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 Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:54 pm
"I was buying pornography!"
What, too subtle?
"That's our new form of prisoner execution."
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:04 am
It was a 4chan hacking.
Just make sure your accounts have everything in them, and go about your day.
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:22 am
"The images you see are a result of drinking Zurg we ask that you stop drinking Zurg for your own personal safety and mental wellbeing."
This stops people gaining the aliean mutators that are found in Zurg and stops people talking about aliens as no onle likes people to think they are crazy.
But the best action to take is to just to use the flashie thing.
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:59 am
"It was just a parallax. No need to worry."
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 10:09 am
"Well its a matter of.... wait a second.... IS THAT A TALKING CHEESEDOODLE!?!?!?!?" *Runs away after they turn to look*
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:30 pm
That's just the new Gaia news helicopter. Wave to the nice reporter, then go home and watch for yoursel.f
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:33 pm
Experimental test craft conducted by the Gaian Air Defence Squad
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:57 pm
It was merely many invisible children playing a game of... 'frisbee' with an odd looking 'frisbee'.
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:29 am
Yes, I've heard of people having hlaicinations brought on by watchingthe sky too long. You should take a nap.
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:57 am
Alien? where?
*person points to alien*
That not an alien!
Don't you know its not nice to make fun of disabled and deformed people!
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:55 pm
Thats not a UFO its one of Ians hats...
*runs away*
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:56 pm
gonk "It's mean to make fun of deformed people."
Didn't you know that there's a new Ron Bruise sci-fi film being filmed here?
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:09 pm
"Sorry, it's probably a side-effect of your medication I'm sure it wasn't a UFO"
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:14 pm
"It was superman"
"Wonder Woman's invisible jet was on the fritz"
"Voldemort... We'll get you next time!"
"You were probably staring into the sun"
"It was a LAV enthusiast"
"It was a kite"
"You had a rare type of food poisoning that causes hallucinations"
"You were experimenting with a dangerous mixture of illegal substances. Oh, you don't remember it, you say? See how bad some of those things are for you!?!"
those are what I've got in a 5 minute brainstorm
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:16 pm
"Nothing happened! Everyone was on vacation!"
Or...
"Come on.... Come on.... Come on...."
Or...
"Well, at least we're not Iraq."
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