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PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2005 7:02 pm


Kyynel KPG
Did you know, that people can confuse YOURSELF and OURSELF by one simple misread handwritten literature print. That could change someone's life... drastically. Here's how:

Charles Manson walks into a doctors ofice, and they ask him to explain himself. [ Comming from the doctor, the paper would say 'yourself'.] He thinks it is "ourself", and so he explains more than one person. The doctor could then say "This man has scitzopherinia [sp?], and give him medication. Charles does not know that he does not have the rare disease, but he takes the medicine anyways, to be safe. When he does, he goes insane because of the after-effects of it, killing many many people, believing he is Christ. He was not supposed to have the medicine at all.

That is a horrible thing to do.

I blame God.

Here's why:

One day, the people of God were making a very large tower monumenting the Lord himself. They were working together, and having an overall great time. God decides he doesn't like it, and completely ******** with their language, causing the words we have today to be so.. awkward, such as Yourself, and Ourself.

God is bad.

Here's why:

One day, the people of God were making a very large tower monumenting the Lord himself. They were working together, and having an overall great time. God decides he doesn't like it, and completely ******** with their language, causing the words we have today to be so.. awkward, such as Yourself, and Ourself.

He also destroyed cities because they were not following his ways. But, he is being hypocritical because of the fact that he says "Jealousy is wrong", yet he will only let you live if you worship him, and him alone.

He also made the gays. He gave them the rainbow. >.>


I hope you know none of this makes sense, and entirely destroys the ideas of modern science and medicine.
PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2005 4:43 am


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