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 Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:01 pm
Insomnesiac angelchii Insomnesiac angelchii Insomnesiac Well all those surprise attacks from vending machines can be quite deadly. eek They happen much more often than those random samurai attacks. Ello angelchii, how have you been? ^^
marly- oh they're evil D:Good here. @Marly: They can be quite evil, there are many unreported incidents of vending machine attacks. 3nodding I spent most my weeks, around vending machines when I worked during the summer, and before christmas holidays.I was kept alive.Except I Was used for errands.Walking by those vending machines.Them just standing there.Mocking me. @angelchii: They are not.To specific people.
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:02 pm
Oh wow...
but did you know that they kill
children in parts of South Africa with SPOONS?
:: gasp ::
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:04 pm
Merumiharu .+:{ }:+.
But its true. The government just hides it. They work with Hershey. And Wonka is real and also works for the government. It's a COMSPIRACY! surprised We have to tell the- *Gets shot by a Oompa Loompa in a business suit* gonk
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:05 pm
Vlad D. Tepes Merumiharu .+:{}:+.
But its true. The government just hides it. They work with Hershey. And Wonka is real and also works for the government. It's a COMSPIRACY! surprised We have to tell the- *Gets shot by a Oompa Loompa in a business suit* gonk *gasp* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! gonk *runs around in circles screaming*
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:06 pm
Well, the machines supply a demonically tasty snack food called "chips", which, if you eeat enough, will increase you body fat so much, that you die from a sour-cream-cheddar-barbeque flavored heart attack.
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:08 pm
Marly-chan Insomnesiac Good here. @Marly: They can be quite evil, there are many unreported incidents of vending machine attacks. 3nodding I spent most my weeks, around vending machines when I worked during the summer, and before christmas holidays.I was kept alive.Except I Was used for errands.Walking by those vending machines.Them just standing there.Mocking me. @angelchii: They are not.To specific people. Oh but that is one of their strongest non-lethal attacks. Attacking people with their silent mocking laughter. They make you drop your guard first with that mocking so you think that's all they do when, BOOM they get you. gonk
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:09 pm
Insomnesiac Marly-chan Insomnesiac Good here. @Marly: They can be quite evil, there are many unreported incidents of vending machine attacks. 3nodding I spent most my weeks, around vending machines when I worked during the summer, and before christmas holidays.I was kept alive.Except I Was used for errands.Walking by those vending machines.Them just standing there.Mocking me. @angelchii: They are not.To specific people. Oh but that is one of their strongest non-lethal attacks. Attacking people with their silent mocking laughter. They make you drop your guard first with that mocking so you think that's all they do when, BOOM they get you. gonk >D Oh, there is a vending machine behind you. rolleyes
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:11 pm
Pfft, it's obviously from people trying to punch the thing when their candy gets stuck and the machine eats them in retribution.
(falling over, glass breaking, bones breaking, etc.)
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:12 pm
Marly-chan Insomnesiac Marly-chan Insomnesiac Good here. @Marly: They can be quite evil, there are many unreported incidents of vending machine attacks. 3nodding I spent most my weeks, around vending machines when I worked during the summer, and before christmas holidays.I was kept alive.Except I Was used for errands.Walking by those vending machines.Them just standing there.Mocking me. @angelchii: They are not.To specific people. Oh but that is one of their strongest non-lethal attacks. Attacking people with their silent mocking laughter. They make you drop your guard first with that mocking so you think that's all they do when, BOOM they get you. gonk >D Oh, there is a vending machine behind you. rolleyes I already unplugged him. 3nodding .... and gave him cement boots for when it's time to make him sleep in that fish pond over there. >.>
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:15 pm
Well... if the refrigeration unit fails, and the soda/machine heats up, then gets bumped or something causing the soda to blow up... and that many sodas going off at once... >_>
or the soda could short circuit something, causing it to burst into flames, burning the victim to death... o_o
n_n
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:16 pm
Insomnesiac Marly-chan Insomnesiac Marly-chan Insomnesiac Good here. @Marly: They can be quite evil, there are many unreported incidents of vending machine attacks. 3nodding I spent most my weeks, around vending machines when I worked during the summer, and before christmas holidays.I was kept alive.Except I Was used for errands.Walking by those vending machines.Them just standing there.Mocking me. @angelchii: They are not.To specific people. Oh but that is one of their strongest non-lethal attacks. Attacking people with their silent mocking laughter. They make you drop your guard first with that mocking so you think that's all they do when, BOOM they get you. gonk >D Oh, there is a vending machine behind you. rolleyes I already unplugged him. 3nodding .... and gave him cement boots for when it's time to make him sleep in that fish pond over there. >.> Don't hurt the poor innocent little vending machine. D:
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:16 pm
[Q] Pfft, it's obviously from people trying to punch the thing when their candy gets stuck and the machine eats them in retribution. (falling over, glass breaking, bones breaking, etc.) I've seen actual injuries from that.
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:19 pm
Marly-chan Insomnesiac Marly-chan >D Oh, there is a vending machine behind you. rolleyes I already unplugged him. 3nodding .... and gave him cement boots for when it's time to make him sleep in that fish pond over there. >.> Don't hurt the poor innocent little vending machine. D: That is what it gets for sneaking up on me. 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:29 pm
Insomnesiac Marly-chan Insomnesiac Marly-chan >D Oh, there is a vending machine behind you. rolleyes I already unplugged him. 3nodding .... and gave him cement boots for when it's time to make him sleep in that fish pond over there. >.> Don't hurt the poor innocent little vending machine. D: That is what it gets for sneaking up on me. 3nodding IT will haunt you in your sleep.Waiting for revenge. >D
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:30 pm
Padme Potter of Hobbiton [Q] Pfft, it's obviously from people trying to punch the thing when their candy gets stuck and the machine eats them in retribution. (falling over, glass breaking, bones breaking, etc.) I've seen actual injuries from that. Despite my joking exterior I was being serious about that statement, so would it be pretentious to say "I know"? xd No, I kid. But I wouldn't be surprised if that's why they're more dangerous than sharks.
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