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 Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 6:08 pm
Baron von Turkeypants Give the volume of a cylinder is ∏r²h, what is the volume of a pie whose radius is z and height is a? pie*z^2a? I've been trying to say it outloud but I'm not coming up with anything.
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:36 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:39 pm
I was going to say that... I saw it in some other forums somewhere gonk
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:54 pm
Why was 5 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9 (seven ate nine)!
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:51 am
There are three types of people in the world. People who can count and people that cannot count. What type of person am I?
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:08 pm
This forum has seemed to become the home of either the best geek pick-up lines or innuendo. Hilarious. xP
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/science-and-technology/calling-all-math-nerds/t.34524591/
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:07 am
Chaotic Nonsense Self explanatory: money = evil^(1/2) (that is to say, money is the root of all evil) time = money (time is money) women = money*time (Women are money and time)Substitute time for money: women = money*money women = money^2 women = (evil^(1/2))^2 women = evil Tada. I have always hated this joke, even when i was nine. It butchers math. Women are money and time. That translates into, money + time. Women = money + money Women = 2*money I have never seen it phrased in a way that made sense.
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:20 am
zz1000zz Chaotic Nonsense Self explanatory: money = evil^(1/2) (that is to say, money is the root of all evil) time = money (time is money) women = money*time (Women are money and time)Substitute time for money: women = money*money women = money^2 women = (evil^(1/2))^2 women = evil Tada. I have always hated this joke, even when i was nine. It butchers math. Women are money and time. That translates into, money + time. Women = money + money Women = 2*money I have never seen it phrased in a way that made sense. Well, actually, if we view it in terms of either a boolean or a more general pair of independent probabilities, "and" translates into multiplication; "or" would be addition. There are deep epistemological issues with viewing "and" as addition.
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:01 am
Layra-chan zz1000zz Chaotic Nonsense Self explanatory: money = evil^(1/2) (that is to say, money is the root of all evil) time = money (time is money) women = money*time (Women are money and time)Substitute time for money: women = money*money women = money^2 women = (evil^(1/2))^2 women = evil Tada. I have always hated this joke, even when i was nine. It butchers math. Women are money and time. That translates into, money + time. Women = money + money Women = 2*money I have never seen it phrased in a way that made sense. Well, actually, if we view it in terms of either a boolean or a more general pair of independent probabilities, "and" translates into multiplication; "or" would be addition. There are deep epistemological issues with viewing "and" as addition. I agree completely. This joke bothers me not so much because it is wrong, but because most people who say it would not understand why it is not wrong. I would gladly apologize to anyone who uses this joke and could actually explain why it made sense. I suspect it would be a small number.
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:18 pm
MyOwnBestCritic If you're a guy:  If you're a girl:  There's also the "Nice Asymptote," but I don't have a picture for that... Those are awesome!
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:48 pm
Friday in math, we're graphing the whole polynomial divided by a polynomial thing... and our teacher was talking about doing the verticle line test and how you should ignore the asymptotes when doing that... I couldn't help sharing with a friend who sat behind me (Chris).
Teacher: "Ignore the asymptote--"
Me: "Are you looking at my asymptote!?"
Teacher: "...just look at the curves."
Me: "Look at my curves... they're just so proportionate."
Chris: "I'd tangent that."
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:22 am
The square root of negative one walks into a bar and sees a cute two-thirds. He walks over to her and asks, "Hey, Baby, can I buy you a drink?" She looks at him, scoffs, and says, "Get real!"
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 12:44 pm
zz1000zz Layra-chan zz1000zz Chaotic Nonsense Self explanatory: money = evil^(1/2) (that is to say, money is the root of all evil) time = money (time is money) women = money*time (Women are money and time)Substitute time for money: women = money*money women = money^2 women = (evil^(1/2))^2 women = evil Tada. I have always hated this joke, even when i was nine. It butchers math. Women are money and time. That translates into, money + time. Women = money + money Women = 2*money I have never seen it phrased in a way that made sense. Well, actually, if we view it in terms of either a boolean or a more general pair of independent probabilities, "and" translates into multiplication; "or" would be addition. There are deep epistemological issues with viewing "and" as addition. I agree completely. This joke bothers me not so much because it is wrong, but because most people who say it would not understand why it is not wrong. I would gladly apologize to anyone who uses this joke and could actually explain why it made sense. I suspect it would be a small number. I think you misunderstood what Layra-Chan said. Applying and as it's used in probability results in a process of multiplication, not addition as you said. For instance, the probability of A and B happening is P(A)*P(B). Hence 'girls are time and money' does, in fact, become girls=time*money. The joke makes sense.
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Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:34 pm
ok here goes
what do you call a triangle superstore
Pythag R Us
f(x) walks into abar and orders a pint. the barman says "sorry but we don't cater for functions"
sin x cos x and e^x are at a party. sin x and cos x are dancing and generally having a good time. sin x goes over to e^x and asks why he doesn't join in. "i would" he said, "but everytime i try to integrate i end up with myself"
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