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baronesswinchester Captain
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 Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:33 pm
Hawkeye: M*A*S*H 4-0-something-something. You've got a lot of nerve calling in the middle of the night.
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:09 pm
"Listen, it's too big a world to be in competition with everyone. The only person who I have to be better than is myself. And in your case, that's enough."
Col. Potter
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:40 am
One time Hot Lips got really drunk, I mean really drunk. She drank gin, rye, and scotch, until she got good and tanked. Anyway, Henry Blake saw, and asked Trapper and me to take her back to her tent, which lead to this verbal exchange:
Margeret: I can't operate from my tent!
Trapper: You're doing ok so far!
Margeret: OH, GO SALUTE YOURSELF!
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:34 pm
Margeret: You're drunk.
Henry: Oh, that's a dirty lie, and I intend to press charges...the minute I'm sober.
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baronesswinchester Captain
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IEditYourWorld Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:20 am
This is from the episode: House Arrest. Hawkeye, Trapper, Frank and Hot Lips are at the sink washing up after an OR session. Hawk is messing with Frank and Hot Lips doesn't like it one bit. She says the following:
HL: They have insulted me more than I can stand. Do something Frank! I demand satisfaction!
Hawk: Tired lately Frank?
I love that response!
IEditYourWorld
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:57 am
Henry (pulling out Klinger's file): Here we go. Father dying, right?
Klinger: Yes, sir.
Henry (going through letters in Klinger's file): Father dying, last year. Mother dying, last year. Mother and father dying. Mother, father and older sister dying. Mother dying and older sister pregnant. Older sister dying and mother pregnant. Younger sister pregnant and older sister dying. Here's an oldie but a goodie: half of the family dying, other half pregnant. (puts file down) Klinger aren't you ashamed of yourself?
Klinger: Yes sir. I don't deserve to be in the Army.
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baronesswinchester Captain
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:06 am
Rizzo: You just had to go through Themopolis. I could have gotten us good turkeys from a crook you could trust.
Major Murphy: Charge two states that you have a non-com who's a transvestite.
Henry: I don't pry into a man's religion, sir.
General Mitchell: A transvestite wears dresses, Colonel.
Henry: Oh, Klinger.
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:26 pm
From Inga
Hawkeye: I am the essence of overconfidence! I am speculation, adventure; the spirit of pursuit; the stag howling for its winsome yet anonymous mate. I am the love call of evolution; the perfume and color of the flowers as they offer their pollen to the gentle buzz of the bees. I am sex itself, gentlemen. I am life. I am appetite!
BJ: I'm not taking my clothes off until he leaves.
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IEditYourWorld Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:46 pm
Rizzo: This is a ve-hicle. Repeat after me. VE-HICLE.
Potter: (Rolling his eyes) Ve-hicle.
Ve-hicle.
IEditYourWorld
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:24 pm
Potter: 26?! Out of 100?!
Rizzo: Oh, no, sir. 26 out of 30. I only graded you on the material that you was awake for.
Potter: Sargeant, cut the falderall. (not exact words)
Rizzo: You're right, sir, there is no room in this man's army for falderall. Potter, 92!
Potter: 86 THAT 92!!!
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baronesswinchester Captain
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:10 pm
"What happens in the event that figure 'A' is attracted to figure 'B' and wants to get married. But figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D' but figure 'A' can't keep his hands of figure 'B' because she's got such a great figure."
Trapper
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:28 pm
I could have sworn I've seen that one on here before...No matter.
BJ: (about Charles) At least we got him talking.
Hawkeye: That's nothing. I can make him yell. (goes over to Charles) Get your job, Charles?
Charles: Have you been reading my mail?
Hawkeye: Not quite. We wrote it.
Not exact, but oh, well.
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baronesswinchester Captain
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:06 pm
Col. Henry Blake: Major, I think you're drunk.
Hot Lips: I'm not so think, you drunk I am.
(Sorry, I couldn't remember the words exactly.)
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:14 pm
Quote: Col. Henry Blake: Major, I think you're drunk. Hot Lips: I'm not so think, you drunk I am. (Sorry, I couldn't remember the words exactly.) I think it was "I'm not as think as you drunk I am." I could be wrong though, so don't quote me. sweatdrop Here's another from our old buddy, Klinger. "If I die, bury me in the blue chiffon." He always looked good in that dress... IEditYourWorld
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IEditYourWorld Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:19 am
Frank: "Never! I'm not going to let that pervert [Klinger] out of the Army."
Hawkeye: "Oh, by all means, Frank. Let's keep the perverts in the Army."
Trapper: "Anyway, Klinger is not a pervert."
Margaret: "How do you know?"
Trapper: "Because I'm one and he's never at the meetings."
Col. Flagg: "Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion."
Soldier: "I don't want to go back to the front!"
B.J.: "Wanna talk to the father?"
Soldier: "OK, but I'm an atheist."
B.J.: "Really?"
Soldier: "Swear to God.."
Igor: "We lost the patient."
Hawkeye: "You mean he died?"
Igor: "No, we can't find him."
B.J.: "How can you lose a patient between pre-op and the operating room?"
Igor: "We tried a shortcut."
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