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thatgirlwhodraws

PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:25 am


o.0 Uh...I think he has problems. Or maybe he's just so used to typing that way.... O_O still.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:41 am


To laugh or scream with frustration . . . that is the question . . .

Tarantellatears


Kitten_Ember

PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:21 am


Angel80272
katrine221
XxJennessaxX
xXSavage NymphXx
I'd give this kid a F AND make him write out the alphabet until he gets it right.

Essay
MY F4V0R173 H0BBY 15 FR34K1N9 73H 734CH3R 0U7. 1 10V3 1337 4ND 17'5 50 1337! D00D!
50 73H M1N1N9 3FF0R75 W3N7 D0WN W17H 73H 734CH3R! 50 734CH3R, P1Z D0N'7 F1R3 M3H!!!!1111!!!!111!


Translation

My favorite hobby is freaking the teacher out. I love leet and it's so leet. Dude. So the mining efforts went down with the teacher! So teacher, please don't fire me!


That took me about 2.5 minutes to write, counting the time it took to decipher the "mining" part.

Oh! He likes to freak me out, eh? I'll freak him out with a big, fat, F-!

Yes!!

I didn't realize that F's went into the negatives. xd Go teachers!


What's worse than an F-? An F+...Now that's degrading!
PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:06 am


GAH!!! I should have taken 1337 speak class when I had the chance, I can barely read it. My friends tried to explain it to me before. They mostly use it to joke around, but they verbalize it.

Write the F in red marker on his forehead.

Niccea Majeare


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:23 am


I think I broke my ribs laughing at that.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:20 pm


Yo Cole
o.0 Uh...I think he has problems. Or maybe he's just so used to typing that way.... O_O still.

It was a written essay in English Literacy.

At everyone else: I have a stamp with all the grades on it! Set it to F-, right on Mr. Cartelli's forehead!

XxJennessaxX


Buccellatte

Sparkly Conversationalist

PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:12 pm


XxJennessaxX
Yo Cole
o.0 Uh...I think he has problems. Or maybe he's just so used to typing that way.... O_O still.

It was a written essay in English Literacy.

At everyone else: I have a stamp with all the grades on it! Set it to F-, right on Mr. Cartelli's forehead!


OF COURSE it's a dude! I knew all along.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:20 pm


xXSavage NymphXx
XxJennessaxX
Yo Cole
o.0 Uh...I think he has problems. Or maybe he's just so used to typing that way.... O_O still.

It was a written essay in English Literacy.

At everyone else: I have a stamp with all the grades on it! Set it to F-, right on Mr. Cartelli's forehead!


OF COURSE it's a dude! I knew all along.

Oh, I'd never had thought that a anyone would assume a female would "1337"-ify a written essay! eek
That would be scary.

XxJennessaxX


Buccellatte

Sparkly Conversationalist

PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:22 pm


XxJennessaxX
xXSavage NymphXx
XxJennessaxX
Yo Cole
o.0 Uh...I think he has problems. Or maybe he's just so used to typing that way.... O_O still.

It was a written essay in English Literacy.

At everyone else: I have a stamp with all the grades on it! Set it to F-, right on Mr. Cartelli's forehead!


OF COURSE it's a dude! I knew all along.

Oh, I'd never had thought that a anyone would assume a female would "1337"-ify a written essay! eek
That would be scary.


If I hated you enough, I'd totally do it.

So what happened with this kid?
PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:29 pm


xXSavage NymphXx
XxJennessaxX
xXSavage NymphXx
XxJennessaxX
Yo Cole
o.0 Uh...I think he has problems. Or maybe he's just so used to typing that way.... O_O still.

It was a written essay in English Literacy.

At everyone else: I have a stamp with all the grades on it! Set it to F-, right on Mr. Cartelli's forehead!


OF COURSE it's a dude! I knew all along.

Oh, I'd never had thought that a anyone would assume a female would "1337"-ify a written essay! eek
That would be scary.


If I hated you enough, I'd totally do it.

So what happened with this kid?

I sent him to the principal. I haven't seen him the whole day since.

XxJennessaxX


Noche Flor

PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:05 pm


XxJennessaxX
xXSavage NymphXx
XxJennessaxX
xXSavage NymphXx
XxJennessaxX
Yo Cole
o.0 Uh...I think he has problems. Or maybe he's just so used to typing that way.... O_O still.

It was a written essay in English Literacy.

At everyone else: I have a stamp with all the grades on it! Set it to F-, right on Mr. Cartelli's forehead!


OF COURSE it's a dude! I knew all along.

Oh, I'd never had thought that a anyone would assume a female would "1337"-ify a written essay! eek
That would be scary.


If I hated you enough, I'd totally do it.

So what happened with this kid?

I sent him to the principal. I haven't seen him the whole day since.

That's scary. Did you stamp the F- on the guys forehead??
You should have written an F- on his forehead in permanent marker. That would have been very funny.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:27 pm


XxJennessaxX
In the English Literacy class I teach, I had the students write an essay on their favourite hobbies. Well, one of my students handed in a whole paper full of 1337 speak. It went somewhat like this:

The class clown
MY F4V0R173 H0BBY 15 FR34K1N9 73H 734CH3R 0U7. 1 10V3 1337 4ND 17'5 50 1337! D00D!
50 73H M1N1N9 3FF0R75 W3N7 D0WN W17H 73H 734CH3R! 50 734CH3R, P1Z D0N'7 F1R3 M3H!!!!1111!!!!111!


It was written in big letters. I have it somewhere in my breifcase. Once I finally find it, I'll upload it for all to see. Unfortunately. I don't understand the "mining efforts" thing, what is mining efforts anyway? surprised

Oh... My... Gawd...
I find that extremely pathetic.

Edit: I know how to spell God

thunderandlightning


XxJennessaxX

PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:48 pm


katrine221
That's scary. Did you stamp the F- on the guys forehead??
You should have written an F- on his forehead in permanent marker. That would have been very funny.

It would be funny, but no. I could get fired for that surprised
The principal is strict to students and teachers alike, so I'd use a non-toxic marker. Not a permanent marker or stamp with permanent ink.
(But I picture that in my head... Daniel being teased due to a big F- stamp on his head... Hyuk!)
PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:06 pm


Wow, I would never have the courage to write an essay in text talk...

Vitoria-Chan


Angel80272

PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:31 pm


katrine221
XxJennessaxX
xXSavage NymphXx
XxJennessaxX
xXSavage NymphXx


OF COURSE it's a dude! I knew all along.

Oh, I'd never had thought that a anyone would assume a female would "1337"-ify a written essay! eek
That would be scary.


If I hated you enough, I'd totally do it.

So what happened with this kid?

I sent him to the principal. I haven't seen him the whole day since.

That's scary. Did you stamp the F- on the guys forehead??
You should have written an F- on his forehead in permanent marker. That would have been very funny.

No, it has to be written BACKWARDS so he sees it normally every time he looks into the mirror.
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