~Does her second inside the actors studio parody, due to her triumphant return to roleplaying~
:Interviewer: Well, Disturbed-Demon, it's a pleasure meeting you again
biggrin isturbed-Demon: What do you want a popper? Flattery gets you no where, bloody no where, so get your nose out of me bum or I'll have to bite it off!
:Interviewer: Ah, modest as always. So tell me, where have you been for the last few months?
biggrin isturbed-Demon: Getting piss a-- drunk, off my can, then getting f---ed, always getting f---ed, my boyfriend, he f---s me so hard that the spoon and the fork can't get off on the right tea shop together, gorkling the boomerang ~begins getting into gibberish~
:Interviewer: I see, aren't you married with two kids?
biggrin isturbed-Demon: What is this the blooming inquisition? Take your pepper else where Torquemada!
:Interviewer: Okay... Next question, why is Ameri Can more monstrous than before?
biggrin isturbed-Demon: Drugs, what else?
:Interviewer: How did... Oh never mind, who inspired you in the first place to do the roll of Princess Can?
biggrin isturbed-Demon: Richard Gere, he's a hero of mine.
:Interviewing: You've been in the roleplaying business for 5 years now, what are you doing after this one?
biggrin isturbed-Demon: Well, back in the day I roleplayed in a view series that I'm not too proud of... But now I'm a buggering hit, the audience can't get enough of me, I'm damn sexy!
:Interviewer: What got you into the roll of Princess Can?
biggrin isturbed-Demon: Beck in the day, me and Silverfang would get wasted and sit around wotchin' Te'etubbies, me and him were so close, like dis ~she makes an okay sign with one hand and sticks a finger through it~ He and I used to do voice impressions of Charles Chaplin, he thought it was brilliant bloody brilliant. Then one day out of the bloomin'blue he asked if I wanted to be his daughter, I tought he'as just bein' kinkeh, but it turned out, he had a series lined up for me and boom, I became Ameri Can.
:Interviewer: The name of Ameri Can is obviously derived from American, is there a reason to that?
biggrin isturbed-Demon: Well those buggerin crackers at 4kidsTV asked meh to do a show colled Yu-geh-ohh, I auditioned for Bakura and Dark Bakura, but they told meh they wanted a facking male voice actor for the part and wouldn't give it to meh. I then brought up the point in Japan Bakura's actor is a female and they're oll in my face about "this is blooming America." Following that I did the roll of Ameri Can and named her Ameri Can, that's why I make her suffer so much pain, I bloody hate Americans!
:Interviewer: You just released your new character Ameri Can 2 or Ameri Cant, what is her back story?
biggrin isturbed-Demon with enthusiastic tone: That's a good question!
:Interviewer waits for an answer, but Disturbed-Demon only says: Well, continue the blooming interview, ya damned yank.
:Interview: Umm, okay... Are you the one who keeps throwing rocks through my windows and writing Disturbed-Demon rocks on my car windshield, in led paint.
biggrin isturbed-Demon: Next question.
:Interviewer: What do you think of Ameri Can and Ameri Cant as a couple?
biggrin isturbed-Demon: Is this a facking gay question, I don't do facking gay question. Take that facking question, turn it side ways and shove it up your corn hole!
:Interviewer: Final question, if I gave you 50 bucks, could I possibly get that popper?
biggrin isturbed-Demon: What the bloody fack do you take me for, ya pepper jack weasel! It'd be a hundred!
:Interviewer gives her a Ben Franklin and Disturbed gets infront of him on his knees, camera zooms to his face, with his eyes rolling back: Well... That's it for actors studio... ohh yes! See ya next time.
[Disclaimer: Once again everything said is fictional, I'm just bored and maybe somebody will have a good laugh, it's prime to be back^_^]
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