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 Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:41 pm
The tool is amusing!
Here is what it did to the Prologue of my Jak and Daxter Fanfiction!
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The original text is as follows:
Sometimes I wonder if I am really insane because over the course of the last year, my experiences are looking to be more and more of fantasy rather than reality. My counselor says I’m making the story up to make my brain hide the traumatic experience of being kidnapped and tortured. I told her that I really had been transported into a game; that I wasn’t lying to them. I wasn't tortured or kidnapped. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. My parents told me the same thing. “You weren’t transported into a game sweety. You told us yourself the first day we found you that even you didn’t believe it.” I told her, “How could I have been gone three months and you not have gotten any ransom note from this so called "kidnapper" since you had the police crawling all over the United States!” They had refused to answer. They didn’t know. All they knew was that I went out and didn't come back. There is magic in the world but why it revealed itself that day I don't even know. But it was because of this magic that I am able to tell this story.
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 12:16 pm
With this, I believe we can infiltrate the illiterates' forces and bring them down! It will be their undoing! twisted
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 9:42 pm
Man, this is so... inhumane.
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That's a translation of my profile.
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 2:19 pm
Retard Language ]-[3|_0 ]/[/-]-[||]/[3 I5 5]/[]/[y0RZ1!!1! |_0|_ I |_I3K 2 P|_/-Y0RZ 50c3R T3||I5 /-||D /0|_3Y b/-|_11111!1!! 0]/[G |_0|_ ||00B I |_0/3 2 G0 2 D/-B/-c]-[ W]-[IC]-[ i5 0||3 0F D/-R3/-50||5 I0RZ c/-||T W/-T3 2 G3T 0UT 0F 5K00|_!!11!1 |_0|_ By3!!!1!!!!! 0]/[G WtF |_0|_ Not So Retard But Still Kind Of Retard Language H3LO MaHNMA Is sMMY!!!!!!!1 OMG LOL i lIek 2 PLaY SOCER tENIS AND vOLAY BAL!!!111! lol I LoV3 2 go 2 TEH BACH WHIcH IS oNe OF DARAasoNS I cANT wATE 2 gEt OUT oF sKOOL1!!1!!!1! BYA11!!!11 Proper Language Hello, my name is Sammy. I like to play soccer, tennis, and volley ball. I love to go to the beach, which is one of the reasons I can't wait to get out of school. Bye.
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 10:02 pm
I sent messages to my friends to see how many of them could translate what I sent to them. I must say that I'm very thankful none of the understood it. It means i don't have text talking friends. YAY, I'm happy about that.
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 6:51 pm
The Man who was Thursday The first paragraph of an essay I wrote for my English class: Quote: i|| 1947 BR||/-RD B/-RuC]-[ C0I3||D D/-T3R]/[ “C0|_D W/-R” I|| r3F3R3||C/- 2 t3]-[ GR0wI||G0RZ T3||5I0||5 BTw333|| T3]-[ U||I3tD 5T/-3t5 /-||D t3]-[ 50/3IT u||I0|| (“C0|_D W/-r”) |_IT|_/- 0/3R /- Y3/-R |_8R T]-[0]/[/-5 G0|_D5]/[IT]-[ W/-50RZ gR/-||T3D /- P/-3t||T f0R T3]-[ fIr5t /I3D0 G]/[31!111111 W]-[I3|_0RZ T]-[353 /-/3||T50Rz ]/[IG]-[T /-P3/-R C0]/[p|_3T3|_Y0Rz U||R/-|_/-3TD T]-[3y R I||TRI||5IC/-|_Y t3ID!!1!! 0]/[g WTf D/-]/[U|_TI-Bi|_I0|| D0|_/-R /I3d0 G]/[3 I||DU5TrY W]-[Ic]-[ PR0/I3D5 3||T/-RT/-||3]/[3||t0rZ F0R ]/[i|_i0||5 0F /-|_ /-3G5 ]-[/-5 IT5 R000T5 DUrI||G t/-]-[T 3R/- 0F i||T/-R||/-TI0||/-|_ T3||5I0|| t3]-[ C0|_D0RZ W/-R /-||D ]-[/-5 B/-|| C0|_0R/-d BY T]-[05/- BG||g||G5 2 T]-[I5 D/-y11!!! |_0|_
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 9:00 pm
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Your translated text is as follows:
T]-[/-|| ]-[UK 2|_D ]-[i5 W]-[0|_/- /-D/3||TuR/- I|| c0||FI3D||C3 20Rz 2]/[ W]-[0 ]-[/-d 0|||_Y ]-[/-/-RD 0F T3]-[ W3|_5]-[]/[/-||5 p/-RT 0f IT BF0R3 1!!1!1 |_0|_
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Your original text is as follows:
Then Huck told his whole adventure in confidence to Tom, who had only heard of the Welshman's part of it before.
"Well," said Huck, presently, coming back to the main question, "whoever nipped the whisky in Number Two nipped the money, too, I reckon - anyways it's a goner for us, Tom."
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This is a passage from The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Oh my god.
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:42 am
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Your translated text is as follows: I]/[ /-|| I||t3|_i3G||t P/-R50||0RZ11111 |_0|_ i g3T 3DGy0Rz w]-[3|| P/- p|_3 R Gr]/[]/[/-TIC/-|_Y I||C0r3cT1!!1!!!1 WTF I U53 W0Rd5 |_I3K P/-R/-dIg]/[ /-||d 35c]-[/-2|_0GIC/-|_0Rz11!!!! 0]/[g |_0|_ i /-|_W/-Y5 C/-RY /- P3IC3 0F 5TRI||G11!1!1 0]/[G WTf
Your original text is as follows: I am an intelligent person. I get edgy when people are grammatically incorrect. I use words like paradigm and eschatological. I always carry a piece of string.
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:34 pm
The Man who was Thursday The first paragraph of an essay I wrote for my English class: Quote: i|| 1947 BR||/-RD B/-RuC]-[ C0I3||D D/-T3R]/[ “C0|_D W/-R” I|| r3F3R3||C/- 2 t3]-[ GR0wI||G0RZ T3||5I0||5 BTw333|| T3]-[ U||I3tD 5T/-3t5 /-||D t3]-[ 50/3IT u||I0|| (“C0|_D W/-r”) |_IT|_/- 0/3R /- Y3/-R |_8R T]-[0]/[/-5 G0|_D5]/[IT]-[ W/-50RZ gR/-||T3D /- P/-3t||T f0R T3]-[ fIr5t /I3D0 G]/[31!111111 W]-[I3|_0RZ T]-[353 /-/3||T50Rz ]/[IG]-[T /-P3/-R C0]/[p|_3T3|_Y0Rz U||R/-|_/-3TD T]-[3y R I||TRI||5IC/-|_Y t3ID!!1!! 0]/[g WTf D/-]/[U|_TI-Bi|_I0|| D0|_/-R /I3d0 G]/[3 I||DU5TrY W]-[Ic]-[ PR0/I3D5 3||T/-RT/-||3]/[3||t0rZ F0R ]/[i|_i0||5 0F /-|_ /-3G5 ]-[/-5 IT5 R000T5 DUrI||G t/-]-[T 3R/- 0F i||T/-R||/-TI0||/-|_ T3||5I0|| t3]-[ C0|_D0RZ W/-R /-||D ]-[/-5 B/-|| C0|_0R/-d BY T]-[05/- BG||g||G5 2 T]-[I5 D/-y11!!! |_0|_ Somethin about the cold war? o.O
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 7:25 pm
Your translated text is as follows:
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Your translated text is as follows:
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IM A VErY INTelIEGNt PERSoN!!1!1!111 OMG lOL I BLEiVE TAHT WITHOut GRmmAR AnD COR3CT SPeliNg dAWOrLd WuOLD PLuNGE In2 CHAOS!11!!1!!1 omg LOl DACHILDREN AnD TEEeNAEGrS Of TeH WORLd AlREADy HAEV!1111!1 OMg I MIs DADAyS wHEN Sp3LING AND GRmm3r WARA IMPORTANT!!!1!!1 LOL N00B AND IM OnlY ThIRTEEeN11!1!! TAHT IS NOT SOmATHING U HAAR AVArYDaY fROM A tEEeNAEgR!!11!!! Omg THANk U FOR UR TIEM1!111!!! oMG LoL
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Your original text is as follows:
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I am a very intelligent person. I believe that without grammer and correct spelling, the world would plunge into chaos. The children and teenagers of the world already have. I miss the days when spelling and grammer were important. And I'm only thirteen! That is not something you hear everyday from a teenager. Thank you for you're time.
I did add useless emotes, too, but they don't show up... Poop.
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 5:43 pm
The terms of service say keep it PG-13.
I should report you for that link!!
Just kidding, but still; that is evil and scary. Very, very scary.
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