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 Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:14 am
Sarge: "Dirt bag!" mrgreen
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 4:06 pm
Hurry up ladies. This ain't no icecream social.
Icecream social?
Stop the silly talk you two. Anyone want to guess why I gathered you to here, today.
Uhh. Is it because the wars' over and your sending us home?
That's exactly it private. The wars' over. We won. Turns out you the big hero. Were going to hold a big parade in your honor. I get to drive the float. And Simmons here is IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!
I'm no stranger to sarcasm, sir.
God damnit private. Shut your mouth or else I'll have Simmons slit your throat while your asleep.
Oh, I'll do it, too.
I know you would, Simmons. Good man.
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:03 am
Simmons: Just a little further, guys.
Sarge: You stole that thing all by yourself?
Donut: Yep, and then I ran over the guy that was chasing us. And a few other innocent pedestrians.
Sarge: I'm so proud of you.
Donut: Yeah, stealing and killing are a huge rush. I wish I'd started at a much younger age. I caught the fever!
Simmons: Okay, the source for the distress signal is right outside this... crap!
Grif: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[Camera zooms out,revealing Blood Gulch]
Grif: This sucks.
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:17 am
Sarge: Once again I find myself torn. On the one hand, there's one less blue in the Universe. But now Doc's got a bigger body count than me! And that just won't do. No sir.
Sarge: Nice shot, cupcake!
Sarge: Simmons, you get an F in efficiency, but I have to give you an A+ in dramatic timing.
Simmons: Hello? Hello? Is anybody here? Just great. I guess we all got seperated in the teleporter. Sarge, this is Simmons 2.0, do you read me? Apparently, your plan to chase Lopez and Doc failed miserably. I appear to be stuck in some kind of nexus of teleporters, which could take me anywhere in the universe. [pause] Or it's... the janitors closet, hell, I don't ********' know. Sarge, are you there? Sarge!
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 6:04 pm
Donut: Politics make me SOOO horny!
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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:43 pm
Sarge: Ho ho ho...dirtbags.
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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:22 am
Donut: Oh, man, that is a burn! Dude, you just got burned! Burned, dude, burned!
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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:41 pm
sarge : work that shovel like a hoe.... work that hoe like a shovel
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:46 am
Donut: Right. I know it was Tuesday, because that's the day I washed my underwear. And since I don't like to let my armor touch my bare skin, on the account of I chafe really easily, I remember thinkin', "Where can I hang out with no pants on?"
Grif: Oh god.
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 3:11 pm
Sarge: DAG NABBIT! Why do I ever leave you two to guard ANYTHING? EVERYBODY knows about the international "dibs" protocol! ..And the no takebacks accord!"
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 5:27 pm
sarge: you just got sarged!
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:11 pm
"You just got Sarged."
And..
"You mean like spy stuff?That would be cool.I could wear a spy tuxedo."
"No."
"With a hidden spy camera."
"No"
"Inside a tiny spy bowtie."
"No"
"Or I can wear a flower on my lapell"
"We said no."
"That sprays water at peoples faces.Haha."
"Shut up Donut"
"No secret spy liquid..that would be awesome.Hahaha...."
Sarge and Simmons"NO!"
"Maybe.Uh I mean no"
And..
"Are we going to have a sleepover?'Cus that would be sweet."
And..
"That's okay I can even use it to my advantage.I made some special modifications on a numeral dose.Check it out.Robot number 2.Codeword...Dirtbag."
"Eep."
*Hits Grif*
"Ow.Hey"
"Hehee.Pretty nifty heh."
"That was awesome sir.Let me try.Let me try.Ahem.Codeword Dirtbag."
"Eep."
*hits Grif*
"Ow.Okay fine two can play at this game.Codeword dirtbag."
"Eep."
*hits Grif*
"Agh.Son of a b***h."
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 5:51 pm
Who wants to hold my ankles while I strech out my hammies.
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 10:21 am
This is from the outakes...on the RVB dvds.They were trying out for the alien part
"Hey Simmons your honk is half way up Sarge's blarg."
"Who wants to hold my honkhonk.Come on give it a blarg."
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