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 Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 9:06 pm
EverythingTastesPurple AnimatedPornstar Spidermatrix53 EverythingTastesPurple AnimatedPornstar I'll check it right...now...okay! I'll quote it...2D: I remember the day quite clearly, actually. I was standing behind the counter, like, staring off into space. I'd probably been in that position for three hours or so. Just standing there.
Murdoc: Like some kind of moron.
2D: Suddenly Murdoc came crashing through the wall of the building in his Vauxhall Astra, which lands bumper first on the side of my head.
Murdoc: Happy days! . . . That's when your eye came out, wasn't it?
2D: Yeah, the first one. It didn't come out, it was pushed inward. Fractured. God, that hurt.
And...here's a bit more, I suppose. I just feel like typing! mrgreen
Murdoc: ...The girls that were standing around were really impressed. So I thought I'd take it up a notch, took my foot off the brake and went for a grand finale. I was probably hitting about 90, when 2D got catapulted through the windscreen. He flew about 500 yards, landing face-first on a kerb. Er . . . oops!
2D: Really?
Murdoc: Yeah. That's when your second eye went. You flew through the windscreen at about 70 miles an hour, landing on your head once more. You skidded on your face for maybe half a mile, but when you came round, my God!
...
Murdoc: He stood up really slowly, his back still towards me, and really slowly turned around, like one of the zombies in those films he watches, and there were . . . no eyes! Just two black holes, a vacant stare.
Er, wow. That was a lot....hehe!
So his eyes are dented in.
So basically, he does have both injuries.
In the words of Murdoc: "Er . . . oops!" lol Exactly!!
It's all good, I think! I always wondered that too, though.
Ya know, that so reminded me of a quote from Full Metal Jacket...
I don't know why or how...but...
"I'm gonna gouge out your eyes and skull fu*k you!"
That movie. So hysterical, yet...so graphic.
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 10:49 am
AnimatedPornstar EverythingTastesPurple AnimatedPornstar Spidermatrix53 EverythingTastesPurple AnimatedPornstar I'll check it right...now...okay! I'll quote it...2D: I remember the day quite clearly, actually. I was standing behind the counter, like, staring off into space. I'd probably been in that position for three hours or so. Just standing there.
Murdoc: Like some kind of moron.
2D: Suddenly Murdoc came crashing through the wall of the building in his Vauxhall Astra, which lands bumper first on the side of my head.
Murdoc: Happy days! . . . That's when your eye came out, wasn't it?
2D: Yeah, the first one. It didn't come out, it was pushed inward. Fractured. God, that hurt.
And...here's a bit more, I suppose. I just feel like typing! mrgreen
Murdoc: ...The girls that were standing around were really impressed. So I thought I'd take it up a notch, took my foot off the brake and went for a grand finale. I was probably hitting about 90, when 2D got catapulted through the windscreen. He flew about 500 yards, landing face-first on a kerb. Er . . . oops!
2D: Really?
Murdoc: Yeah. That's when your second eye went. You flew through the windscreen at about 70 miles an hour, landing on your head once more. You skidded on your face for maybe half a mile, but when you came round, my God!
...
Murdoc: He stood up really slowly, his back still towards me, and really slowly turned around, like one of the zombies in those films he watches, and there were . . . no eyes! Just two black holes, a vacant stare.
Er, wow. That was a lot....hehe!
So his eyes are dented in.
So basically, he does have both injuries.
In the words of Murdoc: "Er . . . oops!" lol Exactly!!
It's all good, I think! I always wondered that too, though.
Ya know, that so reminded me of a quote from Full Metal Jacket...
I don't know why or how...but...
"I'm gonna gouge out your eyes and skull fu*k you!"
That movie. So hysterical, yet...so graphic.
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 8:12 pm
EverythingTastesPurple AnimatedPornstar EverythingTastesPurple AnimatedPornstar xD Murdoc's got such great quotes...I find myself quoting him quite often, really.
It's all good, I think! I always wondered that too, though.
Ya know, that so reminded me of a quote from Full Metal Jacket...
I don't know why or how...but...
"I'm gonna gouge out your eyes and skull fu*k you!"
That movie. So hysterical, yet...so graphic.
Seeing as how I have nothing to fu*k with!! xd
Me and my random brain.
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 7:07 am
Animated Pornstar EverythingTastesPurple AnimatedPornstar EverythingTastesPurple AnimatedPornstar xD Murdoc's got such great quotes...I find myself quoting him quite often, really.
It's all good, I think! I always wondered that too, though.
Ya know, that so reminded me of a quote from Full Metal Jacket...
I don't know why or how...but...
"I'm gonna gouge out your eyes and skull fu*k you!"
That movie. So hysterical, yet...so graphic.
Seeing as how I have nothing to fu*k with!! xd
Me and my random brain.
You rock. Out loud.
xd
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 9:42 pm
EverythingTastesPurple Animated Pornstar EverythingTastesPurple AnimatedPornstar EverythingTastesPurple At least we have solved the case of 2D's mysterious eye sockets!
Ya know, that so reminded me of a quote from Full Metal Jacket...
I don't know why or how...but...
"I'm gonna gouge out your eyes and skull fu*k you!"
That movie. So hysterical, yet...so graphic.
Seeing as how I have nothing to fu*k with!! xd
Me and my random brain.
You rock. Out loud.
xd
Me and my hair...everyone wanted to touch it today for some odd and unexplainable reason...
Maybe it's the shortness of it? whee
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 1:24 pm
Animated Pornstar EverythingTastesPurple Animated Pornstar EverythingTastesPurple AnimatedPornstar EverythingTastesPurple At least we have solved the case of 2D's mysterious eye sockets!
Ya know, that so reminded me of a quote from Full Metal Jacket...
I don't know why or how...but...
"I'm gonna gouge out your eyes and skull fu*k you!"
That movie. So hysterical, yet...so graphic.
Seeing as how I have nothing to fu*k with!! xd
Me and my random brain.
You rock. Out loud.
xd
Me and my hair...everyone wanted to touch it today for some odd and unexplainable reason...
Maybe it's the shortness of it? whee
I freak out when people try to reach for me. It's creepy.
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 2:26 pm
EverythingTastesPurple Animated Pornstar EverythingTastesPurple Animated Pornstar EverythingTastesPurple rofl rofl rofl That's so wrong!
Seeing as how I have nothing to fu*k with!! xd
Me and my random brain.
You rock. Out loud.
xd
Me and my hair...everyone wanted to touch it today for some odd and unexplainable reason...
Maybe it's the shortness of it? whee
I freak out when people try to reach for me. It's creepy.
I'm the same way. Unless it's one of my friends that touch me on a regular basis (there's like...two)
Or if I give permission, or say "Touch it, I know you wanna!"
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 5:43 pm
Animated Pornstar EverythingTastesPurple Animated Pornstar EverythingTastesPurple Animated Pornstar EverythingTastesPurple rofl rofl rofl That's so wrong!
Seeing as how I have nothing to fu*k with!! xd
Me and my random brain.
You rock. Out loud.
xd
Me and my hair...everyone wanted to touch it today for some odd and unexplainable reason...
Maybe it's the shortness of it? whee
I freak out when people try to reach for me. It's creepy.
I'm the same way. Unless it's one of my friends that touch me on a regular basis (there's like...two)
Or if I give permission, or say "Touch it, I know you wanna!"
But total strangers...
It's like that when you're pregnant too. Random people, "OMG! Can I touch your belly?!", and then they do it before you can tell them no.
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 8:22 pm
I asked my teacher hypothetically, describing 2D's accident, and asked if the eyes could turn black. He said the blood would coagulate, so it makes sense. He's now got that reddish tinge in his eyes, which I think makes him look demonic...like he wants to rape you...(assuming your a girl. If your a boy, never mind)
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 11:37 am
Aki Tusspot I asked my teacher hypothetically, describing 2D's accident, and asked if the eyes could turn black. He said the blood would coagulate, so it makes sense. He's now got that reddish tinge in his eyes, which I think makes him look demonic...like he wants to rape you...(assuming your a girl. If your a boy, never mind)
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 7:03 pm
EverythingTastesPurple Aki Tusspot I asked my teacher hypothetically, describing 2D's accident, and asked if the eyes could turn black. He said the blood would coagulate, so it makes sense. He's now got that reddish tinge in his eyes, which I think makes him look demonic...like he wants to rape you...(assuming your a girl. If your a boy, never mind)
In fact, I think the tables would be turned! twisted xd
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 10:35 am
Animated Pornstar EverythingTastesPurple Aki Tusspot I asked my teacher hypothetically, describing 2D's accident, and asked if the eyes could turn black. He said the blood would coagulate, so it makes sense. He's now got that reddish tinge in his eyes, which I think makes him look demonic...like he wants to rape you...(assuming your a girl. If your a boy, never mind)
In fact, I think the tables would be turned! twisted xd
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 7:36 pm
EverythingTastesPurple Animated Pornstar EverythingTastesPurple Aki Tusspot I asked my teacher hypothetically, describing 2D's accident, and asked if the eyes could turn black. He said the blood would coagulate, so it makes sense. He's now got that reddish tinge in his eyes, which I think makes him look demonic...like he wants to rape you...(assuming your a girl. If your a boy, never mind)
In fact, I think the tables would be turned! twisted xd
Wot the hell is it with all these people in mah closet?? Gah!
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 12:08 pm
Animated Pornstar EverythingTastesPurple Animated Pornstar EverythingTastesPurple Aki Tusspot I asked my teacher hypothetically, describing 2D's accident, and asked if the eyes could turn black. He said the blood would coagulate, so it makes sense. He's now got that reddish tinge in his eyes, which I think makes him look demonic...like he wants to rape you...(assuming your a girl. If your a boy, never mind)
In fact, I think the tables would be turned! twisted xd
Wot the hell is it with all these people in mah closet?? Gah!
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 4:05 pm
EverythingTastesPurple Animated Pornstar EverythingTastesPurple Animated Pornstar EverythingTastesPurple Aki Tusspot I asked my teacher hypothetically, describing 2D's accident, and asked if the eyes could turn black. He said the blood would coagulate, so it makes sense. He's now got that reddish tinge in his eyes, which I think makes him look demonic...like he wants to rape you...(assuming your a girl. If your a boy, never mind)
In fact, I think the tables would be turned! twisted xd
Wot the hell is it with all these people in mah closet?? Gah!
*rummages through closet, pulls out Jamie Hewlett.
Jamie: scream
*pulls out Murdoc and Russel* Mm, what's so great about my closet, I wonder?
Dad, Tom Cruise is in my closet and he won't come out!!
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