returns and found out that he had been lying about a lot of things. One day when Bruce was at a Party they attacked. They arrested Bruce Wayne and sent him to jail. He did 25 years for Tax fraud and Assult.
Bruce Wayne cummited Suicide shortly after leaving prison and finding out everything had been taken. His house was owned by Batgirl that changed her name to CatGirl and join forces with CatWoman.
Robin had takin on the name Batman even tho everyone had told him that was not a smart idea. He then became a male striper. The owner of the place always introuduce him as Robin, the Boy wonder, but one day Robin Screamed out 'I am Batman!' people throw things at him and he was kicked out the back door. There had been people waiting for him back there and they beat him up until he was dead.
Alfred had died a few years after Batman had gone into prison because of old age. And everything dealing with Batman had been banned.
This is his Story.... unless Marvel buys him out and makes him F*cking better!!! *smiles*

"Batman you have Cancer"
"Great Scout!"

"Nananananana Batman Batman batman"
"Robin did you say my... dear lord.."
"Don't look at me!!!"
"It's so small..."