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 Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:34 am
Ian,
Sorry about putting so much preassure on your shoulders, but it really isn't my fault! If you hadn't taken over the rebellion you proabably would have gotten into drugs and gangs or something. Not cool things. And the rebellion would have died which means the corporations would have cleaned the entire city out anyway. So, in essence, you're an essential part in the way society works in Indigo, and you should be thankful and stop being such a tight a**. You only have one life to live! Or maybe you have more...but that's not the point!
Oh and sorry about not giving you the best equiptment out there. It wouldn't have made much sense if you could just get a hold of working computers would it? Of course it wouldn't.
Love,
Aello
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Whoever the hell you are;
Yeah. Keep kidding yourself. I hope you burn for shoving me in this apocolyptic hell hole, under equiping me, under staffing me, and expecting me to give a damn about society. Half of the people working under me are much more capable then I am to lead, so make one of them do it.
And also, if another one of my agents ends up pregant, I swear I'll quit. I'm never hiring another woman again.
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 5:27 pm
Dear Tenshi and All Other Muses of Writing,
I may love you a lot as characters, but for now, I HATE YOU.
Make me panic and act as if I have PMS when I really don't? Well now I'm angry, and you aren't doing a good job of giving me much of an idea of where to go. Well, maybe I procrastinate a little, and it's my fault I'm not yet at 10,000 words because I wasn't able to sit down long enough to be able to properly think and write something for the right story. Namely, I worked on other stories because they needed to be updated and I was at a good mark (for last week, not this week)
Tenshi, you're a sweetheart, even if most people could fairly say that you're a good representation of all things evil (even when you're meant to be a good character) Even the online quizzes say you tend to show lust, and can be full of wrath towards anybody who isn't well, the main character. I love you, okay? Just don't bash my head in for ignoring you for a while.
I do hope that you're doing all right, even though I'm putting you through virtually hell. Remember, you have to hang strong. After all, things are pretty much going to fall apart if you don't.
Oh yes, I swear all the tragedy is going to stop soon. Nobody's going to die, okay? At least.... I think....
Dearest lurffles and a little hate as well,
Kyoka
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Well, Miss Kyoka,
I don't know who exactly you are, but can you tell me this, why is it that you know this much about me?
I do wish you good luck, but before I give my farewell, I must say something....
I get the strangest feeling that you're the reason everyone is suffering.
So I'll tell you now; if you so much as even touch Fuji once more, I'll wring your *pretty* little neck. Get it? Got it? Good.
-Tenshi.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:15 am
Dear Akimi.
Hello!! I hope you get this letter soon Akimi. I have a few things to say.
First, Enjoy your time with Estella. You won't get to hang with her for a while, so get in as much girl time as you can.
Second... You're about to get on a crash course in survival! I think I'll send you to the savanna first.
Third... After the savanna, where do you want to go next? I can throw you in the desert, or maybe the tundra. Maybe the desert?
Sincerely
Okami
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Dear Okami,
Who are you? Why are you writing to me?
...Wait... Okami means great deity... oh @$#%
Estella going to leave? Aww man...
I'm going on the earths surface? I doubt that. No one's stepped foot on the surface on 400 years!
Sincerely
Akimi
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:37 am
Dear Gregor,
Hi! Gee, sorry about your bad childhood and all, but you don't care about that, do you? Anyway, I was just checking in about killing off your girlfriend, the one real person you can talk to. No hard feelings, right?
Your author and overall controler of your existance,
Ali
****
Dear Ali,
I hate you.
Greg
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:51 pm
Dear Sebastian,
I have written to your dear cousin, Olivia, now I will write to you. First off do you have to be a jerk? You were so nice in the beginning! What about Phaye, huh? Are you going to leave her hanging?
Don't make me make you incestious I will, or maybe I should let "him" take you out, meaning dead sweet heart. Why won't you come back into the story we need you I've already introduced "him" twice! What about you? People are suppose to be able to choose between feeling more on your side or on Artemis', and by what you're doing they're going to love Arty!
I should just murder you with a sharpie!
Your mother/creator/your god!
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Dear "The devil",
Sweet heart? I do not believe you should ever call me that. All your threats have been nulified, thank you and good-bye
Sebastian
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:43 pm
Dear Lady Zianya,
See, we have a little problem here. When I say "problem", I mean you. You are my problem. See, I've tried and I've tried but you--yes YOU, you ungrateful little peon--keep getting in my way. WHY WON'T YOU LET ME START THIS STORY THE WAY I WANT TO, HUH??? Stop changing so much!
I mean, I've been benevolent to you. I gave you friends, high rank, and a sexy love interest who will end up indirectly being the cause of your death. Heck, he is the next Death. You get to have a hawt, sweaty love scene! How many priestesses get that, huh? Huh?
I am so angry with you. I'm going to start how I want to and I'm going to cause you more chaos than I intended, just because you've angered me.
Hugs and Bunnies,
Lenore
P.S.--Be watching for my wrath.
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Miss Lenore,
I know not the reason for your anger, but you must calm down. Perhaps, I could arrange for someone to get you some help? Mentally? No, I did not mean that the way it may have sounded. Forgive my unintended rudeness.
As for said "love-interest". I've heard of this man you intend for me to...Become most..improper with and I must say, I will not engage in such debauchery. I, as a High Priestess, set an example of what is expected from us by the Deity.
Thank you very much for the letter.
And please, feel free to call me Zia. And please, no wrath.
--Zia
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:25 pm
-evil laugh- I remember these.... xD
Dear Stella,
Well. Let's see what I've got to bother you with today...
You've seriously been messing up the fourth book. Did you know that? Yeah. You are. Ease up on the chaos a little, could you, love?
And it would just be lovely if you didn't kill Murianna off in the fifth book. She is my favorite character, you see. And maybe in return I'll keep your darling Vrendif alive -maniacal laughter-
Just kidding, I love Vrendie-doll too much... though I will kill him off in the fifth book, he will most probably come back. Unless, of course, I decide that the villain shouldn't win and I kill you off as well.
On the bright side...
It's still two more books till we get to the scene that may bring you to your death. I'm still deciding.
Oh, and another thing--
Stop haunting me in my dreams!! It's getting really creepy. It made me have to write a whole different novel with all my characters from all my different series' come out of the books while my house was burning down to steal my notebook and bring you back after I killed you off in the final book so they could cause utter destruction with the help of the best villainess ever.
Yes, I give you that, you're a pretty awesome character.
But you're evil.
And though Muri could be called a villainess as well, um... she's too giggly. It doesn't work.
So, till the final book, dear wink
~T. N. Smith
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:51 pm
Dear Main Character,
I realize I've only just agreed to do this thing in the next two months, but is it possible for you to get back to me pronto? I'd really like to know something - anything, about you, and what's going on. There are some ideas floating around in my head, but nothing solid.
Love,
Mommy Dearest
PS - And Kalinx? Keep your paws out of this one, yes? I promise you'll get much love during NaNoWriMo if you behave right now. Pretty please?
Mommy Dearest,
Have you been keeping your closet free of wire hangers? Yes?
I guess you can call me Nuisance for now; after all, that's what Nico and Sky call me.
That's all I've got for now, Sky just got back from a mission Noble sent her on so we're dragging Nico out of my apartment, and out into the nightlife. I'll get back to you after I recoup from the wild night.
Luv ya,
Nuisance
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:58 pm
Dear Alecia/Nyx,
Sorry about having Rex break your heart. But, in my defense, it wouldn't be a good story if he hadn't. Also, if he hadn't, you wouldn't have met Keoni. (Although, if he hadn't, you wouldn't have needed Keoni... but, let's not bring that up.)
Could you please stop threatening to kill/eat Keoni? I understand that you're a dragon, but at least try to act like a princess when you're human. And could you ask Arin to stop freaking him out? It's hard to pair them up when Keoni is constantly afraid of her.
Also, don't worry about Tavor, you'll run into him soon. He and Arin go way back, so she'll know what to do about him. And while you're at it, learn to control your temper.
Also, would you try not to be so violent/angsty? This is for older people, I understand, but it is still supposed to be a fairytale. And quite frankly, as it is, I'm almost afraid to let a kid read it.
Love (kind of),
God/Writer Lady
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Dear "Writer Lady",
Please die. You are a b***h. Stop messing with my life. I don't like Keoni, so I won't stop messing with him. Arin won't, either, and if you even try to pair them up, Arin will kill Keoni. Then where will you be? Without a main character that's pivotal to the plot. How do you like being manipulated?
As for Tavor, I could care less about some slimy freak who thinks he's going to take over the world. How conceited. If I were a dragon currently, I would eat him.
In fact, I would eat you, too. Watch yourself, "God". I'm going to come for you.
Love,
Nyx (formerly Alecia).
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:06 pm
Ah, I love this. I get to goof off, but at the same time tell my mother I need the laptop to work on "Character development".
Dear Amanda,
Just what the hell is wrong with you? Chloe acts like a total brat to you and she's gay, but after watching her puke at that party you can magically put aside the seventeen-odd years of Bible school I put you through and be her best friend? Where's the bigotry? Where's the uncomfortable coming to terms with her sexuality and yours? How am I supposed to write a humorous look at religious hypocrisy if you won't be a little more religious? Sheesh.
Oh, and by the way: if your mother comes home from church smelling like rum and the choir director's cologne, well...you just don't worry your pretty little head about that right now. I promise it'll all be okay in the end.
Much love,
Jhesy
Dear Jhesy,
Shut up. Maybe there would be a little more room for religious hypocrisy if you hadn't bogged down the story with all sorts of useless scenes. Did the vapid clique of airheads REALLY have to give me makeover? Sure, tell yourself that it's character relationship development-you know in your head that it's useless. Take it out and maybe I'll treat Chloe like crap some more before I fall in love with her. Speaking of which, we want more scenes together! OUR relationship is the most important one in the book, so why can't you just gloss over the stupid stuff I do with the three idiot friends and make me fight with Chloe more? That way it doesn't just seem like we hardly know each other and then we're friends.
Geez, you're the writer! I shouldn't have to tell you this. Get it right and maybe I'll giggle less. Maybe.
Sincerely,
Amanda
I hate it when they're right.
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:13 pm
Dear Brigitte,
I'm sorry your parents are so obsessed with France. I'm sorry you are a typical teenage character. I'm sorry you're in a typical romance highschool novel. I'm sorry that you have to deal with Diann. I'm sorry Dougie is so hot. (Well, everything except that. XD)
Love,
Rouffie
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Dear Rouffie,
What a weird name. Anyway, I would be mad at you, but, as you said, I am a typical teenage character in a typical highschool romance, so whatev.
(Also, I know I'm secretly based on you to get this stupid realistic fiction bug out of your system, so, y'know, whatev.)
XOXO,
Bridge
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:48 pm
Dear Tasha,
I know that it's very hard for you to write back to me since Danielle is always bossing you around and always being a total...ugh. Since you're in like 7th Grade, I'll refrain from the language.
So might I ask why the...cheese and crackers, do you deal with her? Anyway, she sounds like one of those kind of friends. I know you don't see the totally ughiness of her so I'm just going to say this very loud and clear - SHE IS NOT A GOOD FRIEND! Got it? I hope so. She is not a nice girl. I hope you get this idea, even if you're a basic AIM loving 12 year old. So did you get it?
I'm just going to go ahead and tell you that a lot of things are happening and that you will be in the center of it. And Tasha, honey? Try not to get so caught up in Jake's love life - I can already tell you that it's not going to happen.
Best wishes,
DoReMi
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Dear DoReMi,
wat r u tawking about? dani is my bff. o, i g2g - shes insisting we go bug jake bout his dorable <3 life
luv,
Tasha
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:12 pm
Leopold, my dear!,
We all know that you're a hopeless romantic, so just fess up! But, I suppose it would ruin your gig as an Angel, hm? We all know, anyways - you dance to love songs by yourself or get Melissa to join you, watch lovers out in public with that dreamy look on your face, and giggle whenever anyone brings it up. Michael will back you up, love - he is an Archangel, after all. I think Melissa finds you fetching and really digs you. Seriously.
Much love and TTFN,
Your Author and Creator
P. to the S. : Stop changing my story plans and making your own personality! Thanks.
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Dear You,
What? Are you nuts? LOVE, that's such a foreign thing. I don't even know what you mean! Nutter!
Luffs and Hugs,
Leopold
Sush up about that, missy. You could loose me my wings!
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:46 pm
Dear Shonasha,
I'm really sorry to keep dragging things out like this. You were just supposed to be a role play character until I got that crazy idea to give you a back story. I didn't mean to make it so tragic, especially seeing how some of those role plays turned out for you. And now here I am having been working on this same story for you for the past what? Three years!
I really didn't mean to take this long and to keep changing things around so much, but hey at least you're not like Balkar and I can't decide whether you should die or not right? Right??
Well here's the thing now, I'm really, really going to try to finish your story this time around even if I have to fly past the 50k goal to do it. I will finish this and than you can go back to being a role play character while I edit the crap out of the work I've got done. How does that sound?
Sincerely Your Creator
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Dear Kate
What's this "Your Creator" crap I know who you are so don't try and twist it around so you're someone else. And another thing, what's up with you always using my image to make you're little characters, it was fun when it was just little avatars on website but stop naming your final fantasy characters after all us written works and getting us killed by monsters. You're giving me nightmares. Jeez.
Anyway, onto the actual subject of your letter, I currently am displeased with you. Ever wonder why Arrowen left me in your little "role plays??" because you used my little history to make me into the biggest wuss ever. For Luphana's sake I am a man, not a freakin' teenage girl I can stand up for myself if you would just give me a chance.
Good for Balkar that he may be able to die at the end of his story, he doesn't have to sit there and be forced to possibly like someone that he hates with all his ability. I am not in love with Totsu so stop making it seem like that I do not want to be surrounded by fanart that pairs us together if we ever make it to publishing.
No, you are not making me into a role play character again, with the way things keep going I will never be happy until I get to see Sharazai again which won't happen until I'm dead so why the hell should I even bother anymore.
Shonasha Shonojo
P.S. Sorry I didn't write to you in that prissy educated manner you always make me write in but right now I am defiantly not in the mood.
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:03 pm
Dear Chloe,
Yeah, sorry I snapped at you and your girl earlier. Things weren't going well and I was worried about the fate of the story. You understand. I hope you appreciate the makeover scene I gave you to make up for it. Yes, you can love me for dressing Amanda in goth clothes like you've always wanted. I promise many more where that came from if you would just toughen up towards the end of the book. I realize you become softer, but not that soft. Please?
Much love,
Jhesy
P.S. I will start writing again, I promise! Just have to get a new flashdrive first...
Dear Jhesy,
I must say, this letter is definitely an improvement from your last one. Lucky for you your attitude changed, or we would have had to have a long, serious talk about how much you need me and Amanda. That tough enough for you? There ya go. And I do love the makeover scene. Very cuddly. Thank you.
Chloe
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