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Doc: I'm a pacifist.

Caboose: You're a thing that babies suck on.

Tucker: No, dude. That's a ***** style="color: cyan">Church: Tucker, I think he means a pacifier.

Tucker: oh, yeah. Right. Man, I was totally thinking about something else.

This is my all time most favorite quotes

Doc: Can you say purple? Say pur-
Baby alien: Blarg
Doc: ple!
Baby alien: Blarg!
Doc: Good!


Caboose: Look!More sleeping people!It must be naptime!But who has naptime now?Naptime comes BEFORE pants time,not after.I think these people are just making up times!


Donut: I once gave a lapdance....to a guy!


Caboose: Oh!My!GOD!ANDY!You're dead!You had soooo muuuch to liiive foorr!So much exploding to do.... I didn't even know you smoked!WHYYY!!!!


Shiela: Honk Honk.Firing main blarg!


Caboose: I am an alien
Church: *forgot what he says*
Caboose: I AM AN ALIEN!!!
Church: *forgets what he says....again*
Caboose: I'm an alien I'm an alien I'm an alien I'm an alien



Zealot: Everyone!Everyone!Look unto me!I possess the blue flag!Mountains will crumble!Rivers will fold!People will.....run.....I'll get good grades in school.....be a broad first semester...my highschool friends will envy me in ways they never immagined!I WILL DIE WITH A FULL HEAD OF HAIR!


Caboose: *in a deep voice* Your toast is burnt,and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Zealot: It's the beast!Come to live among us for seven years!Repent!Repent!*gets shot by caboose then caboose goes on a killing spree*

something like that...

Church: There you hear that?
Tucker: Is it like a screaming high pitched whistling noise followed by a series of random clicks?
Church: No its just like this constant -beep-beep-beep- noise.
Tucker: Oh, then no. I don't hear anything?
Church: Wait, do you actually hear a series of whistling noises followed by some random clicks.
Tucker: No, I was just trying to be helpful.
Church:Yeah, well, you're failing.
Caboose: Oh I hear that voice, you know telling us to kill all our friends before they have a chance to kill us!
Church and Tucker: ...
Caboose: Wait... you guys don't hear that?

Maybe Caboose should go in there.

Uh, what would I say?

Start with some common ground, like how you both killed church.

You know, I actually like that idea.

You do?

Just think: while our ambassador here is either being A: eaten by the alien or B: digested by the alien, we could sneak back in there and get our bodies.

I would make an excellent abadastor, because I am very shy!

Get away from me, freak!

You know, if that word's too hard to pronounce, you can just call yourself bait.

Church: you got knocked up. You got knocked out.

i just love the way that sounded whee

Tucker: *says slowly* Ok. Church is trying to get a translator so that we can talk to eachother.

Church: Tucker, the enormous alien doesn't speak our language. Speaking slowly is not gonna help.

Tucker: What? I'm talking to Caboose.
Church: Oh.

Caboose: I don't understand. Are, are you hungary? Tucker, are you hungary? Are you cold?

Tucker: What? No, dude-

Caboose: Do you need a blanket? Tucker, do you want some hotdogs in a blanket?

Tucker: Damn it, no. Caboose, I'm not cold, I don't want a hotdog, and if you put mustard in my ******** sheets again, I'm gonna kill you.

Tucker: He's got to have a name. Why don't we just ask him. Hey, alien dude, what's your name? Name. I am Tucker. This is Church. That's b***h Pants McCraby.

Tex: Hey!

Tucker: Well, that's what we call you.

Caboose: Not me. I call you Mrs. McCraby.

Tex: Thanks...