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 Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:45 am
A quote from one of my favorite sci-fi comics:
"At 8 months of age, I made my first high-powered telescope by cannibalizing a video camera and an Atari 2600 (not like anyone was going to miss it). And my studies have concluded that extraterrestrials exist...and they're generally a bunch of jerk-offs. Alien visitation to Earth falls into two categories. One: The National Geographic Special. These are camera crews who come to Earth to film us in our natural habitat.
And Two: The intergalactic equivalent of cow-tipping. It's predominately drunken alien frat-boys mutilating cattle, flying in observed airspace, and a**l probing. But there are exceptions to these two categories..."
--Barry Ween, Boy Genius. mrgreen
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:01 am
from one of the Malazan Books
"They don’t listen to me! I’m supposed to be their God, why won’t they listen to me?
Maybe they’re waiting for you to say the right thing.
Like what?
Well, whatever it is they want to hear, of course."
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 7:38 pm
"what i love i destroy what i destroy i love" rand al'thor the wheel of time
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:17 pm
"Beyond the reach of human range. A drop of Hell a touch of strange."
~Stephen King~ The Gunslinger
"....first impressions are often entirely wrong."
~Lemony Snicket~ The Bad Beginning
Two of my absolute favorite authors!!
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:46 pm
" And the so lion fell in love with lamb"
"What a stupid lamb" " What a sick masochistic lion"
-Edward Cullen and Bella Swan
-Twilight-
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:30 pm
"And so the lion...." Really, now....
-LD
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:00 am
"What's the use of a bunch of books you've already read?"
-Someone Comes to Town Someone Leaves Town.
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:50 pm
From The Bartimaeus Trilogy: Ptolemy's Gate:
"Do you remember how we parted?"
"No."
"You set light to me, old friend. Struck a match and left me burning in a copse."
"That's a gesture of endearment in some cultures. Some hug, some kiss, some set each other on fire in small patches of woodland..."
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:23 pm
Twilight - Stephenie Meyer
"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb."
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:41 pm
That one's already been mentioned, Rainz.
-LD
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 12:10 pm
Remember my friends, do not live through a seige.
----Dassem Ultor
Book three of the malazan boook of the fallen: Memories of Ice
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:10 am
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:52 am
"He kissed her killed her he dumped her body in the river" Ender's Shadow
"Don't worry the lovers will suffer Lovers always suffer" Gallilee
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:49 am
"I have always been more curious than wise. Yet any wisdom I have ever gained has come from being curious, so I have never learned to turn away from it."
from my favourite character the fool from Robin Hobb's the tawny man trilogy...or farseer, I cant recall now....
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:05 am
"Sp long, and thanks for all the fish"
~H2G2
" 'Stop checking out my a**!'
'I'm not. You have no a**.'
'Pfft. I so do too. You're just jealous.'"
~From a friend's original story...I just thought it was too funny to not share...
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