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Desirable Conversationalist
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 Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:01 pm
"Ugh..someone play my music...this is giving me a headache....does anyone got any jack daniels or some vodka? I need a drink..."
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:55 pm
:: Steps out on stage with a microphone. ::
" ............... "
:: Looks at Simon, Lita, and Edge. ::
" ...DAMN! "
:: Casually, walks backstage as fans cheer. ::
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:24 am
Well, it has to be one of you two. I have the solution, we flip a coin!
*pulls quarter out of space 'tween breasts.*
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:49 am
"It better be Edge, because if it's me, you're getting an abortion rightaway!"
mrgreen
(( 6, to not be the father. ))
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:24 pm
Ugh...for god's sake, since when did The Cutting Edge turn into an episode of the Maury Povich Show?! gonk
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Amy_Dumas_lita generated a random number between
1 and 2 ...
2!
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:43 pm
If its heads (1), then its Edge. If its tails (2), then its Dean's.
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:45 pm
"Ahem. Okay. Excuse me for a second..."
*Climbs out of ring and looks under it. Pulls out a tank of gasoline and pours all over self. Looks in pocket and pulls out a lighter.*
"Goodbye, cruel fat world!"
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:46 pm
My baby will not be fatherless!
*Dives to knock the lighter out of his hand.*
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:47 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:50 pm
"Now, you know what this means!"
*A wedding cake is wheeled out from the back.*
"That's right, we have to marry! I will not have another baby out of wedlock!" 4laugh
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:51 pm
"I reject! Go take care of that damn thing by yourself."
talk2hand
*Makes his way up the ramp.*
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:55 pm
*Cuts him off at the top of the ramp.*
"Oh no, oh no, you're gonna get married. Ya see, the law states that since its your child, you' gonna pay one way or another. I'm a very good attorney, and you'll be paying more money in child support than it cost to build whatever sweatshop makes your merchandise, unless you two should tie the knot."
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:55 pm
"Yeah, so what's it gonna be?"
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:56 pm
*Looks at hideous Lita, then his wallet, then back to hideous Lita.*
"Child supports fine with me."
sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:58 pm
Ok, I'll draw up the papers and get back to you in a second. Oh, by the way, what's your yearly salary?
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