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 Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:07 pm
bigmouth strikes again! Kalebface that wasn't my worst.
I was dreaming more ******** up s**t than that when I was four.
I remember one dream so clearly... o __o D: scary I kind of was a scary kid.
One time I bit a kids ear nearly completely off. DD:
THE DAYCARE WORKERS. THEY WERE SO MEAN. SO MEAN.
-Twitch-
Yeah. :B
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:29 pm
A girl almost bit my ear off when I was five. gonk
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:35 pm
When I was younger, (true story), the little cuban girls in my neighborhood would bring me in their rooms, force me to sit in a chair (with the assistance of a jumprope) and put makeup on me, and clothes.
Jump to my preteen years.
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:38 pm
I had a dream two days a go this fat girl was masturbating in my house at my computer (?)
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:51 pm
core tactic I had a dream two days a go this fat girl was masturbating in my house at my computer (?)
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:55 pm
No actually. In fact, IN the dream I was even thinking, "You know, this isn't too hot at all. Not doing anything for me."
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:56 pm
Bullcrap.
He loves the way they plump up when they get hot.
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:59 pm
But that's a hot dog motto. Wouldn't that then make me gay by association?
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:06 pm
Yngwie A girl almost bit my ear off when I was five. gonk As in she actually got ahold of the ear and tore It part way?
Or you valiantly fought her off before she even had the chance to bite down?
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:07 pm
Yngwie A girl almost bit my ear off when I was five. gonk You should have started yelling "TYSON! TYSON!"
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:47 pm
core tactic But that's a hot dog motto. Wouldn't that then make me gay by association?
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:15 pm
As a child I had a dream a guy came to my house, forced my family to hide and when he found us he shot us in the face.
Now I have panic attacks if I play hide and go seek exclaim
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:26 pm
The Mighty Z-Rex core tactic But that's a hot dog motto. Wouldn't that then make me gay by association? Gotcha'.
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:24 pm
I can't decide how I feel about getting fat.
ONE ONE HAND:
I'm super superficial and I intend to die young and beautiful and doing coke off a hooker's a**
ON ANOTHER:
I've always fantasized about getting really old and fat and ugly so that I can become a skydiving nudist and get revenge for all my years of pantsless grammas.
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:06 pm
core tactic The Mighty Z-Rex core tactic But that's a hot dog motto. Wouldn't that then make me gay by association? Gotcha'.
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