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 Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:38 pm
Aila-al-Jehan Joshua_Ritter Aila-al-Jehan Gosh darn you Nick, and your getting-to-topics-firstness D:
Lol. I once cast a spell to... enhance my natural assets. Not only did it not work, but now I've got holders for y assets that'll never help in any way shape or form. XD
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:40 pm
Yvaine Joshua_Ritter ...I had a cute girl clinging to me in the barn and for the rest of the night, though... so it's all good. <3 Mental note: only visit scary places with cute members of the opposite gender. Lucky me, I've got a cute husband I can cling to! 3nodding
Don't bring attractive people constantly, or you'll be eaten as per horror-movie victim rules, but, you know... a little extra cling-contact out of an ordeal isn't all bad, that's all I'm saying.
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:40 pm
Joshua_Ritter Aila-al-Jehan Joshua_Ritter Aila-al-Jehan Gosh darn you Nick, and your getting-to-topics-firstness D:
Lol. I once cast a spell to... enhance my natural assets. Not only did it not work, but now I've got holders for y assets that'll never help in any way shape or form. XD
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:41 pm
Aila-al-Jehan Joshua_Ritter Aila-al-Jehan Joshua_Ritter Aila-al-Jehan Gosh darn you Nick, and your getting-to-topics-firstness D:
Lol. I once cast a spell to... enhance my natural assets. Not only did it not work, but now I've got holders for y assets that'll never help in any way shape or form. XD
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:42 pm
Khalida Nyoka I reserve the right to quote you out of context...
Except during track. ;-;
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:44 pm
Joshua_Ritter Aila-al-Jehan Joshua_Ritter Aila-al-Jehan Joshua_Ritter Aila-al-Jehan Gosh darn you Nick, and your getting-to-topics-firstness D:
Lol. I once cast a spell to... enhance my natural assets. Not only did it not work, but now I've got holders for y assets that'll never help in any way shape or form. XD
I managed to sneak home a porn mag for him yesterday. He crushed my lungs.
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:13 pm
Aila-al-Jehan Joshua_Ritter Aila-al-Jehan Joshua_Ritter Aila-al-Jehan Lol. Boobs. XD I asked for a D cup, two weeks after I got a bra that was a D but the size of a large C. And it had NO support whatsoever, even when it actually had the wires in it (we had to take them out because they were poking meh D smile
I managed to sneak home a porn mag for him yesterday. He crushed my lungs.
Eh, the sex magick never really took off. This is just too innocent a crowd. Like Dras. You have to wait till people like Yagi start to corrupt them with their vile sex talk.
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:39 pm
Speaking of innocence and not knowing much about reproduction...
I know a great deal and am probably the most corrupted person in the guild. ^_^
When I was graduating from highschool, my class decided to take up the chant "Dirty Sanchez."
I can also tell people what all sorts of other... odd sex acts are called.
Seeing as this is PG-13, and I'd like to stay, I'll just not go into detail.
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:57 pm
Khalida Nyoka Speaking of innocence and not knowing much about reproduction... I know a great deal and am probably the most corrupted person in the guild. ^_^ When I was graduating from highschool, my class decided to take up the chant "Dirty Sanchez." I can also tell people what all sorts of other... odd sex acts are called. Seeing as this is PG-13, and I'd like to stay, I'll just not go into detail.
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:01 pm
Joshua_Ritter Khalida Nyoka Speaking of innocence and not knowing much about reproduction... I know a great deal and am probably the most corrupted person in the guild. ^_^ When I was graduating from highschool, my class decided to take up the chant "Dirty Sanchez." I can also tell people what all sorts of other... odd sex acts are called. Seeing as this is PG-13, and I'd like to stay, I'll just not go into detail. I probably wouldn't make anyone blush... but I don't think it would be possible for someone to make me blush anymore...
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:27 am
Joshua_Ritter That's sweet, and sad, in one big ball of emotion...
Eh, the sex magick never really took off. This is just too innocent a crowd. Like Dras. You have to wait till people like Yagi start to corrupt them with their vile sex talk. Indeed. You had best watch out, younglings, because I'm out to corrupt all of your minds. pirate Today's lesson is: Where babies come from(and no, they don't come from the Stork. =D)
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:41 am
Pageantry Joshua_Ritter That's sweet, and sad, in one big ball of emotion...
Eh, the sex magick never really took off. This is just too innocent a crowd. Like Dras. You have to wait till people like Yagi start to corrupt them with their vile sex talk. Indeed. You had best watch out, younglings, because I'm out to corrupt all of your minds. pirate Today's lesson is: Where babies come from(and no, they don't come from the Stork. =D)
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 2:26 pm
Joshua_Ritter Aila-al-Jehan Joshua_Ritter Aila-al-Jehan Joshua_Ritter Aila-al-Jehan Lol. Boobs. XD I asked for a D cup, two weeks after I got a bra that was a D but the size of a large C. And it had NO support whatsoever, even when it actually had the wires in it (we had to take them out because they were poking meh D smile
I managed to sneak home a porn mag for him yesterday. He crushed my lungs.
Eh, the sex magick never really took off. This is just too innocent a crowd. Like Dras. You have to wait till people like Yagi start to corrupt them with their vile sex talk.
..Ok, maybe Stephen Lynch. But that alterboy thing was a moment of weakness for the poor man.
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>_>
8===> o:
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:47 pm
Meh. Sometimes stuff that alters appearance only works to the level you obsess over it. How much did you really WANT those boobs, eh? mrgreen
Case in point - I obsessed endlessly over how to attract male attention, growing up as a skinny bookish chick with braces and unibrow. I ended up racked and with actual fights breaking out among my friends about who got to date me next (they could've asked...). Irritated the crap out of my also-skinny but much-less-racked sisters. But of course this is the standard Midas tale - I got plenty of attention, but ended up with only one good friend because she was a straight girl. Every other friendship got flushed. Okay, except the guy I married. And, of course, it turned out that the very thing that made me racked (sensitivity to bovine growth hormone) also made me insane. We're talking anger, paranoia, and urge to self-harm, plus a few other fun bits. I'm still undoing the damage. Until I obsess sufficiently in reverse, I don't think I'll ever be able to both be sane and eat cheesecake. gonk (I went with sanity, I'm afraid...)
Yeah, I'm pretty sure unintentional magic was involved. Then again, Laren played a card game that changed his life...dunno if he's willing to talk about it though.
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 6:32 pm
Yvaine Meh. Sometimes stuff that alters appearance only works to the level you obsess over it. How much did you really WANT those boobs, eh? mrgreen Case in point - I obsessed endlessly over how to attract male attention, growing up as a skinny bookish chick with braces and unibrow. I ended up racked and with actual fights breaking out among my friends about who got to date me next (they could've asked...). Irritated the crap out of my also-skinny but much-less-racked sisters. But of course this is the standard Midas tale - I got plenty of attention, but ended up with only one good friend because she was a straight girl. Every other friendship got flushed. Okay, except the guy I married. And, of course, it turned out that the very thing that made me racked (sensitivity to bovine growth hormone) also made me insane. We're talking anger, paranoia, and urge to self-harm, plus a few other fun bits. I'm still undoing the damage. Until I obsess sufficiently in reverse, I don't think I'll ever be able to both be sane and eat cheesecake. gonk (I went with sanity, I'm afraid...) Yeah, I'm pretty sure unintentional magic was involved. Then again, Laren played a card game that changed his life...dunno if he's willing to talk about it though.
Then again, it was back when I was "wiccen" and "anything was possible if you just belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve!!!1". rolleyes I plan to recast later on, but with a method I know works for me. Now whether it ends up working is a whole ther story. XD
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