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Enen

PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 9:52 am


MadnessFreak
Girl JesusIII
cumalive.

Sorry for the immature reference, but oh, the irony.
xD
PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 12:27 pm


Smoozle
Obito Sharingan Uchiha
Yeah, do me a favor and NOT translate this one.


Sorry.



Ummm....This is a true story. My friend Tillie and I were playing hide and seek together, I told Tillie that she was "IT", but she did not want to be "IT", but I told her that we would take turns. I said "Count to ten, and when you're done, come look for me." When she was counting, I went to hide in my parents' room.

I saw my daddy's dresser, so I decided to crawl inside and hide inside one of the drawers. The only problem was that there were all these clothes and socks in there, so I had to take them out so I could fit. When I got to the bottom, I found all these weird rubber snakes. They were all different colours, and I was a little scared they might come alive.

Tillie was coming to get me, so I hid in the dresser anyway. When she found me, I assked her what she thought those snakes were, but she didn't know. So we chucked them out and played with the cat "Sofeeia". It was fun, but later I think my daddy was angry at me.

Discuss:

What do you think those rubber snakes were?



If you see any errors in this, please let me know.


Despite a few spelling, possessive, and proper noun capitalization errors, it's a very decent translation. confused

I have already made the corrections in this quote.

Natsuri


MadnessFreak

PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:23 pm


Enen
MadnessFreak
Girl JesusIII
cumalive.

Sorry for the immature reference, but oh, the irony.
xD

You can almost picture the grammatical tie-in, can't you? xD
PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:15 pm


talk2hand

Altima the Dragonic Lord


CristoVII

PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:42 pm


Girl JesusIII
ummm....THis is a tryuestory. my friend Tillie and i were playin hide and seek together I told tillie that she was "IT" she did not want to be it, but itoldher that we wud taketurns I sed count to ten, and wen ur done, c** look fore me. wbut wen she was countin, i went to hidein my parentsroom.

I sawmydaddie's dresser, and so i decided tocrawl inside and hide inside one of the drawers. da only problem was dat der were all these clothes and socks in der, so i had to take dem out so i cudfit. but wen i got to da bottom, i found all deses werd rubbersnakes. dey were all diffrent colors , and iwas a little scared dey mite cumalive.

but tillie was cumming to git me, so i hid in da deresser anyway. wen she found me, i ast her wut she thout does snakes were, but she didn't know. so we tuk dem out and played with da cat "sofeeia". i twas fun, but later i tink my daddy was angry at me

Discuss:

whut do u think dois rubber snakes wer?


Translation
Um this is a true story. My friend Tillie and I were playing Hide-And-Seek together. I told Tillie that she was "it" but she did not want to be it.. I told her that we could take turns. I said, "Count to ten, and when you're done, come look for me." But when she was counting, I went to hide in my parent's bedroom. I saw my daddy's dresser, and so I decided to crawl inside one of the drawers. The only problem was that there were all these clothes and socks in there, So I had to take them out so I could fit. But when I got to the bottom, I found all these wierd rubber snakes and I was a little scared that they might come alive.

But Tillie was coming to get me, so I hid in the dresser anyway. When she found me,I asked her what she thought the snakes were, but she didn't know. So we took them out and played with the cat "Sophia". It was fun but I think my daddy was angry at me.


You wouldn't believe how long it took me to decipher that.
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 5:18 am


MadnessFreak
Enen
MadnessFreak
Girl JesusIII
cumalive.

Sorry for the immature reference, but oh, the irony.
xD

You can almost picture the grammatical tie-in, can't you? xD


Actually, I'm thinking of some disturbing hentai right now.

Setsu-P has stepped out


MadnessFreak

PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 6:28 am


Setsu-P
MadnessFreak
Enen
MadnessFreak
Girl JesusIII
cumalive.

Sorry for the immature reference, but oh, the irony.
xD

You can almost picture the grammatical tie-in, can't you? xD


Actually, I'm thinking of some disturbing hentai right now.

I'm not big on that sort of stuff (or any porn), but I can imagine. Sorta.
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