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 Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:02 am
Wish granted.
But while you were eating your yummiful cupcake, It turns rabid and bites your head off.
I wish it was summer vacation already.
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:30 pm
Wish granted!
But,
Summer vaction coming early causes the rest of the worlds climate to be thrown out of whack, and tsunamis, earthquakes, landslides, Ice storms, tornados and hurricanes rip the earth apart and destroy everything.
I wish I knew the meaning of life...
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:27 pm
Wish granted. But when you find out the meaning of life, your brain grows too big for your head and it causes brain damage...forcing you to live as a retard for several years until you finally die when it explodes.
I wish I could swim underwater like a mermaid.
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:43 am
Granted...
But then you forget your life on land and think you are a mermaid princess with a crazy over controlling father..
Defying his wishes, you head to the surface of the sea any way and see a handsome prince on the beach, walking along the sand..
He hears you singing and searches for you..
Instantly falling in love with him, you decide that you cant live without him so you go and see the sea witch to ask her to work a spell to give you your legs back...
She accepts but at the price of your beautiful singing voice
(If you didnt have one before you were able to develop one coz mermaids can sing.. EVERYONE knows that..)
Once on land with legs again, the princes finds you and takes you back to his palace..
As a condition of the spell you have three days to get him to kiss you and because of the price you cant utter a single word..
Time passes and you and the prince grow closer and closer and you know that you are so very very close to breaking the spell..
Suddenly another maiden appears on the scene and, while you can see that it is infact the sea witch and she is using your voice to bewitch the prince, the prince himself is utterly smitten thinking that this chick is the one he had heard on the beach
(When the viewers all know that it was you and that she is a whore..)
They get engaged and you feel like crying..
Out on the boat, you still have no voice, but you DO have your faithful crab taking care of you..
With his help, along with that of Flounder and a loyal seagull
(Sorry Rae... I cant remember his name >.<)
You break the Sea Witches spell and the prince see's her for what she really is..
You have your voice back and you sing for the prince..
He turns around and realises that he has loved you all along..
Walking slowly over to you, the handsome prince takes you into his arms and gives you the softest kiss of true love...
Everything seems right..
Until you realise that you have just played out the story of the little mermaid..
Feeling utterly cheesy and Disney like..
You take your fathers trident and zap yourself with it until you are in a zombie like state, only to fall over the side of the ship and to you ultimate doom coz you can no long swim like a mermaid...
I wish I didnt just type that HUGE paragraph of complete nonsense..
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:22 am
( xd Oh well, Ariel was a twit anyway)
Wish granted. But then I would have come here this morning, and seen that no one had answered my wish...and full of angst and hate, I would have gone out and bought a gun and shot a bunch of people at the grocery store...and one of them would have been your best friend, leaving you to live a life of loneliness and revenge. gonk crying
I wish I didn't have to go to school today...
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:19 pm
Wish Granted!
But because you had the day off school you missed a giant fight between two of your friends.
Upon arriving back at school the next day wth no knowledge of said fight you arrive at your group to notice they are speaking. Before you can stop yourself your asking what the hell happened now, and thus causing the fighting friends to begin bitching about each other at the same time, making your head spin and their tempers fly, and the insults start coming thick and fast.
Verbal abuse moves quickly into hair pulling, scratching, punching and kicking with you caught in-between them both. Just when you think the fighting ahs finally died down one of your friends goes postal and kills you, the girl she was fighting with, the rest of your group and herself in a slow motion montage, ending with blood and bodies eveywhere.
I wish my imagination wasn't so over-active...
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:30 pm
Wish Granted...
But then I would be bored..
I wish I could meet Batman..
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:37 pm
Granted!
One day you friends are having fun at a party. You see your crush talking to a girl that you hate the most. Then when you turn away and look back at them. You see them kiss eachother. You get pissed and ran off.
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:57 pm
Psst, you forgot to make a wish, dear. whee
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 2:38 am
~: Stamps foot :~
i liked this game..
i want it to start up again..
I wish I had a single cupcake with pink icing and rainbow sprinkles...
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:10 am
Wish granted. 3nodding
BUT your desire for the cupcake was so strong that Eros takes pity on you and brings your cupcake to life, and you fall in love, get married, and have children. You are forced to live your life fighting with the government for rights to marry your cupcake and have health insurance, and your half-breed cupcake children are always being made fun of and beat up in school. crying
I wish I could eat breakfast without getting up and preparing it. whee
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:15 pm
Wish granted.
BUT THEN the magical food that is made magically for you revolts and eats your eyes in a horrible, gorey mess of bloody eyeball juice. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! Coz after you have no eyes, you'd fall down the stairs and land on your face and break your neck and scream and cry and bleed...but the magical breakfast of magical doom and magical wonder would cut the phone line and stab you in the heart with a spork.
AND THEN your lover, Bob, comes to propose to you and all that mushy crap, but then Bob find you dead and cries. After crying some more and finding the magicaly rebellious breakfast foods of magical doom and rebillionnezz, Bob chases them around with a twig, attempting to skewer and kill them in a HORRIBLIY AGGONIZINGLY PAINFUL skewering fashion.
BUT THEN Bob realizes that no mater how dead the toast becomes, it will never bring back his love. SO THEN Bob egt a gun and blows out his brains and fall on your dead body...and it looks vary vary wrong, might I add. And he bleeds all over your bloody dead corpse.
AND THEN your mom comes to bring you cuppitycakes, but, of course, you're dead. WHAT A TRAGEDY! So, she cried and yells and shoots the crap outta the mystical magical glass of orenge juice that gnawed on your left toe. BUT THEN your mom sees Bob lying on you, and has a heart attack because what she suddenly thought might have maybe happened.
AND THEN the police come and they all are slaughtered and skinned alive and all that fun stuff by the magical, mystical evil breakfast foods of doomie goodness.
AND THEN the magicaly evil snackity breakfast food of doom flavoured goodness take over the word and kill all humans, crushing poor Bender's dreams.
[INSERT END OF THE WORLD HERE]
I wish meh book series becomed published&pwnsome&best selling and I become loved&rich&famous&pwnsome&awesome.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:42 am
Granted.
-But once you become famous you'll be so busy at book signings with the stalkers and the weirdo people who you don't know that want to marry your stories characters or even YOU and when they see you they'll have forgotton their puffer and die from an asmatatic attack at your table and then your going to be charged with murder. gonk Or the stalkers will be really creepy and will want to watch you while you sleep.
(SO farfetched)
I wish...That I could get my damn comic started. O.o;
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:40 pm
~*twitches nose*~
Granted!
But your readers become so obsessed that when you take too long to update, they begin stalking you until you fear to even leave your bedroom or peek out the window! O=
I wish I could find my paperwork!
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:26 pm
Granted
You find it but it is now in a million peices with blue crayon all over. Now you have confette.
I wish I could own a library.
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