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 Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:13 pm
Dr Hawkeye Pierce Well, not yet, but I have put Frank Burns on the phone with a Marine Recruiter. I dialed the recruiter, and set the phone near the T.V. Marine Recruiter "Hello, Sargent Collins of the Marines here." Frank Burns "These godless communists have run their own countries right into the ground, while we've been building the highest standard of living in the world!" Marine Recruiter "What the--what?" Frank Burns "Most of these people have never even seen a bathroom, and believe you me--they want one!" Marine Recruiter "What people?" Frank Burns "If they can't get our bathrooms by subversion, they'll get them by war!" Marine Recruiter "Are you on PCP right now?" Hahaha, I like the punchline. Vampire Alice I go through intervals where I get obsessed about one or two things, it calms down, only to get bigger again later on. Sounds like me.
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:54 pm
The only thing I have quote is "Horse Hockey."
But whenever I'm walking away from my sister, or if I'm just bored, I'll raise my hand as if to salute, then wave instead. xD
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:21 pm
Well, this isn't quite a quote, but I use the Klinger system of organization:
A pile for everything and everything in its pile.
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:02 pm
Angie_The_Assassin Dr Hawkeye Pierce Well, not yet, but I have put Frank Burns on the phone with a Marine Recruiter. I dialed the recruiter, and set the phone near the T.V. Marine Recruiter "Hello, Sargent Collins of the Marines here." Frank Burns "These godless communists have run their own countries right into the ground, while we've been building the highest standard of living in the world!" Marine Recruiter "What the--what?" Frank Burns "Most of these people have never even seen a bathroom, and believe you me--they want one!" Marine Recruiter "What people?" Frank Burns "If they can't get our bathrooms by subversion, they'll get them by war!" Marine Recruiter "Are you on PCP right now?" Hahaha, I like the punchline. Yes, it's fitting that a person would assume Frank burns was on PCP, spastic and hyper as he often was.
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baronesswinchester Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:53 am
Dr Hawkeye Pierce Angie_The_Assassin Dr Hawkeye Pierce Well, not yet, but I have put Frank Burns on the phone with a Marine Recruiter. I dialed the recruiter, and set the phone near the T.V. Marine Recruiter "Hello, Sargent Collins of the Marines here." Frank Burns "These godless communists have run their own countries right into the ground, while we've been building the highest standard of living in the world!" Marine Recruiter "What the--what?" Frank Burns "Most of these people have never even seen a bathroom, and believe you me--they want one!" Marine Recruiter "What people?" Frank Burns "If they can't get our bathrooms by subversion, they'll get them by war!" Marine Recruiter "Are you on PCP right now?" Hahaha, I like the punchline. Yes, it's fitting that a person would assume Frank burns was on PCP, spastic and hyper as he often was. What makes you so sure it wass PCP and not some other type of illegal recreational drug?
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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:37 pm
It could have been amphetamines. Charles took some of those to stay awake during 24 hour sessions. He was like a human tornado after his pep pill high.
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:50 pm
I haven't caught myself quoting the show yet but in my mind I have. Like when Radar goes over the PA system like "All officers please report to the commanding officer's office, sirs!" and every time I think of that, I smile. I dunno why though.
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:28 pm
Maybe because it's a funny line?
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baronesswinchester Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:49 am
I once caught myself saying "Horse Hockey"
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:54 pm
All the freakin' time, quite embarrassing actually.
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:19 am
I like using Hawkeye's come on lines.
Not exact quote:
"Relax, take care of your body. Or if you're too busy, let me take care of it for you."
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:58 pm
I just recently said "abysianara" after I gave my two weeks notice at Circuit City.
I'm getting a new job!
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IEditYourWorld Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:13 am
Who hasn't been caught. I caught myself saying one of Sidney's lines.
"Pull down your pants and slide on the ice."
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:56 pm
Dr Hawkeye Pierce That isn't the craziest thing I've ever done with a phone line. One time, I called the Pentagon and tried to order a pizza. True story. I enlisted in the United States Marine Corps, went all the way to the Military Entrance Processing Station in Baltimore and had a full physical done. I went from Baltimore to the Bethesda Naval Medical Center, where a Navy Psychiatrist named (Captain) William Smith interviewed me, diagnosed me with Asperger's Disorder, and deffered me from any type of military service. There's more than one way to be a 4-F. wink I have Asperger's too.
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:42 pm
I have known one of my friends since kindergarten and we can finnish each others sentences. I always catch my self saying "Thank you Radar" and "Yes Radar" alot when we do that. she has no idea who Radar is but it always makes me laugh.
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