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 Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:41 pm
Meg: Mom, Dad--am I ugly?
Lois: Oh of course not sweetie!
Peter: Yeah, where'd you get a stupid idea like that?
Meg: Craig Hoffman.
Peter: Crai....Craig Hoffman said that? Well, he's a sharp kid. You might be ugly.
(Meg runs out crying)
and my favorite
Next Ep.=North by North Quahog
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Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:14 am
Peter: Everybody I've got bad news. We've been cancelled.
Lois: Oh no Peter! How could they do that?
Peter: Well unfortuantely Lois, there's just no more room on the schedule. We just gotta accept the fact that FOX has to make room for terrific shows like Dark Angel, Titus, Undeclared, Action, That 80's Show, Wonder Falls, Fast Lane, Andy Richter Controls The Universe, Skin, Girl's Club, Cracking Up, The Pitts, Firefly, Get Real, Freaky Links, Wanda At Large, Costello, The Lone Gunman, A Minute with Stan Hooper, Normal Ohio, Pasadena, Harsh Realm, Keen Eddy, The Street, American Embassy, Cedric The Entertainer, The Tick, Louie, And Greg The Bunny....
Lois: Is there no hope?
Peter: Well I suppose if ALL those shows go down the tubes we might have a shot.
Next Episode: Love Thy Trophy
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 2:47 pm
Lois: It's geat they picked your theme, but isn't it a little esoteric?
Peter: Esoteric?
(Zoom in to the guys in Peter's brain)
Guy1: Could it mean sexy?
Guy2: I think it's a science term.
Guy3: Fellas, fellas! Esoteric means delicious!
(back to the real world)
Peter: Lois, "Who's the Boss" is not a food.
Brian: Swing and a miss.
Next episode: From Method to Madness
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:06 am
*side note it just happened to be on tonight* xp
After the scene where Stewie was blowing in the French Horn, its the end of the day parents picking up kids
Stewie: So Olivia beautiful day.
Olivia: Are you going to fart again?
Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total b***h
Next Epsiode: Dammit Janet
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 8:19 pm
Peter: Wait, wait, wait, wait a second. You're tellin' me that I came all the way to Kentucky to get some of your fried chicken, and the Colonel isn't even workin' today?!?
Next Episode: Untitled Griffin History
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:30 pm
Quote
(After the not-guilty verdict was read)
Peter: What, how'd they win?
Judge: Well Mr. Griffin what did you expect, they have 100 lawyers. And you tried to bribe me with a subscription to Grape Soda Today which I already have!
Next episode: Back to the Woods
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Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:40 am
Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over
next: my fav peter on crack
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 2:23 pm
I think I know what you mean:
Brian: Peter, what are you doing?!
Peter: Crack.
Brian: What the ****?!
Peter: Hey, atleast I'm not drinking, Brian.
Umm...Next: Death Has a Shadow!
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 1:08 pm
Peter: (To the kids) Not a word to your mother about my getting canned.
Lois: What?
Peter: Nothing. Ooh, the lost-my-job smells great!
Lois: Excuse me?
Peter: Uh...Meg, honey, could you please pass the fired-my-a**-for-negligence?
Lois: Peter, are you feeling okay?
Peter: What are you talking about, Lois? I feel great. I haven't got a job in the world!
Next Episode... how about.... A Hero Sits Next Door
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 8:13 am
from "don't make me over":
inmate # 1: Wow who is that?
inmate # 2: I don't know, wow, I could strangle her all night! wow, that isn't healtly, but you kowthat is the first place I would go to.
next episode-the cleavland-lorreta-quagmire
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Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 5:37 pm
Stewie (to Cleveland): Can I...Can I touch your hair? I'm gonna do it...I'm gonna touch it. Ooohoohoo it's like a sheep.
Next=When You Wish Upon A Weinstein
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